The Future is here, now you too can fuck your waifu

[Cush]

Quite ingenious really.

I won a Novint Falcon in a TF2 competition last year, its a great piece of kit but its way too gimmicky to actually replace a mouse and I ended up selling it for a tidy $300.

I had never really considered that it could be used to make something like this, but looking back it makes perfect sense.

When I ramped the vibration settings up to full and tried to play TF2, it was like a jackhammer on the desk...Shooting with the heavy was impossible to control because of the insane feedback and your hand just flies all over the place, I wonder if they are going to try and implement vibration, probably have to be careful to not make the device freak out and yank someones penis in the wrong direction or something.

[Awesomecaek]

[QUOTE=leonthefox;42943653]Oh for fuck sake, this is now a thing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBM4GFu9Bs[/media][/QUOTE]

0:56 left me in tears. They can't be for real.

[mastfire]

mah waifu ugh~~

[Antlerp]

[QUOTE=leonthefox;42943653]Oh for fuck sake, this is now a thing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBM4GFu9Bs[/media][/QUOTE]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mrtQNL2.png[/img]

did the nazis have something to do with this???

[KingKannon]

[QUOTE=Antlerp;42962135][img]http://i.imgur.com/mrtQNL2.png[/img]

did the nazis have something to do with this???[/QUOTE]

More questionable is why would you need a girl to kiss you if you can fuck them from a thousand miles away?

[Pvt. Martin]

Either this is the most silliest, or the most amazing idea in the world.

[Oddshot]

This is it.

This is the beginning of the slide into decadence and hedonism on a worldwide scale.
Nobody will be safe. Especially not the children.
While everyone is busy fucking their virtual waifs, society will decay and civilisation collapse.
We will go the way of the Eldar, and seek to outdo each sensation, live in a moment greater than the last.
And when our psychic energy coalesces, a scream will ring out across the universe and consume us all as reality shatters and we give birth to a new, dark god:

[b]Slaaneshi Miku.[/b]

You might laugh now, but here's something to consider;
This device is called the Oculus Rift, and is capable of letting us gaze into the immaterial world and perhaps soon enough will let us go there in full.
Do you know what else is called the Oculus Rift?
[i]The Eye of Terror[/i], that's what.

We must turn away from heresy before it consumes us all.
Don't say you weren't warned if that terrible day ever finds us, Facepunch.
Don't let the waif overtake you.

[Zombii]

[QUOTE=Antlerp;42962135][img]http://i.imgur.com/mrtQNL2.png[/img]

did the nazis have something to do with this???[/QUOTE]

Very few people know that the nazis were actually at the forefront of VR waifu fucking technology

[tr00per7]

Since when the hell was my waifu a weird robot jack hammer?

[Curls]

[QUOTE=kattolil;42833850]Girls get vibrators and all kinds of techy shit, how about lettin one slide for the men?[/QUOTE]

ommmm ohhh yeah this is more than lettin' one slide for men

[ZombieDawgs]

Good to see the falcon finally got a use for something.

[Matrix374]

[QUOTE=leonthefox;42943653]Oh for fuck sake, this is now a thing
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haBM4GFu9Bs[/media][/QUOTE]

That Wub Wub

Imagine that thing calibrated and synced with a dubstep song. :V

[EvilPengy]

[QUOTE=Matrix374;42964862]That Wub Wub

Imagine that thing calibrated and synced with a dubstep song. :V[/QUOTE]

Ddddddddddddddddddd drop the semen!

[n0cturni]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;42834428]Men can have fun with basically any sex toy designed for women though
it's fleshlights and whatnot that women have no use for

Personally I'm totally fine with people getting off with whatever technology they like as long as it doesn't become self-aware and take over[/QUOTE]

I imagine it'd be like the movie irobot except with dominatrix ai and everyone's robo-dolls running around

[TheMrFailz]

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;42837165]Bro, I don't think you're quite understanding where I'm coming from.
Just. Print. More.

As long as I make sure to print more plastic/flavouring [I]before [/I]​I run out, I can stay inside forever.[/QUOTE]

Damn you and your infinite physics powers!

[Zambies!]

Technodildonics

[SEKCobra]

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhoYLp8CtXI[/MEDIA]

Also, one to many could be used for camshows! :'(

[ithon]

[QUOTE=Antlerp;42962135][img]http://i.imgur.com/mrtQNL2.png[/img]

[/QUOTE]

Two flesh lights for the ultra dl.

[QUOTE=Matrix374;42964862]That Wub Wub

Imagine that thing calibrated and synced with a dubstep song. :V[/QUOTE]

Skillex is like being fucked in the ass, but now you can experience it literally.

[jacek2144]

[QUOTE=ZombieDawgs;42963088]Good to see the falcon finally got a use for something.[/QUOTE]

Plugin named falcon punch made with api

[Finkleburg]

Say what you will, but let's be real, most of us would give it a shot if the opportunity presented itself.

[ATX_Dashie]

Whatever gets you off I guess.

[Dr.C]

I'd rather [sp]hold hands[/sp] with her and take her [sp]on a date[/sp] with her parents [sp]permission[/sp] and bring her [sp]home before nightfall. Then eat dinner with her parents[/sp]

[Araknid]

[QUOTE=Dr.C;42973800]I'd rather [sp]hold hands[/sp] with her and take her [sp]on a date[/sp] with her parents [sp]permission[/sp] and bring her [sp]home before nightfall. Then eat dinner with her parents[/sp][/QUOTE]

lol gay

[Woovie]

I knew I bought a Novint Falcon for a reason years ago! It's time to FUCK.

[ROFLBURGER]

I wonder how the Japanese sex industry got so big and crazy

[goldenbuttocks]

[QUOTE=J!NX;42962786]ommmm ohhh yeah this is more than lettin' one slide for men[/QUOTE]

but who cares we need this

[FPChris]

What happened to that thing that was specifically designed to be a sex machine? Sponsored by pornstars and stuff.

It looked like a portal gun but you'd stick your dick in it instead, and it would massage you and stuff.

[kaze4159]

[QUOTE=Ithon;42967891]Two flesh lights for the ultra dl.[/QUOTE]

That would be like a cross between sex and arm wrestling

[Gaboer]

[QUOTE=FPChris;42976019]What happened to that thing that was specifically designed to be a sex machine? Sponsored by pornstars and stuff.

It looked like a portal gun but you'd stick your dick in it instead, and it would massage you and stuff.[/QUOTE]
What if you jammed that on a falcon?