This thread reminded me of this guy
[IMG]http://images.wikia.com/jakanddaxter/images/b/b7/Krew.png[/IMG]
Every fat man in a chair reminds everyone of this stupid piece of shit, we get it.
In all honesty that looks like it would not hold up an extremely overweight person
In all honesty a segway is still better. Standing for a long period of time is healthier than sitting for a long period of time, and you're less likely to develop back pains.
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[QUOTE=IKTM;36001570][B]Step 1:[/B] Get one of these.
[B]Step 2:[/B] Put on my robe and wizard hat.
[B]Step 3:[/B] GLIDE AROUND LIKE FUCKING MAGIC![/QUOTE]
Robe catches on the wheels, gets sucked under and you go flying of the thing like an idiot. :v:
[QUOTE=codemaster85;36004531][video=youtube;ASoCJTYgYB0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASoCJTYgYB0[/video]
yup excellent tech as long as you dont go up or down stairs.[/QUOTE]
I did warn you about those stairs, dog...
[QUOTE=codemaster85;36004531][video=youtube;ASoCJTYgYB0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASoCJTYgYB0[/video]
yup excellent tech as long as you dont go up or down stairs.[/QUOTE]
Unless you're DARPA. :v:
[video=youtube;aqCmX5dMYHg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqCmX5dMYHg[/video]
I am still waiting for the day when car seats can transform into toilets so you can take a shit on the go.
Along with a built-in laptop or tablet (with a desktop model sold separately of course), fridge (to be fully stocked with ramen noodles), microwave, and bed-mode.
[QUOTE=Flicky;36010571]Along with a built-in laptop or tablet (with a desktop model sold separately of course), fridge (to be fully stocked with ramen noodles), microwave, and bed-mode.[/QUOTE]
Add in a fleshlight, and it's every obese neckbeards wet dream.
Is it me or does it looking a tad like a toilet with wheels?
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