• Pennsylvania school asks students to cut back on Axe body spray after one hospitalized
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[QUOTE=Biotoxsin;39990902]When I was in middle school people would get rubber bands and make "axe-grenades". I don't recall anyone having been caught, but it was pretty damn annoying[/QUOTE] [B]FUCK[/B] someone did that on our bus. Threw it into the bus next to us and shit went [I]nuts.[/I] Same kid also hurled an axe can out the window at a passing semi truck and demolished its windshield. Goddamn he was such a fucktard.
I remember seeing some people spraying Lynx (British Axe) around and lighting it on fire. In the fucking [I]art[/I] classroom.
I remember getting dizzy when entering the locker room in school after pe. Odorless deodarants are the best.
[QUOTE=NoDachi;39990324]If it was Gun body spray then they would have all been suspended.[/QUOTE] [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_btdSmexqIKQ/THyAlYOurqI/AAAAAAAAAFk/Kr7wZncseiQ/s1600/lynx_bullet_ad.jpg[/img] ???
when I was in middle school, everybody used Axe then one day, one kid soaked another kid's back with it and lit him on fire it got banned the next day, I dunno why
How strange, in my high school everyone was allergic to the showers and sprayed on Axe like it was a nutrient.
Lynx/Axe is good for flamethrowers
Probably the student mistook Axe for an axe, so he mauled himself.
Axe always ends up smelling like really really sweet mints
[QUOTE=Steve Harvey;39989678]it's true, this is a pandemic that has gotten out of hand, the ladies were just too attracted to my fragrance[/QUOTE] What fragrance is that, B.O. and Shame?
I'm glad my highschool year grew out of using axe within the first year of highschool. Didn't stop the year below us from making everyone nauseous with the stuff mind you.
People in my high-school used to swap the oxigen in the changing-rooms for lynx deo after PE. that shit burns my throat if i breathe it in.
[QUOTE=koeniginator;39989667][url=http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/03/20/pennsylvania-school-asks-students-to-cut-back-on-body-spray-after-one/?test=latestnews]READ MORE[/url] [editline]edit[/editline] [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/03/20/axe-body-spray-freedom-high-school_n_2915358.html]ALT SOURCE[/url][/QUOTE] COULDN'T HANDLE THE ~FRESH~
Ha that is funny that a kid had to go to the hospital for the crap that they call axe body spray. But really that kinda sucks but you should know better that spraying so much on isn't all that great for your body or even going to smell that good in that insane amount sprayed on.
[QUOTE=Rofl my Waff;39989727]Doesn't help that people have a tendency to spray half a bottle in themselves after physical activity.[/QUOTE] In the gym locker at my school it's like the oxygen was literally replaced with Axe spray.
I really don't get smells, I was shopping with a girlfriend before, and I smelled one of the products, and it smelled utterly like shit but she was just like "it smells good, get it!!"
Old Spice master race.
I'm actually impressed. From the news I've seen, an american school would usually go full-blown apeshit and ban sprays completely. I'm glad there are schools that are reasonable enough to ask them to cut back rather than outright ban.
The OP title was cut off from the home page and now I'm so glad it didn't say "shooting." Seriously, I'm getting sick of this shit. Also Axe is shit. Either go Oldspice or wear actual fucking cologne.
i go to this school and the kid's already been rushed to the hospital like 2 times. there's actually a pretty solid division of kids who believe that they shouldn't have to change because of him(or any other reason) and others think that everyone should be courteous. i'm drawn in the middle [editline]21st March 2013[/editline] also bethlehem represent [editline]21st March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=ScottyWired;39995976]I'm actually impressed. From the news I've seen, an american school would usually go full-blown apeshit and ban sprays completely. I'm glad there are schools that are reasonable enough to ask them to cut back rather than outright ban.[/QUOTE] they would ban it if they could but they can't [editline]21st March 2013[/editline] also he's not coming back to the school either. [url]http://www.mcall.com/news/breaking/mc-bethlehem-axe-body-spray-allergy-20130321,0,2335163.story[/url]
[img]http://www.trendisle.com/files/parent_product_imgs/large/8000006684.jpg[/img] I choose to smell like a bar of soap because everything else smells like shit.
What's more confusing than Axe's names is the thought process behind women's perfume Somebody was bragging about their $90 perfume their dad got them and how it was gucci or something It quite literally smelt like baby shit, that exact mix of ass and baby powder
deodorant master race.
[QUOTE=lavacano;39996674][img]http://www.trendisle.com/files/parent_product_imgs/large/8000006684.jpg[/img] I choose to smell like a bar of soap because everything else smells like shit.[/QUOTE] A bar of soap is still an upgrade to Axe/Lynx Old Spice is pretty good. I've only found one Old Spice product once. I don't think they really sell them in Australia.
[QUOTE=Aetna;39990316]My buddies and I used to use it to light ourselves on fire. This was 6 years ago, mind you. Spray it on the palm of your hand, light it, and it burns blue for a couple of seconds before going out.[/QUOTE] flamethrower
I never thought "wow this person smells badly" unless it was somebody who didn't have a shower in hot weather for few days or sore weeks old clothes, even when they don't use deodorants. I think humans smell nice. I don't understand why does everyone have problem with it. Just take a daily shower or bi daily if you do nothing intense and the weather is right and you smell just good! [editline]22nd March 2013[/editline] That's how at least I perceive it.
I use Axe myself, but as a deodorant/antiperspirant stick is made for. you wont smell it unless you stuff your nose into my armpit. Or into my hair, as i use an Axe shampoo too.
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