People Wearing This Casio Watch Might Be Terrorists
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[QUOTE=Roof;29444482]what if.. i wear two of them?![/QUOTE]
If you wore two of them, and got on a plane, you'd be double terrorist all the way across the sky.
Now I want one just to spite the US government
Okay geniuses, the watch is obviously one component of what would be a very long list of potential identifiers. They aren't walking around arresting people wearing a certain type of watch.
I want one of these now.
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It's like the FBI thinking you're a terrorist if you're Muslim, because all Muslims are terrorists, right? :smile:
[QUOTE=GunFox;29447474]Okay geniuses, the watch is obviously one component of what would be a very long list of potential identifiers. They aren't walking around arresting people wearing a certain type of watch.[/QUOTE]
:downs:
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For fuck's sake, really? Someone reads a news article so they have to go rate it 1 star on Amazon with the review titled "Terrorist"?
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For fuck's sake, really? Someone reads a news article so they have to go rate it 1 star on Amazon with the review titled "Terrorist"?[/QUOTE]
Pretty sure it's a joke.
[url]http://www.amazon.com/Casio-F91W-1-Classic-Black-Digital/product-reviews/B000GAWSDG/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending[/url]
Some of these are hilarious.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;29444296]I have that watch.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Terrorist.
[QUOTE=Jsm;29449302][url]http://www.amazon.com/Casio-F91W-1-Classic-Black-Digital/product-reviews/B000GAWSDG/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_summary?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending[/url]
Some of these are hilarious.[/QUOTE]
[quote]As a middle eastern hipster it's easy for me to find old 80's American and Japanese technology at the local bizarre. I spied this gem for a pittance of a chicken and HAD to have it. It was better then finding a fixie hauling PBR!! (If I were allowed to drink) No sooner had I strapped my retro classic to my twist and checked the time that a black hood closed over my head. At first I hoped it was irony but I was wrong SO WRONG!
I was soon moving in a truck, I could feel sweat beading under the rubber strap of my Casio F91W-1 and knew the timepiece was still attached to my wrist able to tell me how long I'd traveled. Alas I awoke in a haze, as my hands clenched behind me I could not check the time.
I couldn't distinguish the pain of the zip tie cuffs from my Casio F91W-1 smooth rubber strap but soon found my new watch dangling before my face as a man screamed "WHY DO YOU OWN THIS WATCH!?!" "To know what time it is I muttered meekly," I could see it was 1AM, I was missing Adventure Time being broadcast from the United States. "CAN YOU TELL ME WHY 32 OTHER TERRORISTS HERE HAVE THIS SAME WATCH!?!" I searched my brain, 32? That sales man said I had the only one in the country, I wasn't unique anymore? I was going to need a new watch. "They were all lied to by the salesman as well?" I answered still thinking I was being persecuted as a hipster yet again *le sigh. "A wise guy eh? We have ways of making you talk"
I was reluctantly given my watch back, I was told it was so I'd know which way to pray with my Casio F91W-1's compass feature but the man didn't believe that I wasn't religious but that my outfit was indeed chosen for irony. Seriously, robes in a desert, how do you not get that?
I soon heard through the grape vine that I've be transferred to Cuba, Knowing little of the world from my antique text books I thought Cuba was still the Monte Carlo of the American corrupt and looked forward to my pleasant tropical extravaganza.
What I underwent in Cuba was more horrible then `The Situation' trying to roast a Hummer H2 with Rebecca Black Singing Friday in the Front seat (or back) but despite years of agony and much water exposure my Casio F91W-1 still works keeping the time of my innocence alive.[/quote]
This is gold.
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;29444296]I have that watch.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
[url=https://tips.fbi.gov/]REPORTED.[/url]
I know over 50% of Air Force trainees have this watch or something very close to it due to needing a watch that is all black and that's pretty much the cheapest one you can find.
News like this is ridiculous.
Terror wrist (watch)
[QUOTE=Roof;29444482]what if.. i wear two of them?![/QUOTE]
Double Trouble.
Double Boom.
:v:
[editline]26th April 2011[/editline]
On topic, I shit you not, they sell that fucking watch at the local Post Exchange. [I]On an Army Base. [B]In the United States.[/B][/I]:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Im Crimson;29449647][url=https://tips.fbi.gov/]REPORTED.[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote]The information I've provided on this form is correct to the best of my knowledge. I understand that providing false information could subject me to fine, imprisonment, or both. (Title 18, U.S. Code, Section 1001).[/quote]
:v: Good luck, buddy.
This just in terrorists have been known to breathe air and wear clothes.
Time to go buy eight of them.
[quote]I received this watch as a gift after completing, ah, shall we say, a technical course with some guys from my church. At first I was nonplussed, since I had hoped my eternal reward would include a tourbillion complication, but I grew used to the idea of quartz timekeeping in the afterlife.
Pros: easy to spot when wandering around NYC
Cons: strap melts under extreme heat.[/quote]
[quote]As a non-terrorist I find this sits very comfortably on an infidels wrist. I principally use it as an IET (improvised egg timer), and would heartily recommend it to anyone (not being occupied by an imperialist banana republic) who wishes to launch a Jihad against runny eggs. Casio be praised!
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I'm pretty sure EVERYONE in this thread, at one time in their life, wore THIS watch or one very similar
As a terrorist, I am offended.
I wear a Rolex. :3:
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I am going to buy a casio watch and if a policeman comes near me I'll raise my arm with the watch on, point at it and nod my head up and down slowly with :smug: face.
Then make a thread about the events that occur after it.
[QUOTE=agentgamma;29460272]As a terrorist, I am offended.
I wear a Rolex. :3:
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:byodood: [b] THEN WHO WUZ CASIO? [/B]
[QUOTE=AlphaGunman;29444296]I have that watch.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
:foxnews: Facepunch online forum a training website for future terrorists? more at 11....:foxnews:
I'LL TAKE EiGHT
Now i know why that one time i was wearing that watch, i got stripped at the airport.
[QUOTE=GunFox;29447474]Okay geniuses, the watch is obviously one component of what would be a very long list of potential identifiers. They aren't walking around arresting people wearing a certain type of watch.[/QUOTE]
Not quite DVD rewinder whistleblower but near enough
[quote]As a non-terrorist I find this sits very comfortably on an infidels wrist.[/quote]
Is it just me or does anyone else gets a giggle out of the word 'infidel' not being used in a serious context?
Like, every fucking time it happens?
i must have this watch
Just bought one on Ebay.
Thanks US Government for the info. :cheers:
But seriously this is a cheap, awesome watch.
I've been wearing it for the last 3 years...
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