New jam regulations could spell 'the end of breakfast as we know it' - Polidicks

[QUOTE=woolio1;42700943]And Munt says it'll result in worse jam... Arguing against the lowered restrictions. Which means she's arguing for less healthy jam... Which means I was right. [editline]30th October 2013[/editline] Jam's consistency comes from the pectin and, in rare cases, gelatin added during the cooking process.[/QUOTE] You said they were 'increased regulations' when in fact they're more relaxed You seem to know your shit about jam though, I don't want to argue with this guy

They may take your jam, but they can never take... Your slam.

Its just like the time the EU threatened the British Sausage. [Media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIYP1ibYdZI[/media]

Homemade jam master race mass-produced ones are disgusting shitty gelatine

[QUOTE=smurfy;42701007]You said they were 'increased regulations' when in fact they're more relaxed You seem to know your shit about jam though, I don't want to argue with this guy[/QUOTE] I used to can jams and jellies with my grandmother, you pick up a few things. I tend to stick to preserves now, though, and they don't require Pectin or Gelatin.

[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;42698413]i cut out the middle man a long time ago. Now I just through sugar on some toast and chomp down.[/QUOTE] We cut out the middleman by making our own jam.

Why are they even attempting this?

You guys could always take a detour to the cooking thead, and ask them how to make jam and peanutbutter. Nothing tastes better than fresh jam made with good fruit! :D

I disagree. Frozen strawberry preserves taste better than everything. Ever.

Nutella is better than jam anyways

[QUOTE=J!NX;42705167]Nutella is better than jam anyways[/QUOTE] But what about having both! Nothing beats a nutella and strawberry jam sandwich!

[QUOTE=J!NX;42705167]Nutella is better than jam anyways[/QUOTE] Putting that stuff on bread is gross.

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42707710]Putting that stuff on bread is gross.[/QUOTE] then put it on nipples

[QUOTE=ironman17;42698551]It's made out of a certain type of biscuit, apparently. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BZsIY6PUPU[/media] Also this heresy mustn't be allowed to pass; jams and marmalades are meant to be thick and long-lasting, and all this legislation means is that we'll fucking import proper jam and marmalade from the continent whilst the shite "anti-jams" rot on the fucking shelves.[/QUOTE] Biscoff Spread, Nutella, on Biscoff Cookies. I will let your mind explode now.

[IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14203095/Jam.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=zakedodead;42700365]I love that moment when you bite into something with nutella and as soon as you taste the delicious spread you realize that nutella is really overrated.[/QUOTE] holy shit i'm not the only one who has this experience?

[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42698713]They have the technology.[/QUOTE] We've got a real jam going down, welcome to the space jam. [QUOTE=Skidmarks;42709427][IMG]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/14203095/Jam.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://youarenotaphotographer.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/brain-eating-baby.jpg[/IMG]