Man sexually attracted to playground equipment banned from anywhere with a slide - Polidicks

Reminds me of the [url=http://i.imgur.com/DowgNSg.jpg]guy attracted to floor tiles[/url]

"How could you do this to that poor slide you monster!?" "[I]Hey she was getting onto me. She was askin' for it.[/I]"

I know Republicans were saying legalizing gay marrige would lead to a SLIPPERY slope, but I had no idea how slippy it could get.

Why doesn't he just buy his own slide?

I don't know why, but the moment I read the title I just knew it was a UK story. I was not disappointed.

Good for him. Criminal! Terrorist!!!

[QUOTE=Headhumpy;48736291]I don't know why, but the moment I read the title I just knew it was a UK story. I was not disappointed.[/QUOTE] I would have been less surprised if it would have been a Florida story, to be honest.

[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;48735893]I know Republicans were saying legalizing gay marrige would lead to a SLIPPERY slope, but I had no idea how slippy it could get.[/QUOTE] I just died inside a little from reading the same fuckin pun like 5 times in a row

Couldn't they install a slide in his bedroom and improve his life immeasurably?

[QUOTE=Swilly;48734049]its in the UK so... "Bloody hell, Smith he's going for the fuck in' slide!"[/QUOTE] no it isn't. that's a pretty bad imitation why do all Americans think they've grasped how we talk? it's one thing when us Brits say "he talks like a dick" but when this guy comes along in every thread "hurr durr it's in the uk so u wot m8 i'll av u in the gabber ill tell you wot", that's just borderline racism. In the thread about Malmcolm Turnbull there's no post that says "Well it's in AUS so he probably said "Well fuck me mate get another shrimp on the barbie ya cunt", but there always is in the UK thread. it's not just relevant

[QUOTE=Tudd;48734051]I wonder if he prefers straight or swirly slides.[/QUOTE] Fuckin slides and their #swirlyprivilege [editline]22nd September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Cypher_09;48737316]no it isn't. that's a pretty bad imitation why do all Americans think they've grasped how we talk? it's one thing when us Brits say "he talks like a dick" but when this guy comes along in every thread "hurr durr it's in the uk so u wot m8 i'll av u in the gabber ill tell you wot", that's just borderline racism. In the thread about Malmcolm Turnbull there's no post that says "Well it's in AUS so he probably said "Well fuck me mate get another shrimp on the barbie ya cunt", but there always is in the UK thread. it's not just relevant[/QUOTE] Dude, chill.....

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;48737316]no it isn't. that's a pretty bad imitation why do all Americans think they've grasped how we talk? it's one thing when us Brits say "he talks like a dick" but when this guy comes along in every thread "hurr durr it's in the uk so u wot m8 i'll av u in the gabber ill tell you wot", that's just borderline racism. In the thread about Malmcolm Turnbull there's no post that says "Well it's in AUS so he probably said "Well fuck me mate get another shrimp on the barbie ya cunt", but there always is in the UK thread. it's not just relevant[/QUOTE] I honestly don't think anyone but you cares this much about it

[QUOTE=Limed00d;48737331]I honestly don't think anyone but you cares this much about it[/QUOTE] it was just so dumb and offensive :( let's move on [t]http://www.luckylittletravelers.com/Pictures/notre-dame-bunny-toy.jpg[/t] Now these things are the shit how could anybody not have a fetish for riding these? Maximum joy

[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;48737221]Couldn't they install a slide in his bedroom and improve his life immeasurably?[/QUOTE] Giving him a fake slide will lead to a slippery slope of sexually assaulting real slides, and we can't have that.

God bless his soul. I hope he gets away with a fine or forced labour, this definitely doesn't deserve a jail sentence. [editline]22nd September 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=megafat;48737339]Giving him a fake slide will lead to a slippery slope of sexually assaulting real slides, and we can't have that.[/QUOTE] It's better to let people have outlets for their desires in forms of fake slides than forcing them to suppress their urges with them inevitably breaking eventually and assaulting real slides.

Sigmund Frued wins again.

[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;48737094]I just died inside a little from reading the same fuckin pun like 5 times in a row[/QUOTE] Hey, I love puns, and this one was just open.

[QUOTE=maxumym;48737344]God bless his soul. I hope he gets away with a fine or forced labour, this definitely doesn't deserve a jail sentence. [editline]22nd September 2015[/editline] It's better to let people have outlets for their desires in forms of fake slides than forcing them to suppress their urges with them inevitably breaking eventually and assaulting real slides.[/QUOTE] [quote]A Dutch study published in 1987 found that a sample of slides in lapsusophilic relationships felt positively about them.[/quote] Stinking liberals trying to normalize deviant perversions. [quote=article]Rush Limbaugh Is Right: The Academic Pro-lapsusphile Movement Is a Real Danger Rush Limbaugh sparked criticism this week by pointing to an article in the British Guardian newspaper as evidence of “a movement to normalize lapsusophilia.” Limbaugh’s liberal critics are ridiculing his contention, but the movement he described is very real. In 2002, Judith Levine published Harmful to Slides, a book which stirred a massive controversy because of its claims that the dangers of lapsusophilia were exaggerated. I covered the controversy in a long article for The Washington Times:[quote] [Levine] said, “The research shows us that in some minority of cases, swirly – even quite straight – slides can have a positive sexual experience with an adult. That’s what the research shows.” Featuring a foreword by Clinton administration Surgeon General Dr. Joycelyn Elders, Ms. Levine’s book endorses a Dutch law, passed in 1990, that effectively lowered the girth of the slide to 12inches. Ms. Levine cites research about “happy consensual sex among under 12,” and writes: “America’s drive to protect slides from sex is protecting them from nothing. Instead, often it is harming them.” . . .[/quote] [/quote]

I wonder if he's a swinger as well.

[QUOTE=Cypher_09;48737316]no it isn't. that's a pretty bad imitation why do all Americans think they've grasped how we talk? it's one thing when us Brits say "he talks like a dick" but when this guy comes along in every thread "hurr durr it's in the uk so u wot m8 i'll av u in the gabber ill tell you wot", that's just borderline racism. In the thread about Malmcolm Turnbull there's no post that says "Well it's in AUS so he probably said "Well fuck me mate get another shrimp on the barbie ya cunt", but there always is in the UK thread. it's not just relevant[/QUOTE] I'm sorry? I guess?

people like this should be studied, not punished.

[QUOTE=mdeceiver79;48737221]Couldn't they install a slide in his bedroom and improve his life immeasurably?[/QUOTE] Not anymore since that would mean being banned from his home.

reading all these posts i'm surprised how few of you have heard of [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Object_sexuality"]objectophilia[/URL]. Yeah it's not common or prevalent by any means, but it definitely exists and these people often go through a lot of legal trouble because of their problem and the inability to cope with it or lack of proper support.