• Breast implant stops bullet ; saving a woman's life.
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Breasts.
*insert boob joke here*
"Honey, I want you to get a boob job. It's for your own safety. I'm only thinking about you, dear!"
Boobs of steel.
parents get your young girls breast implants NOW! It could save their lives! And give us guys more erections
Boobs: Deflecting bullets since 2010.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20440482]parents get your young girls breast implants NOW! It could save their lives! And give us guys more erections[/QUOTE] Oh god this is the best idea ever.
she got shot in the tit
[QUOTE=xxncxx;20440492]Boobs: Deflecting bullets since 2010.[/QUOTE] I wouldn't really call getting lodged within millimeters of her heart and lungs deflecting...
Watch a commercial for plastic surgery based around this come out within the week
Wait a minute. A semi-automatic assault rifle is a paradox in and of itself but rifle bullets tend to go through everything short of solid concrete. I'm guessing the implants caused the round to fragment early, that or she was hit from a rifle that fired handgun rounds. Either way she's lucky as hell to be alive
[QUOTE=lum1naire;20440482]parents get your[B] young girls[/B] breast implants NOW! It could save their lives! [B]And give us guys more erections[/B][/QUOTE] :tinfoil:
the chick is going to be a future plastic surgery spokesperson, no doubt about it
[QUOTE=Bean-O;20445099]Wait a minute. A semi-automatic assault rifle is a paradox in and of itself but rifle bullets tend to go through everything short of solid concrete. I'm guessing the implants caused the round to fragment early, that or she was hit from a rifle that fired handgun rounds. Either way she's lucky as hell to be alive[/QUOTE] I don't know anything about guns, and I figure you do (you made the firearms thread right?) but maybe he was using a .22? Are there even any semi-auto guns chambered in .22?
Jordan is now a bulletproof vest kthx.
we found the new wonder women!
Doctor, I want those bullet proof ones.
[QUOTE=gnoob;20469037]I don't know anything about guns, and I figure you do (you made the firearms thread right?) but maybe he was using a .22? Are there even any semi-auto guns chambered in .22?[/QUOTE] Yes. Infact, the most popular .22 in the US is the 10/22; which is a magazine fed semi-automatic rifle.
Tits tits tits tits tits Tits TITS [B]TITS[/B] Oh, and did I tell you that the woman got shot in the tits?
And this is why you shoot people in the head and not the body.
So if i get it right, fake boobs saved a woman's life?
Breasts of Steel.
Looks like this hit-job went tits up....
[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;20469990]Tits tits tits tits tits Tits TITS [B]TITS[/B] Oh, and did I tell you that the woman got shot in the tits?[/QUOTE] Although I don't like anime, your avatar fits this :v:
I swear Lydia Carranza is a porn stars name.
Now you can Titty FUCK for real!
[QUOTE=Jettan;20470169]And this is why you shoot people in the head and not the body.[/QUOTE] ...because the shooter was using a round of blatantly insufficient terminal performance? Getting shot in the chest isn't something you just wrap in dressing or use a splint on like a shot to the forearm; your lungs and heart are there and you, yknow, kinda need those for BREATHING and CIRCULATING BLOOD. That and assuming you're using any service caliber the hydrostatic shock will extend into the head and then it can and will cause at least disorientation; at most instant unconsciousness followed shortly by death.
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[QUOTE=Bean-O;20445099]Wait a minute. A semi-automatic assault rifle is a paradox in and of itself but rifle bullets tend to go through everything short of solid concrete. I'm guessing the implants caused the round to fragment early, that or she was hit from a rifle that fired handgun rounds. Either way she's lucky as hell to be alive[/QUOTE] Could have been saline implants, water is damned good at stopping bullets.
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