You Can Now Turn off Your Sperm Flow with the Flip of a Switch - Polidicks

[QUOTE=saintsim;49496854]Erm, you can do this without surgery... just press down on that place below your balls before cumming... It kinda stings at first but it works perfectly, nothing comes out. Might be hard to do in actual sex but it's a bit strange to get surgery for this, especially for something so trivial.[/QUOTE] don't do this it makes you infertile

[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;49494450]I was pretty excited about it until I realized they need to surgically implant it into you No thanks[/QUOTE] Yeah I was hoping it'd be a firmware update for my dick

[QUOTE=saintsim;49496854]Erm, you can do this without surgery... just press down on that place below your balls before cumming... It kinda stings at first but it works perfectly, nothing comes out. Might be hard to do in actual sex but it's a bit strange to get surgery for this, especially for something so trivial.[/QUOTE] thanks doctor facepunch

[QUOTE=LoneWolf_Recon;49494605]You know I have to wonder about the pressure build up when the switch is closed. I mean I don't think it could be damaging, but it seems like an obvious possible issue.[/QUOTE] By the time that three months is up, you could probably fill a bucket.

[QUOTE=MightyLOLZOR;49497363]By the time that three months is up, you could probably fill a bucket.[/QUOTE] Not really. Seems like it just stops the sperm, not the semen. So same shit as a vasectomy. Sperm are tiny fuckers.

[QUOTE=Maloof?;49497230]thanks doctor facepunch[/QUOTE] Not really, more like......karma sutra master Facepunch? [QUOTE=Coffee;49497006]don't do this it makes you infertile[/QUOTE] :v:

release the nut

[QUOTE=saintsim;49497588]Not really, more like......karma sutra master Facepunch? :v:[/QUOTE] No, that can cause retrograde ejaculation. Also it's not at all the same thing.

[QUOTE=Mkt778;49497704]I keep seeing this shared and I'll tell ya right now that tubes and switches and little shit inside ya like this is uncomfortable as all Hell.[/QUOTE] I'd imagine it's similar to joint replacements and such where it feels really weird for the first few months but then begins to feel normal.

[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;49494095]I'd risk having a scrote switch installed. Maybe once the sterility drops down from 3 months to something more reasonable like 7 days. Also:[/QUOTE] sounds as if you can choose to turn it off instantly with the safety pin

" Hold on baby, my Dick is still in Baby-Making mode. Reach under there and toggle the switch in my scrote." Hahaha, well I guess it's science. Seems like that could cause some serious health issues with not being able to release the fluid from the body... or at least some incredible blue balls..

Can I connect three of them together as a panic switch?

Just make sure your girl takes the pill every day at the same time and according to the box instructions and you're pretty much set. My gf and I haven't had any issues or scares for 2 years with the pill. Only people I know that it didn't work is when they neglected to take it as directed.

There's so much undue criticism in this thread it's hilarious. 3 months is bad? Not really. Considering the alternatives are condoms and drugs that fuck with your lady's hormones for months at a time, it's a vast improvement.

[QUOTE=Penguiin;49494608]yeah idk man even that they have to put a fucking needle [B]in your balls[/B] maybe im just needle-phobic but i dont even like them in the normal places much less [B]my balls[/B][/QUOTE] You would really hate the porn I like.

[QUOTE=Mr Nagasaki;49501760]You would really hate the porn I like.[/QUOTE] Ballbusting?

This is what they put in your sack. [t]http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/sperm%20switch.jpg?itok=z6E9WrLn[/t] No fucking thanks

[QUOTE=Dougz;49503664]This is what they put in your sack. [t]http://www.iflscience.com/sites/www.iflscience.com/files/styles/ifls_large/public/blog/%5Bnid%5D/sperm%20switch.jpg?itok=z6E9WrLn[/t] No fucking thanks[/QUOTE] Well at least we don't get these implanted into us. [img]http://www.coleparmer.ca/assets/techinfo/images/BT-Pumping-open-low72.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=saintsim;49496854]Erm, you can do this without surgery... just press down on that place below your balls before cumming... It kinda stings at first but it works perfectly, nothing comes out. Might be hard to do in actual sex but it's a bit strange to get surgery for this, especially for something so trivial.[/QUOTE] My penis just cringed.

A mechanical switch underneath my scrotum? I just had a shiver up my spine imagining trying to flick a switch that was inside my body, under my nuts. You'd sure as hell feel it too when it switch on/off Way too invasive

[QUOTE=gazzy_GUI;49505814]My penis just cringed.[/QUOTE] Why? It doesn't even sting unless you cum to hard! It's that tubey part near your taint, I'm not telling you to press down on your balls.

[QUOTE=saintsim;49506100]Why? It doesn't even sting unless you cum to hard! It's that tubey part near your taint, I'm not telling you to press down on your balls.[/QUOTE] Is doing this even healthy?

To clear stuff up, that isn't the same what that switch (or vasectomy) does. When you turn the switch on (or have vasectomy) you STILL cum white liquid, except it doesn't have any sperm cells in it. When you hold your cock tube you don't cum anything.

[QUOTE=cartman300;49506484]you STILL cum white liquid, except it doesn't have any sperm cells in it. [/QUOTE] This is why I think it's pretty awesome. you still get the pleasure of jizzing without dealing with the little tadpool guise that get in the way of all the fun later down the line

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