• DNF Release Date, Snakes Rise From Graves
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[QUOTE=garry;27564962]It's a 13 year old boy's wet dream. LOL BOOBS. LOL I CAN PEE. LOL MIDDLE FINGER. LOL HE SAID FUCK.[/QUOTE] When I think about it, it sounds pretty much like GMod. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] :ninja:
I wonder if those people who pre-ordered back in 1997 or whenever it was will still get their copy...
[QUOTE=garry;27564962]Well, I know I'm being overly negative, but you're gonna be disappointed. It's a 13 year old boy's wet dream. LOL BOOBS. LOL I CAN PEE. LOL MIDDLE FINGER. LOL HE SAID FUCK.[/QUOTE] I think of it like an 80's action movie; it's utterly idiotic, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
[QUOTE=hypno;27562867]There's no way this will live up to its hype.[/QUOTE] I don't understand this. A lot of people these days haven't even heard of Duke Nukem, I for one don't have any hype at all for this game.
I dunno what I'm posting my opinions on here for. It's like trying to convince an under 18 year old that Crank is an awful movie.
[QUOTE=garry;27566275]I dunno what I'm posting my opinions on here for. It's like trying to convince an under 18 year old that Crank is an awful movie.[/QUOTE] You don't like immature humor, we get it, but a lot of people do. Why are you trying to convince people not to like it anyway? Its not like every single game these days is filled with silly humor.
[QUOTE=garry;27566275]I dunno what I'm posting my [b]opinions[/b] on here for. It's like trying to convince an under 18 year old that Crank is an awful movie.[/QUOTE] [i]Exactly![/i]
I'm pretty sure this game will have no "RAMIZER! DO STUFF!" crap and Duke will be independent in a huge, open, interactive world. I hope the game will be at least 15GB, in other words: a big game. Btw, I tried Duke 3D some time ago and gave up because of controls and the way Duke moves. Also the pig monster was invincible on lvl 1/2, I dun remember.
[QUOTE=garry;27564861]Why do you want to play a game that is trying to be funny but isn't. The humour is outdated. It's like watching a sitcom from the 80s. I'd rather play a genuinely funny game, like Portal 2.[/QUOTE] play through it and just assume it's a parody of 90s humour the experience will probably be 10x better
[QUOTE=garry;27566275]I dunno what I'm posting my opinions on here for. It's like trying to convince an under 18 year old that Crank is an awful movie.[/QUOTE] No, it's like trying to be a bum forcing your opinions on everyone else. It's really nice that you basically call us idiots and immature kids just because we have different taste than you. Next thing you know is that you start banning people in order to force everyone else to think like you. Jezz, garry.
[QUOTE=Nexosz;27566800]No, it's like trying to be a bum forcing your opinions on everyone else. It's really nice that you basically call us idiots and immature kids just because we have different taste than you. Next thing you know is that you start banning people in order to force everyone else to think like you. Jezz, garry.[/QUOTE] Uh oh
[QUOTE=garry;27564962]Well, I know I'm being overly negative, but you're gonna be disappointed. It's a 13 year old boy's wet dream. LOL BOOBS. LOL I CAN PEE. LOL MIDDLE FINGER. LOL HE SAID FUCK.[/QUOTE] Humor aside, run and gun gameplay is almost always fun. Why else would anyone still be playing classic Doom or Duke 3D?
Fuck Yeah.
Oh fuck, I told so many people I'd do whatever when DNF came out :saddowns:
[QUOTE=GranPC;27567139]Oh fuck, I told so many people I'd do whatever when DNF came out :saddowns:[/QUOTE] :toxx:
That was so manly that I instantly grew a rugged beard upon watching it.
This trailer makes it look like its a damn movie. It honestly looks cooler than I thought it would be.
Everything alright Garry? You seem a tad... stressed.
[QUOTE=garry;27564962]Well, I know I'm being overly negative, but you're gonna be disappointed. It's a 13 year old boy's wet dream. LOL BOOBS. LOL I CAN PEE. LOL MIDDLE FINGER. LOL HE SAID FUCK.[/QUOTE] I'd have to agree on those part, but, i mean it's Duke, I guess trying something 'new' but with a little twist, i'm still looking forward to it, just because mainly it was a classic game, and i still have some faith in the new dev to do it great.
[QUOTE=garry;27564861]Why do you want to play a game that is trying to be funny but isn't. The humour is outdated. It's like watching a sitcom from the 80s. I'd rather play a genuinely funny game, like Portal 2.[/QUOTE] Obviously doesn't get it. It's a parody. It's like, 6 levels offset from the original joke, making it funny again ironically. You just need to be like, an irony ninja to appreciate stuff like this.
Gayry, it's Duke. Stop. This game will be great, there are tons of weapons, tons of enemies, shrinking rays, vehicles, awesome boss fights, it won't be mediocre. It will be really good, it might not live up to its hype but it will be really good.
wtf i post opinion and you guys are not following it like sheeps wtf is this ae forum?
Always bet on Duke [QUOTE=garry;27563963]"I see the future… I see a mediocre, immature game that plays just like another random man shooter with old recycled jokes that stopped been funny in the 90s." QFT[/QUOTE] I never though I had to educate [B]YOU[/B] about the differences between opinion and facts. [editline]21st January 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=-Ana;27568812]wtf i post opinion and you guys are not following it like sheeps wtf is this ae forum?[/QUOTE] What??
Ha, just noticed Duke's 'Xbox' controller has replaced the ABXY buttons with DUKE.
That trailer kicked so much ass. Can't fucking wait, this will be my game of the year. Also, I demand a fucking uncensored trailer.
Alien tits was great.
I never played the Duke games, despite being 21, but it's certainly worth checking this game. I can enjoy immature humour as much as I enjoy clever humour in Portal 2. It just depends on my mindset at the given moment.
[QUOTE=garry;27566275]I dunno what I'm posting my opinions on here for. It's like trying to convince an under 18 year old that Crank is an awful movie.[/QUOTE] You don't walk into Crank expecting The Shawshank Redemption. You walk into it expecting a nonsensical balls to the wall action film. Duke is just mindless awesome action fun, which is just what the industry needs when the market is oversaturated with shitty generic military FPS' that take themselves way too seriously.
[QUOTE=Diet Kane;27570819]You don't walk into Crank expecting The Shawshank Redemption. You walk into it expecting a nonsensical balls to the wall action film. Duke is just mindless awesome action fun, which is just what the industry needs when the market is oversaturated with shitty generic military FPS' that take themselves way too seriously.[/QUOTE] Couldn't have said it any better.
Somebody has to tell me where I can get the individual sound files from this: [URL]http://tatatataa.cn/[/URL] I NEED to have Duke's sultry man-voice emanating from my speakers me every time I mouse over a button in Windows
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