[QUOTE=garry;27563963]"I see the future…
I see a mediocre, immature game that plays just like another random man shooter with old recycled jokes that stopped been funny in the 90s."
QFT[/QUOTE]
oh hi gqrry
[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=garry;27566275]I dunno what I'm posting my opinions on here for. It's like trying to convince an under 18 year old that Crank is an awful movie.[/QUOTE]
wow you must be new here, you're not going to change anyone's opinion
deal w/ it
It better have co-op.
[QUOTE=Lyoko774;27573003]It better have co-op.[/QUOTE]
It better have no censure.
Portal 2 on PC has a confirmed release date:18 April 2011
Duke Nukem Forever has a confirmed release date: 3rd May 2011
The next big [i]Showdown[/i] on the internet!
ITT: we dis garry.
Always bet on duke, it will be fun to play this game.
[QUOTE=Van-man;27568993]Always bet on Duke
I never though I had to educate [B]YOU[/B] about the differences between opinion and facts.
[/QUOTE]
didn't you all learn in 3rd grade that you don't have to say "in my opinion" every time you write your opinion?
you're the one writing it down, of course it's your fucking opinion
[QUOTE=garry;27564962]Well, I know I'm being overly negative, but you're gonna be disappointed.
It's a 13 year old boy's wet dream. LOL BOOBS. LOL I CAN PEE. LOL MIDDLE FINGER. LOL HE SAID FUCK.[/QUOTE]
Dude, you can draw penises on a whiteboard.
Jeez Garry, have a little fun every now and then.
[QUOTE=sirbinks;27572422]Somebody has to tell me where I can get the individual sound files from this:
[URL]http://tatatataa.cn/[/URL]
I NEED to have Duke's sultry man-voice emanating from my speakers me every time I mouse over a button in Windows[/QUOTE]
[url=http://tatatataa.cn/duke.mp3]There is only one MP3 file[/url]
[QUOTE=Lazor;27574893]didn't you all learn in 3rd grade that you don't have to say "in my opinion" every time you write your opinion?
you're the one writing it down, of course it's your fucking opinion[/QUOTE]
Explicitly saying that people who enjoy this game have the minds of 13 year olds doesn't sound like personal opinion to me.
[QUOTE=Soul-Chicken;27564992]Garry be trollin'
I understand what he is saying though.[/QUOTE]
he has a different opinion he MUST BE TROLLING XD LOL
[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=MenteR;27568376]Gayry, it's Duke. Stop.[/QUOTE]
you have no right to tell him to stop saying his opinion but it's funny to see people try :allears:
edit: hey look you can edit posts in the news node now
Am I the only one that read "DNF" as "Did Not Finish"?
[QUOTE=fug;27574567]Portal 2 on PC has a confirmed release date:18 April 2011
Duke Nukem Forever has a confirmed release date: 3rd May 2011
The next big [i]Showdown[/i] on the internet![/QUOTE]
I find it really fucking lame since those are both good games but my dad probably wont let me buy them both.
[QUOTE=Butthurter;27577445]you know whats sad
a team of 200+ people were beaten by a team of roughly 10 people left throughout the years managed to get their game out first
good job, valve[/QUOTE]
hey dummy, valve has been working on portal 2 for way less time and it is therefore not even a good comparison
[QUOTE=Doomish;27577736]hey dummy, valve has been working on portal 2 for way less time and it is therefore not even a good comparison[/QUOTE]
Doomish: FP's resident Valve white knight.
[QUOTE=geel9;27575194][url=http://tatatataa.cn/duke.mp3]There is only one MP3 file[/url][/QUOTE]
Ultimate reason to get a Mac: Duke Nukem made a voice pack for it. Always bet on [del]Duke[/del] Mac
:v:
[QUOTE=zeldar;27577899]Doomish: FP's resident Valve white knight.[/QUOTE]
zeldar: witty and sarcastic
see, my joke was as funny as yours
[editline]21st January 2011[/editline]
seriously though you can't even compare the two games that's just common sense
[QUOTE=sirbinks;27572422]Somebody has to tell me where I can get the individual sound files from this:
[URL]http://tatatataa.cn/[/URL]
I NEED to have Duke's sultry man-voice emanating from my speakers me every time I mouse over a button in Windows[/QUOTE]
[url]http://tatatataa.cn/duke.mp3[/url]
[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=geel9;27575194][url=http://tatatataa.cn/duke.mp3]There is only one MP3 file[/url][/QUOTE]
:saddowns:
[QUOTE=Butthurter;27579008]haha right, because one is a company thats been dying for the past few years for overhauling their prized possession far too long, and one is a company thats been incredibly successful, yet refuses to work on the one game that got them their fame in the first place?[/QUOTE]
yes, exactly
except portal isn't the game that got valve its fame but close enough
This game can be a steaming pile of shit for all I care and I'll still play it and enjoy it.
Unless it has regenerating health.
[QUOTE=The very best;27579566]This game can be a steaming pile of shit for all I care and I'll still play it and enjoy it.
Unless it has regenerating health.[/QUOTE]
It sorta does, but dukes health isnt called health.
Its called his Ego.
That is acceptable.
[QUOTE=Datsun;27563094]I am getting this game not for nostalgia or for hopes that it will live up to the hype, but because it is Duke Nukem Forever. The game that everyone thought will never see gold. Best of all, it will be out before Episode 3.[/QUOTE]
there is still time
This game better have a lengthy gameplay, not <5hour shit
I love how this was made on the PC first, and then ported to the consoles
[QUOTE=MasterG;27582787]You know what I find ironic?
Back in 1997, duke nukem 3d was parodying all those ridiculously OTT video games, and it set itself up as the pinnacle of that ridiculousness. But now every single action or shooter game takes itself way seriously
Gears of war
Halo
Call of Duty
Medal of Honor
Killzone
Grand theft auto
Bioshock
Unreal tournament 3
Mass Effect
Now these games can be good in their own right, but it's genuinely refreshing to see something so excessive and immature in an industry that's become stale with trying to take itself too seriously
[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]
I mean come on just listen to some of the stuff in the game. You don't have regenerating health, you have EGO which you replenish by doing MANLY THINGS such as PISSING and PUNCHING ALIENS IN THE NUTS.
You can use a marker to draw cocks on a whiteboard!
This kind of rampant excess is a far cry from "RAMIREZ USE YOUR AKIMBO 1887s TO TAKE OUT THOSE FIGHTER JETS!" and "WHERREEEZ MYYY WIIIIIFE"[/QUOTE]
Amen, brother.
[QUOTE=MasterG;27582787]You know what I find ironic?
Back in 1997, duke nukem 3d was parodying all those ridiculously OTT video games, and it set itself up as the pinnacle of that ridiculousness. But now every single action or shooter game takes itself way seriously
Gears of war
Halo
Call of Duty
Medal of Honor
Killzone
Grand theft auto
Bioshock
Unreal tournament 3
Mass Effect
Now these games can be good in their own right, but it's genuinely refreshing to see something so excessive and immature in an industry that's become stale with trying to take itself too seriously
[editline]22nd January 2011[/editline]
I mean come on just listen to some of the stuff in the game. You don't have regenerating health, you have EGO which you replenish by doing MANLY THINGS such as PISSING and PUNCHING ALIENS IN THE NUTS.
You can use a marker to draw cocks on a whiteboard!
This kind of rampant excess is a far cry from "RAMIREZ USE YOUR AKIMBO 1887s TO TAKE OUT THOSE FIGHTER JETS!" and "WHERREEEZ MYYY WIIIIIFE"[/QUOTE]
The industry desperately needs worthy follow up's on other games not taking themselves seriously, or being deliberate pisstakes at serious games.
Carmageddon for example (but oh god don't make it a follow-up on TDR2000, they tried to make it serious and ridiculous at the same time, that never ends well)
Weren't there also a Cannon Fodder 3 in production?
Its like how Max Payne borrowed Kingpin's grit & grime.
[QUOTE=Black0ut;27563778][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-b78TKZIyw[/media]
New trailer.[/QUOTE]
The half life 2 of this decade...
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