Jihawg Ammo: Pork-laced Bullets Designed To Send Muslims Straight ‘To Hell'. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;41144174]Like that would stop them.[/QUOTE] Well, IIRC it worked well enough.

[QUOTE=proch;41144267]Well, IIRC it worked well enough.[/QUOTE] There's a club near me that does a onesie night and there's never been any bombings on onesie night, so onesies must repel suicide bombers

This is hilarious.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/dFf3ONh.png[/IMG] dear sweet jesus how can this even be real.

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/thiscantbereal.jpg[/img] this cant be real

[QUOTE=Vasili;41143453]A Muslim who touches pork does not go to hell, the Qu'ran actually states in dire circumstances they can consume pork. This is some myth that being covered in pigs blood or being hit by something pork related damns a Muslim to hell. It doesn't.[/QUOTE] It's an old Abrahamic thing. Jews and Muslims cannot consume cloven-hoofed animals because they are seen as impure. They may consume pork only in the most dire of circumstances.

Is there anything Bacon [i]can't[/i] do? But this is from Idaho, shouldn't it be a [i]potato[/i] bullet?

Reminds me of musket cartridges being greased with pork fat back when the british empire was a thing

[QUOTE=ChestyMcGee;41144506]this cant be real[/QUOTE] How is novelty ammo hate speech? It's not like it's saying all Muslims are evil and it's time to load up on ammo to kill them all, it's specifically identifying jihadists as the threat, and they're even saying it's meant to be a deterrent more than a weapon: [quote]“The nullifying principle of our product is only effective if you are attacked by an Islamist in Jihad,” the company’s website says. “Otherwise, our ammo functions just like any other ammunition, so we obviously insist upon defensive use of our ammo only-not offensive.”[/quote] It's stupid and more laughable than serious but I don't see how it's denigrating Muslims so I think you'd have to try real hard to call it hate.

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;41143330]Theoretically, if I were to coat bullets in the jizz of gay men, would it have a similar repellent effect on these nutbags?[/QUOTE] Where do I sign up?

"Freedom's First Choice in Defensive Ammunition" wow

hahah its so funny when facepunch claims their done with the planet cause of litle stupid things

I'm pretty sure you don't have to be Muslim to dislike the idea of being shot.

This would be a clever idea for a peaceful nation that is defending against an army of Muslim [b][u]aggressors[/u][/b]. It's pretty retarded that it's for use in U.S soil.

[QUOTE=RobbL;41144440]There's a club near me that does a onesie night and there's never been any bombings on onesie night, so onesies must repel suicide bombers[/QUOTE] Well no wonder, the fashion police is probably all over it in the first place.

[QUOTE=RichyZ;41145616]they're already on our home turf!!! muzzies are infiltrating our government as we speak[/QUOTE] we should sneak some pigs into government positions. that will show'em

[QUOTE=Tom Hutchins;41145647]we should sneak some pigs into government positions. that will show'em[/QUOTE] So, the conservatives?

[QUOTE=Van-man;41145662]So, the conservatives?[/QUOTE] OH FUCKING ZING i participated in a political joke, i feel like scum.

[QUOTE=Van-man;41145662]So, the conservatives?[/QUOTE] Now now, don't compare conservatives to pigs. You can make bacon out of pigs. If you do that to a conservative, you go to jail :v:.

[QUOTE=Mellowbloom;41144652]Reminds me of musket cartridges being greased with pork fat back when the british empire was a thing[/QUOTE] And the Indian rebellion it caused :v: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_Rebellion_of_1857#Tallow-greased_cartridges[/URL]

Great. Do they have silver-laced bullets and bullets laced with crucifixes/holy water by chance? If I'm going to be defending against the hordes of Jihad, then I'd like to be extra prepared for any possible werewolves and vampires that might stalk their ranks.

Sounds like a fine way to waste unnecessary amounts of money on your ammunition. This is like an Onion article come to life, it would be funny as hell if it wasn't indicative of massive levels of bigotry.

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;41143430]Does Islam even work that way?[/QUOTE] Trick question, religion doesn't work

It's funny because the bible bans pork too(and haircuts).

Fuck, finally a website that I can buy my 9mm and 45 rounds from. Everywhere else has been out of stock because all the preppers and fuckwits that believe guns gonna get banned forever keep buying it all out

I know they make a lot of bacon and pork related products but [b]fuck[/b] :v:

[QUOTE=carcarcargo;41143430]Does Islam even work that way? I don't think forcing pork on someone sends them to hell.[/QUOTE] It counts against the other person if they trick you into eating pork, Allah only cares if you knowingly eat it.

I bet Van Helsing keeps porkbullets right next to the silver ones

[QUOTE=Talishmar;41143963]It's not all about xenophobia. Best case scenario it can demoralize those who violently act in the name of Islam.[/QUOTE] what about the bullet id imagine the bullet would be demoralizing

[QUOTE=Jsm;41143460]It doesn't, if a Muslim eats pork unknowingly (for example, if a meal was labelled as pork free but it in fact contained some) or forced (like this) it isn't their fault so it doesn't count. Then again do you expect someone who made something like this to actually do the research.[/QUOTE] This is good news for my friend Adil after he sucked down like 10 of my goddamn Slim Jims without reading the packaging. "It's all beef man," he kept saying.