Avatar fans depressed, suicidal because Pandora doesn't exist.
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I think Mass Effect fans are feeling the same thing, just a guess by the BioWare forums.
[QUOTE=BANNED USER;20394370]I think Mass Effect fans are feeling the same thing, just a guess by the BioWare forums.[/QUOTE]
Actually it's more like Mass Effect fans are becoming fucking cultists for a raptor legged bucket wearing alien.
Such a snug bucket though...
I can put them out of their misery...
I think my faith in humanity just took another major beating.
[QUOTE=EpicEmoNa'vi;20381963]LOL, go ahead dude and think it, everyone does! :)[/QUOTE]
I don't.
Avatar sucked dick. Why were they so fucking upset?
i felt the same way after watching lilo and stitch...
[QUOTE=Xyrec;20383854]Is it a bad thing that I laughed[/QUOTE]
Nope. It's healthy to laugh at such things.
Why does this thread keep getting bumped? Let it, and Avatar, die.
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The movie is more fun to watch if you root for the humans.
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[QUOTE=EpicEmoNa'vi;20382242]I love Avatar, and yes. It would be awesome to live on Pandora, but I don't want to be Na'vi, probably just use an Avatar...
But to get depressed and kill myself because it doesn't exist??
I mean: WHAT THE HELL!!!
Its an amazing movie which I am completely obsessed about, (I've even paid to see it 6 times at the Cinema, and its amazingly Mind blowing in 3D) But that don't mean im gonna put a gun to my head because Our planets dying... Just do what i do:
Don't really care that earth is dying, and recycle, help out eithopians (that sorta thing).
This generation doesn't have to worry, neither does the next.
It's gonna take like 200 years anyways, so why cry?
I for one, Am Emo, (which means I am a little depressed and have Issues), so if anyone should be depressed about pandora not existing: Its me.
But i don't lose sleep over the fact that a planet of life and beauty and 10f tall Blue people don't exist.
I just dream about stuff like this to keep my mind at rest. My head is my sanctuary, and nobody can take that away from me. So do just that: Dream about being a Na'vi in the Tribe of hometree if you want to, it will probably help if your depressed, and, this may sound a little gay, but it may make you happy to hear it:
Just take Comfort and Joy in the fact that Pandora exists in your mind, when you sleep, when you daydream, when you just THINK about Avatar, Pandora will exist for you. You can be who you want to be in your mind, anything, everything!
If you wanna be a Na'vi. Go for it! (I'd recommend you only DREAM about it. If you were to scream, "Neytiri, save me!" in the workplace when your daydreaming, it might have disaterous effects)
Live your wanted life there, In your mind, where nobody can touch, insult, or annoy you, where you can be YOU, no enemies, no assholes, you can think your a fairy princess and nobody has to know, do they?
See? All is not lost! So go live your so called "boring life", and then return each night to the place you love most! Easy! (I really recommend you don't go and say what your dreams are to anyone though, saying that you want to be a Na'vi may draw some strange looks!)
Go ahead and leave some feedback by messaging me if that Info helped...[/QUOTE]
Die.
[QUOTE=Jcorp;20940306]I think my faith in humanity just took another major beating.[/QUOTE]
That is humanity, were going to be obsessed with these kinds of things.
So? When I was a kid I wasn't exactly happy that my toys couldn't come to life like in Toy Story? I still get the same feeling when I watch Pixar movies. It's that desire for more. It shows that you're captivated. It would be awesome to have toys that come to life. It would be awesome to live in some magical world.
But they don't exist.
Get the fuck over it.
what the...
Good for them. Obsessed freaks.
Them.
James superimposed Pandora to be at least 45x better than Earth.
[b]Pandora:[/b] a forest moon orbiting a gas giant, you can see the blue giant on a clear night.
The forest covers most of the planet and is full of awesome exotic wildlife, and at night most of the species in the forest are bio-luminescent.
The world is fucking awesome, and FULL of color.
The native people are also awesome, and have worms in their hair which allow them to connect to Eywa [IMO: Na'vi internet :v:], and even animals. These people live free lives, with almost NO limits.
AWESOME!
[b]Earth:[/b] Boring, limited biosphere, and completely polluted.
Human population out of control and fucked.
The whole planet is just shades of gray and everything is over-controlled by governments and rich fucks.
Fuck earth.
Therefore people with WEAK-MINDS commit suicide/get clinically depressed over it.
Personally i'm dissapointed with being human and how shit our quality of life is [everything is done for us, and our population is flying off the handle], but i'm still striving to see what interesting shit we can do. Hell, if we wanted to make the amazonian rainforest into a Pandora, just make the plants glow, and modify our skin-color gene to make our skin blue! though it is highly unlikely that scientists will ACTUALLY do that, but maybe some crazy uni-students just might.
And with the possibility of space-exploration, we JUST MIGHT meet some cool aliens. Though only the rich fuckers with over a billion dollars will get to do that sort of fun shit. People like you or me, or any of them avatar fans, or the cattle at the train station, will only get to sit and dream. And watch the fun on TV. Then commit suicide because it's so close yet so far...
[QUOTE=lolnubs;21029373]James superimposed Pandora to be at least 45x better than Earth.
[b]Pandora:[/b] a forest moon orbiting a gas giant, you can see the blue giant on a clear night.
The forest covers most of the planet and is full of awesome exotic wildlife, and at night most of the species in the forest are bio-luminescent.
The world is fucking awesome, and FULL of color.
The native people are also awesome, and have worms in their hair which allow them to connect to Eywa [IMO: Na'vi internet :v:], and even animals. These people live free lives, with almost NO limits.
AWESOME!
[b]Earth:[/b] Boring, limited biosphere, and completely polluted.
Human population out of control and fucked.
The whole planet is just shades of gray and everything is over-controlled by governments and rich fucks.
Fuck earth.
Therefore people with WEAK-MINDS commit suicide/get clinically depressed over it.
Personally i'm dissapointed with being human and how shit our quality of life is [everything is done for us, and our population is flying off the handle], but i'm still striving to see what interesting shit we can do. Hell, if we wanted to make the amazonian rainforest into a Pandora, just make the plants glow, and modify our skin-color gene to make our skin blue! though it is highly unlikely that scientists will ACTUALLY do that, but maybe some crazy uni-students just might.
And with the possibility of space-exploration, we JUST MIGHT meet some cool aliens. Though only the rich fuckers with over a billion dollars will get to do that sort of fun shit. People like you or me, or any of them avatar fans, or the cattle at the train station, will only get to sit and dream. And watch the fun on TV. Then commit suicide because it's so close yet so far...[/QUOTE]
I don't think you know what superimposed means.
I think everyone here needs to watch Paranoia Agent. I don't think I've seen such accurate social commentary before.
Personally, I'd love to be an invincible robot who can fly through space at ten times the speed of light and can shoot bees out of it's hands. Unfortunately, in reality an infinite bee generating device and a bistromathic drive just wouldn't work out logically.
Same thing with Pandora. Living on Pandora would be like living in the world of Candy Land, with mountains made out of fudge and lollipop forests. It just wouldn't work.
Actually, if I actually did live on Pandora, and if I'm not eviscerated instantly like I should be in a hostile alien environment, I'd probably just drive myself insane due to the downright ridiculousness of it all. I mean, the amount of inconsistencies is mind boggling. Why are the Na'vi the only creatures with four limbs? Why do creatures they share a symbiotic relationship with try to kill them? Why does everything light up when all that does is waste energy? Why are there no diseases? How can the Na'vi sustain such large populations without the use of agriculture and not drain the wildlife population to the point of breaking their ecosystem?
I suppose you could just ignore the fact that it's pretty much a senseless fantasy world with bubblegum forests and marmalade waterfalls, but I guess that's sort of the shut in furry equivalent of taking the blue pill.
My point is, wanting to live on Pandora is like wanting to live in Ferngully.
Huh.
Don't worry guys, it's a form of natural selection. With any luck, they'll all pile into a flimsy rocket to try and find the planet and all get blown up in the atmosphere. Thousands of less mouths to feed, and the intelligent ones survive once again!
[QUOTE=robowurmz;21030071]Thousands of less mouths to feed, and the intelligent ones survive once again![/QUOTE]
Who are then devoured by the Twitards, if your theory of "All fans are raving fanatics" is correct.
I hope their is a planet with furrys.
So i can burn them.Slowly.
[QUOTE=EpicEmoNa'vi;20382242]I love Avatar, and yes. It would be awesome to live on Pandora, but I don't want to be Na'vi, probably just use an Avatar...
But to get depressed and kill myself because it doesn't exist??
I mean: WHAT THE HELL!!!
Its an amazing movie which I am completely obsessed about, (I've even paid to see it 6 times at the Cinema, and its amazingly Mind blowing in 3D) But that don't mean im gonna put a gun to my head because Our planets dying... Just do what i do:
Don't really care that earth is dying, and recycle, help out eithopians (that sorta thing).
This generation doesn't have to worry, neither does the next.
It's gonna take like 200 years anyways, so why cry?
I for one, Am Emo, (which means I am a little depressed and have Issues), so if anyone should be depressed about pandora not existing: Its me.
But i don't lose sleep over the fact that a planet of life and beauty and 10f tall Blue people don't exist.
I just dream about stuff like this to keep my mind at rest. My head is my sanctuary, and nobody can take that away from me. So do just that: Dream about being a Na'vi in the Tribe of hometree if you want to, it will probably help if your depressed, and, this may sound a little gay, but it may make you happy to hear it:
Just take Comfort and Joy in the fact that Pandora exists in your mind, when you sleep, when you daydream, when you just THINK about Avatar, Pandora will exist for you. You can be who you want to be in your mind, anything, everything!
If you wanna be a Na'vi. Go for it! (I'd recommend you only DREAM about it. If you were to scream, "Neytiri, save me!" in the workplace when your daydreaming, it might have disaterous effects)
Live your wanted life there, In your mind, where nobody can touch, insult, or annoy you, where you can be YOU, no enemies, no assholes, you can think your a fairy princess and nobody has to know, do they?
See? All is not lost! So go live your so called "boring life", and then return each night to the place you love most! Easy! (I really recommend you don't go and say what your dreams are to anyone though, saying that you want to be a Na'vi may draw some strange looks!)
Go ahead and leave some feedback by messaging me if that Info helped...[/QUOTE]
Obvious troll, you can tell by the name.
What the fuck are those people smoking? World is awesome!
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0jZzBEKIMc[/media]
After re-watching this video today I realized that Pandora is booring.
I'd want to live in a pandora without those stupid floating mountains that I could actually breath on and a wider variety of climates, maybe 4 legged animals instead of 6 and like a smaller pinkish tan version of the Na'vi that actually has different looks instead of one single culture and one shade of blue, too bad that world doesn't exist. Instead we get boring environments that don't have floating mountains and stupid humans and 4 legged animals... oh wait.
Man I think I'm the only guy who wants to live in the Avatar universe, NOT to live in smurfland, but to pilot the Venturestar.
But I'm not going to put a gun barrel to my throat.
These people are Idiots, But it would be better if even If pandora existed we never fucking touch it, because much like this planet, we'd fuck it up big time, First with Major deforestation then major mining, We'd Probably fuck up the entire eco-system and kill anything close to us (Intellegent life Can speak). Face it
We fuck up big time
[QUOTE=Zenpod;21034554]These people are Idiots, But it would be better if even If pandora existed we never fucking touch it, because much like this planet, we'd fuck it up big time, First with Major deforestation then major mining, We'd Probably fuck up the entire eco-system and kill anything close to us (Intellegent life Can speak). Face it
We fuck up big time[/QUOTE]
How can you fuck up something that's impossible to begin with?
Really, worrying about messing up the Pandorian ecosystem is like worrying about driving fairies to extinction.
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[QUOTE=Eudoxia;21033790]Man I think I'm the only guy who wants to live in the Avatar universe, NOT to live in smurfland, but to pilot the Venturestar.
But I'm not going to put a gun barrel to my throat.[/QUOTE]
Why would you even put a gun to your neck?
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;21029531]I don't think you know what superimposed means.
I think everyone here needs to watch Paranoia Agent. I don't think I've seen such accurate social commentary before.
Personally, I'd love to be an invincible robot who can fly through space at ten times the speed of light and can shoot bees out of it's hands. Unfortunately, in reality an infinite bee generating device and a bistromathic drive just wouldn't work out logically.
Same thing with Pandora. Living on Pandora would be like living in the world of Candy Land, with mountains made out of fudge and lollipop forests. It just wouldn't work.
Actually, if I actually did live on Pandora, and if I'm not eviscerated instantly like I should be in a hostile alien environment, I'd probably just drive myself insane due to the downright ridiculousness of it all. I mean, the amount of inconsistencies is mind boggling. Why are the Na'vi the only creatures with four limbs? Why do creatures they share a symbiotic relationship with try to kill them? Why does everything light up when all that does is waste energy? Why are there no diseases? How can the Na'vi sustain such large populations without the use of agriculture and not drain the wildlife population to the point of breaking their ecosystem?
I suppose you could just ignore the fact that it's pretty much a senseless fantasy world with bubblegum forests and marmalade waterfalls, but I guess that's sort of the shut in furry equivalent of taking the blue pill.
My point is, wanting to live on Pandora is like wanting to live in Ferngully.
Huh.[/QUOTE]
I'm glad that I'm not the last sane man in Facepunch.
I tried to ask an "avatard" these questions, about the flaws in that world, and I was laughed at and told "I don't get it."
Watching it again now. Let's see if it's good the second time? And miss any plot holes and such.
Well done with the bump....
Wow, that was one big bump.
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