Avatar fans depressed, suicidal because Pandora doesn't exist. - Polidicks

And I thought I was obsessive over the movie.

[QUOTE=pie_is_good;19580234]I think there's going to be a new generation of retarded fanboys. Last year it was Twilight. This year it'll be Avatar. Well at least it's a good movie.[/QUOTE] Even if you spray paint a turd gold, it's still a turd.

I started feeling depressed when I realized I wasted $10 on a remake of Pocahontas.

[QUOTE=CNN;19580038]There was also the Naboo effect after Phantom Menace came out. Also: [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/Gifavs2/ad4f4ffffwt4.gif[/IMG] Wait! Isn't Pandora real? Pandora is real. But it's not what you would expect. It's a moon of Saturn, as depressing as it may seem it looks just like our Lunar and is completely uninhabited, or thought to be. I Googled it up.[/QUOTE] [url]http://board.spawn.com/forums/showthread.php?p=10544315[/url] What the fuck: [quote=payton34smith22][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/Gifavs2/ad4f4ffffwt4.gif[/img][/quote] [quote=:( geek tragedy ):][b]There was also the Naboo effect after Phantom Menace came out.[/b] All those Star Wars fans including myself that wanted to slash their ****ing wrists to stop the pain.[/quote]

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[QUOTE=TH89;19580281][IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/jg2xqg.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Most of the way through Avatar I wondered if I was going to see Na'vi nipples.

City 17 don't exist :emo:

[QUOTE=Rosek;19580307]Most of the way through Avatar I wondered if I was going to see Na'vi nipples.[/QUOTE] I looked really hard for them the sixth time I saw it.

[QUOTE=TH89;19580281][img]http://i50.tinypic.com/jg2xqg.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Also, one of the AutoComplete results for Na'vi is "Na'vi Rule 34" Shame, shame, shame.

Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19580316]I looked really hard for them the sixth time I saw it.[/QUOTE] I started trying to look the first time, out of pure interest.

Damn, now I HAVE to see this thing in 3-D.

[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;19580350]Damn, now I HAVE to see this thing in 3-D.[/QUOTE] The Final Destination was better... 3D BOOBIES!

[QUOTE=Sigma-Lambda;19580054]i felt the same way after I watched Fargo[/QUOTE] i felt the same way after I watched the big lebowski

[QUOTE=Rosek;19580359]The Final Destination was better... 3D BOOBIES![/QUOTE] Unless you have an eyepatch your lack of access to 3-D breasts bodes poorly for your sex life. On the bright side, it bodes very well for your physique!

I heard about this, didn't believe it at first. The only question is, why don't other moving movies have the same effect?

Is this serious? I mean I liked the movie and all but man a little to far.

Welcome to Pandora tours. On your left you can see a big treehouse where some cat-things live, on your right a neverending jungle of death, and directly above are some impossibly suspended mountains. That's the tour, any questions? Is it wrong to take Colonel Quaritch's side about how much Pandora sucks?

No, he's not kidding. We now have Avatards to go with the Twitards.

[QUOTE=Nitrowing;19580534]Is it wrong to take Colonel Quaritch's side about how much Pandora sucks?[/QUOTE] You will address him by his proper designation, soldier. Colonel Awesome.

[QUOTE=archangel125;19580536]No, he's not kidding. We now have Avatards to go with the Twitards.[/QUOTE] Lol, Avatards. That goes perfectly.

This is going to become the new twillight isn't it...

Silly people are silly. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Meme reply" - TH89))[/highlight]

7 foot tall? They are way more than that.

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;19580313]City 17 don't exist :emo:[/QUOTE] Shit, and I wanted to be oppressed by aliens...

I don't blame them.

[QUOTE=Lankist;19580558]You will address him by his proper designation, soldier. Colonel Awesome.[/QUOTE] Colonel coffee cup.

Oh god...

[QUOTE=Lankist;19579909]I had suicidal thoughts of shame when I realized I think Neytiri was hot.[/QUOTE] First thing i pointed out as soon as the credits rolled up/

[QUOTE=TheManest;19580597]Silly people are silly.[/QUOTE] Says the man with the Avatar... avatar? I was going to put a :v: behind that, but now it just sounds :geno: Anyway, what the hell is up with people and their imagination?