Avatar fans depressed, suicidal because Pandora doesn't exist.
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[QUOTE=Bredirish123;19628892]I thought Michelle Rodriquez was so fine in the movie. I loved the sexy war paint she put on towards the end of the movie.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Bredirish123;19628892]I thought Michelle Rodriquez was so fine in the movie. I loved the sexy war paint she put on towards the end of the movie.[/QUOTE]
The second I saw her in a flight suit I was like "Okay, she's going to be running around in a white tank top with that flight suit unzipped at one point in this movie."
pg 1 guy couldn't be arsed to do this so I did.
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Avatar 2. This time, they came to Earth.
I knew Ive seen Avatar before.
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[QUOTE=Lankist;19629025]The second I saw her in a flight suit I was like "Okay, she's going to be running around in a white tank top with that flight suit unzipped at one point in this movie."[/QUOTE]
I agree. This is pretty much one of the greatest reasons to see this movie.
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;19628658]I'm depressed because I can't find a hi-res image of the RDA/ISV VentureStar.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/jamescameronsavatar/images/6/62/Interstellarcomplete.jpg[/img]
???
The woman who flys the machine is always in a whit tank tee, and always dying, except for first fast furious, but from then on! e.g. Lost, fast n furious 09, resi film.
And i did have a dream after seeing it i flew an Icran. Was doing work, and then i got home by riding one of thos :S
Pandora is a shithole and the Navi are violent savages.
And I am sick and tired of all these fictional languages with apostrophes all over the shop. SORT YOUR SHIT OUT GUYS
[QUOTE=lazyguy;19632353]Pandora is a shithole and the Navi are violent savages.
And I am sick and tired of all these fictional languages with apostrophes all over the shop. SORT YOUR SHIT OUT GUYS[/QUOTE]
Yeah I'm sick of those ridiculous languages like Klingon and Na'vi and Afrikaans
this is quite disturbing. I'd say this is almost as disturbing as some parts of the furry fandom (though in a different way)
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[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;19629532]I knew Ive seen Avatar before.
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This made my day.
I haven't seen avatar myself but saying planet earth isn't as cool as a made up world is a lie. Get off your ass and travel the world. Most likely if you are stuck in a beautiful exotic jungle in real life and then die I doubt you would have lasted very long if the world you long for so much was real.
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Almost almost.
I was actually looking for the other pic where you can see the whole ship orbiting Pandora with Polyphemus in the background.
Abandon the internet! CNN is watching!
[QUOTE=Intoxicated Spy;19644822]Abandon the internet! CNN is watching![/QUOTE]
Say whut?
I wouldn't complain if I was a Na'vi.
Well I would, with a giant tree falling on me and all.
I didn't care that it wasn't real, but I did think it would be a fucking fantastic place to explore/travel across on foot.
[QUOTE=Lankist;19632391]Yeah I'm sick of those ridiculous languages like Klingon and Na'vi and Afrikaans[/QUOTE]
What about Tolkien's languages? Quenya and Sindarin?
I'd say they're pretty bad ass.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindarin[/url]
Nevermind, here it is:
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Oh lord, Spacecraft fetish
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Looks like a giant Eiffel Tower with balls.
[QUOTE=Splode a Pinga;19582304]They had terrains other than jungles. If you listened, there was mention of a 'plains tribe'.[/QUOTE]
You mean the Rohirrim
[QUOTE=Bredirish123;19628892]I thought Michelle Rodriquez was so fine in the movie. I loved the sexy war paint she put on towards the end of the movie.[/QUOTE]
Michelle Rodriguez sucks in every movie ever.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;19645538]What about Tolkien's languages? Quenya and Sindarin?
I'd say they're pretty bad ass.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindarin[/url][/QUOTE]
No I don't like those either. They're far too removed from any other living Earth languages; they feel fake.
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And all the people have stupid names like Greanlaop or Hungtrafir or some shit like that. If I ever wrote a fantasy people would have simple names. Elvess and Dwarfs would have similar names (think Peter/Pierre or Ernest/Ernst), and languages would be similar to modern Earth ones (after all, lots of words came from onomatopoeiaraeiorey, so it doesn't make sense if the Elfish for splash is 'uvavu' or some shit like that.
Michelle Rodriguez?
Straight after I watched Avatar, I searched and found this:
[IMG]http://batman-porn.com/pictures/michelle-rodriguez-nude/michelle-rodriguez-nude6.jpg[/IMG]
:v:
All I want for the sequel:
Trudy survives the explosion
Trudy and Neytiri become lesbian lovers :buddy:
That's all I want.
It could be two hours of sweaty steamy lesbian sex I'd still pay.
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;19645538]What about Tolkien's languages? Quenya and Sindarin?
I'd say they're pretty bad ass.
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quenya[/url]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sindarin[/url][/QUOTE]
I don't think you understood the joke. Afrikaans is a real language that uses the so called "ridiculous" structures that are parallel to the apostrophe-riddled alien languages.
I was sad when that Colonel guy died. He was awesome. I wanted him to be in the sequel. But some fucker in the theater (possibly one of the people from the OP) was like "YES HE"S DEAD!!!"
I was like "Fuck You Asshole"
I felt kind of depressed after I came out, probably because Pandora was so awesome and colorful and everything is colorless and dull outside cause of the snow and shit.
I wish Pokemon were real, but I'm not suicidal about it.
[QUOTE=Tyler72493;19663225]I wish Pokemon were real, but I'm not suicidal about it.[/QUOTE]
Are you talking about the Pokemon themselves or the countries they take place in?
Cause in the real world living in those places would be hell. Growing up with no education and getting kicked out of your house at the age of 10, with only the shirt on your back. No meat since pokemon are the only animals and nobody eats pokemon, if you get hurt or sick you better have a friend who knows first aid, cause all the hospitals in the entire country are devoted to healing your Pokemon. And don't expect to get any food, water, or any other essentials from the store, they only sell stuff for your pokemon.
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