[QUOTE=Take_Opal;41049251]WOW! ZING!!! You sure showed black people LOL![/QUOTE]
Uh no it's because Kim Kardashian think she's ghetto as fuck
[editline]15th June 2013[/editline]
I do apologize if I insulted anyone though
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41049839]Uh no it's because Kim Kardashian think she's ghetto as fuck
[editline]15th June 2013[/editline]
I do apologize if I insulted anyone though[/QUOTE]
Sure buddy.
Try not to fall down and skin your knee while you're backpedalling so hard.
Must be pretty shitty to have the media know about you being born and wanting all the details because you have famous parents.
[QUOTE=TheAdmiester;41050026]Must be pretty shitty to have the media know about you being born and wanting all the details because you have famous parents.[/QUOTE]
You really think the baby is smart enough to have an opinion on the matter at this point in time?
By the time the kid is old enough to understand, the media would've lost interest years before hand. Probably have a relatively normal upbringing.
[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;41049839]Uh no it's because Kim Kardashian think she's ghetto as fuck
[editline]15th June 2013[/editline]
I do apologize if I insulted anyone though[/QUOTE]
Except she doesn't.
I can't wait for the DNA test that proved that kanye isn't the father.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Thus, the Antichrist was born.
you know I'm honestly surprised Kanye would actually have sex with anyone other than Kanye
Amniotic fluid on the sheets...
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;41051415]you know I'm honestly surprised Kanye would actually have sex with anyone other than Kanye[/QUOTE]
She had to wear the Kanye mask
[QUOTE=Ericson666;41051971]She had to wear the Kanye mask[/QUOTE]
then after he finishes Ray-J tears it off and yells "GOT BOTH OF YA"
[QUOTE=Ericson666;41051971]She had to wear the Kanye mask[/QUOTE]
[i]the[/i]
Wait, she's allowed to breed?
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;41049591]
Hell, Penn Jillette called his kid Moxie Crimefighter and Nicholas Cage named his kid Kal-El.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but those people aren't media whores and idiots.
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;41052487]Yeah, but those people aren't media whores and idiots.[/QUOTE]
If you don't think Nicolas fucking Cage is a media whore I need you to watch all of his movies again. He picks the lowest-effort movies and plays them all exactly the same so he can get cash. He's a good actor, but he can get into hundreds of big-grossing low-effort films for tons of money. He's the Lil Wayne of acting.
[QUOTE=.Isak.;41052514]If you don't think Nicolas fucking Cage is a media whore I need you to watch all of his movies again. He picks the lowest-effort movies and plays them all exactly the same so he can get cash. He's a good actor, but he can get into hundreds of big-grossing low-effort films for tons of money. He's the Lil Wayne of acting.[/QUOTE]
Nicolas cage movies are the only movies worth watching
[QUOTE=HAKKAR!!!;41052528]Nicolas cage movies are the only movies worth watching[/QUOTE]
of course, i apologize for blaspheming the one true god, i have fallen to the false idol yeezus :(
forgive me of my sins cage
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;41051415]you know I'm honestly surprised Kanye would actually have sex with anyone other than Kanye[/QUOTE]
I don't need yo pussy bitch, I'm on my own dick.
[QUOTE=Desuh;41049008]That bad shoop oh god
[IMG]http://ll-media.tmz.com/2013/06/15/0615-kim-kardashian-labor-3.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
this is TMZ we're talking about here. they're probably the most retarded excuse for a news (not really news, more like half assed and unfunny gossip) outlet ever
[img]http://puu.sh/3gIwD.jpg[/img]
really
[quote=Article]Our sources say BF Kanye West was there for the entire thing -- in the delivery room by Kim's side. We're told Kanye cancelled his appearance at his own record release party last night when Kim told him she was feeling "a little off."[/quote]
Well at least he isn't an asshole. I remember reading something on the news once of a celebrity who chose to go to a premiere of something over the funeral of a family member.
June 15, 2013. The world's most conceited child is born
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;41052402]Wait, she's allowed to breed?[/QUOTE]
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;41052402]Wait, she's allowed to breed?[/QUOTE]
tbh she's probably got better genes than you and 98% of this forum.
so yeah.
[QUOTE=GoldenGnome;41049555]and all the racists on facepunch come out for their shot at a zing[/QUOTE]
I've seen ONE racist post in this whole thread.
[QUOTE=BlackRainbow;41055610]I've seen ONE racist post in this whole thread.[/QUOTE]
Exactly, all one of Facepunch's racists came out. I personally take it as a compliment to the forum that we have only a single racist.
Imagine the day that kid finds the Kim Kardashian porn tape on the internet
[editline]16th June 2013[/editline]
"Mommy!! What is that thing you are putting in your mouth that doesn't belong to daddy?!?"
[QUOTE=EvacX;41055964]Imagine the day that kid finds the Kim Kardashian porn tape on the internet
[editline]16th June 2013[/editline]
"Mommy!! What is that thing you are putting in your mouth that doesn't belong to daddy?!?"[/QUOTE]
hee hee
[QUOTE=EvacX;41055964]Imagine the day that kid finds the Kim Kardashian porn tape on the internet
[editline]16th June 2013[/editline]
"Mommy!! What is that thing you are putting in your mouth that doesn't belong to daddy?!?"[/QUOTE]
Better yet, she never finds the video but her favourite song is 'I hit it first'
[QUOTE=EvacX;41055964]Imagine the day that kid finds the Kim Kardashian porn tape on the internet
[editline]16th June 2013[/editline]
"Mommy!! What is that thing you are putting in your mouth that doesn't belong to daddy?!?"[/QUOTE]
I swear that was the worst sex tape ever, the guy was shaking his ass more then actual sex.
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