Nessie on Google Earth (The Sun) - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Uberslug;16943108]That image is photoshopped to look more like it. I went into Google Earth myself and it looks totally different: [img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8862/actualnessie.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] That actually still looks exactly the same, but also doesn't look like anything at all.

To me it looks like a small boat and the 'tail' and 'fins' and stuff are crests of water behind it.

Magical leopluraldon [img]http://www.andrew.cmu.edu/user/srowan/Charlie_the_Unicorn_by_DarkJak.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img27.imageshack.us/img27/8862/actualnessie.jpg[/img] I'm afraid I have some bad news for you all. That isn't Nessie liked you all hoped, it's a giant bacteria that's infecting Europe as we speak. [img]http://ahkong.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/pandemic-2-walkthrough-01.jpg[/img] You'd all best head off to Madagascar before the ports close. Maybe you'll last a little longer there.

Better get the rifles ready and the ships docked. We're going huntin' men :clint:

It's 23 meters long from the ruler tool in Google Earth. (That's around 73-76 feet for you Yanks)

Scientists proved that even if nessie existed. She would be dead by now.

[QUOTE=Monkey pie;16959536]Scientists proved that even if nessie existed. She would be dead by now.[/QUOTE] While I was never convinced over nessie, proof in science is never real proof. The scientific system is built to be disproved later. Taking a bunch of evidence and slapping PROOF on it is exactly what ruined christianity two thousand years ago, it doesn't evolve. Humans are never 100% right.

[QUOTE=BJK;16960439]While I was never convinced over nessie, proof in science is never real proof. The scientific system is built to be disproved later. Taking a bunch of evidence and slapping PROOF on it is exactly what ruined christianity two thousand years ago, it doesn't evolve. Humans are never 100% right.[/QUOTE] And yet, in this case, they probably are. There's no fucking Loch Ness monster. That lake has been combed many times. Unless it has a fucking cloaking device complete with radar shielding, it doesn't exist. How can you be wrong about that?

[quote]Some experts believe Nessie may be a Plesiosaur[/quote] Experts in what? Believing in bullshit?

[QUOTE=microsnakey;16940534]Edited for polish newspaper [img]http://imgkk.com/i/j6sqC1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [B]shit[/B] I don't know who that is

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[QUOTE=Black-Ice;16941296]Monster Boxxy.[/QUOTE] Okay, fuck this planet. I'm going to live in moon.

cthulhu

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;16961467]Okay, fuck this planet. I'm going to live in moon.[/QUOTE] I fail to see how you would get internet.

[QUOTE=Xesum;16961558]I fail to see how you would get internet.[/QUOTE] Satellites bitch. Satellites.

[QUOTE=imadaman;16962764]Satellites bitch. Satellites.[/QUOTE] Satellites abort the Earth not the moon

That's a fucking boat with waves behind it.

[QUOTE=LordLoss;16954725]Loch gas.[/QUOTE] Loch Gas Balloon.

[QUOTE=microsnakey;16965236]Satellites abort the Earth not the moon[/QUOTE] Satellites don't actually abort anything. Seriously, how did you fuck that one up?

chuck norris just came

[QUOTE=Firewave;16939920]Weather balloon.[/QUOTE] Swamp gas.

fyi this is a boat [url]http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=loch+ness&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=19.385722,57.084961&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=57.169034,-4.631773&spn=0.002074,0.004823&z=18[/url]

[QUOTE=DrMonumbo;16984175]fyi this is a boat [url]http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=loch+ness&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=19.385722,57.084961&ie=UTF8&t=h&ll=57.169034,-4.631773&spn=0.002074,0.004823&z=18[/url][/QUOTE] fyi you're posting a completely different location to the one we're talking about.

I think it's a butt...

[QUOTE=nullsquared;16941902]That or it's just its head, and the other 3 white things are the tips of its body horns...[/QUOTE] since when does the loch ness monster have body horns? or any horns, for that matter

Wow people are idiots, it's a fucking boat, the stuff behind is the waves from the boat pushing away water.

I would be dissapointed if Nessie was that small.

[QUOTE=Bengley;16984420]fyi you're posting a completely different location to the one we're talking about.[/QUOTE] .... The dumb is strong with this one. It's for reference.

Drift wood.