• Any growing interest in soccer a sign of nation's moral decay, by true American™ saint: Ann Coulter
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I just read the whole article. So she's supposed to be some kind of parody I hope. Right? Guys?
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45221763]Lock her up with the other mentally ill people in the closed ward.[/QUOTE] She is extremely smart. She knows if Americans start watching soccer there are no commercials every 30 seconds and no one will be able to profit. It's all about the money homie
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;45221777]You know it's concerning when I can't discern between the words of a politician and a random hobo on the street.[/QUOTE] Who's the politician?
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;45221777]You know it's concerning when I can't discern between the words of a politician and a random hobo on the street.[/QUOTE] Since when is Ann Coulter a politician? She's just a random retarded cunt and I really don't know why she even has a soapbox.
I like to think The Boondocks was right and Ann Coulter is like this away from cameras. [video=youtube;1seThIG34R8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1seThIG34R8[/video]
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45222066]Ann Coulter is a troll. Her job is to say shit that stirs up liberals. She doesn't believe what she says (or at least not most of it), she's playing a character, and a very terrible, bitchy, shrewish character at that. She's being paid well to make sure she says enough shit to keep people feeding her and bringing in advertising dollars and (usually Tea Party and half-retarded) viewer interaction for Fox. [URL="http://mediamatters.org/research/2004/12/01/coulter-canada-is-lucky-we-allow-them-to-exist/132376"]In 2004 she literally threatened Canada's sovereignty by suggesting we are lucky that America allows us to continue to exist.[/URL] [video=youtube;v5Eq9GNEPIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5Eq9GNEPIA[/video] Tucker Carlson is a fucking dummy, too, but never mind. Just listen to the clip and when Ann starts talking shit about Canada being allowed to exist, the other hosts are like "ooh! ooooh!" like they're waiting to say "sick burn!" on camera next.[/QUOTE] She's a female Alex Jones then?
FUCK GERMANY WE HAD THAT GAME IN THE BUCKET
is it hard for her to be this fundamentally and universally stupid, or does it come naturally?
[QUOTE=Aman;45222801]Since when is Ann Coulter a politician? She's just a random retarded cunt and I really don't know why she even has a soapbox.[/QUOTE] Conservative media.
[QUOTE] I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. One can only hope that, in addition to learning English, these new Americans will drop their soccer fetish with time.[/QUOTE] Wow thanks a lot, bitch. Not like I took a bullet fighting for this bloody country.
"Fuck those damn foreigners playing their Communist ball game which can never compete with our [I]far superior[/I] football. Soccer is the textbook definition of anti-Americanism."
I like how some Republicans are just so fucking pissy about the metric system. I remember I was in Wal-Mart and this lady was like "I THINK IT IS SO SAD THEY DON'T TEACH AMERICAN STUFF ANYMORE, NOW YOU HAVE THE METRIC SYSTEM AND SEX ED! SICK!!!!" I fucking laughed so hard.[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;45221777]You know it's concerning when I can't discern between the words of a politician and a random hobo on the street.[/QUOTE]Well, she's not a politician, but still, your point is very fucking valid.
To be honest I'm just amazed that America cares more about soccer than Canada. Although I don't think our national team has ever made the World Cup which I'm fine with because we're already the best at hockey so we don't need to care about other sports.
I'm reading this again as if it's tongue and cheek and I think her tongue is firmly planted in her cheek. I think she's parodying herself.
Crazy things she has previously said: On Logos The A-List: Dallas she told gay Republican, Taylor Garrett, that "The gays have got to be pro-life," and "As soon as they find the gay gene, guess who the liberal yuppies are gonna start aborting?" "I don't know why all gays aren't Republican. I think we have the pro-gay positions, which is anti-crime and for tax cuts. Gays make a lot of money and they're victims of crime. No, they are! They should be with us." Ann Coulter attended the 2010 HomoCon of GOProud, where she blasted same-sex marriage and stated "is not a civil right—you're not black" "it would be a much better country if women did not vote. That is simply a fact. In fact, in every presidential election since 1950—except Goldwater in '64—the Republican would have won, if only the men had voted." Coulter, citing research into radiation hormesis, wrote that there was "burgeoning evidence that excess radiation operates as a sort of cancer vaccine."
My brain cells are committing suicide one by one after reading this
I think us finally paying attention to it when we win fits perfectly with the american mantra of if you're not first you're last
Reasons why I wish I could convice my wife to relocate to a different country: #1649 - This story/Ann Coulter in general.
[QUOTE=Sableye;45237940]I think us finally paying attention to it when we win fits perfectly with the american mantra of if you're not first you're last[/QUOTE] Same goes for a lot of countries, we had the same 3 years ago when our national baseball team won the world championship. We cared...for about a week.
I know plenty of people whose great grandfathers were born here who watch soccer? I ran into about 70 of them yesterday during summer band.
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;45221763]Lock her up with the other mentally ill people in the closed ward.[/QUOTE]Put them on a ghost ship (the Ishimura springs to mind) with a bunch of old engineering tools. Last one alive gets to be fired into the sun. :v:
Fun fact: "Ann Coulter" is a perfect anagram of "A Loner Cunt."
[img]http://i.imgur.com/j6iP9ot.png[/img] Pee in your balls
Its not American, therefore anti-American. 10/10 flawless logic.
Ann Coulter is such a dried up, old cunt.
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