• Legless Man Planted Bomb in NYC Train Station
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[release]A legless man being pushed in a wheelchair by two people managed to plant a crude explosive device at the 125th Street Metro-North train station yesterday afternoon, causing trains to be rerouted for two hours. A canvas bag left near the waiting area contained a "pyrotechnic" with shotgun shells taped to it. The disabled man, Perry Roosevelt, 57, was arrested, along with one of the men with him. Read more: [url]http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/wheelchair_train_bomb_GwmbcA9DVGzGgckvwS110L#ixzz0giIpJgOh[/url][/release] The trains aren't running either.
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;20445972] The trains aren't running either.[/QUOTE] All other puns in this thread wont have a leg on this one.
that blows
[QUOTE=Wii60;20445998]that blows[/QUOTE] up
looks [I]explosive[/I]
Looks like he [I]planted a bomb.[/I]
looks like the man didn't have a running start
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that the guy was politically motivated
glad they could defuse the situation What's with this story? It's too damn tiny.
Oh you silly terrorists, what will you think up next?
This man is in a wheelchair
That would have crippled the trains.
and he has no legs
[QUOTE=Captain Lawlrus;20446066]Looks like he [I]planted a bomb.[/I][/QUOTE] :downsrim: Too bad he couldn't run from the scene.
That guy isn't going to have a leg to stand on at the trial, and by the end of it he's going to have stuck his foot in his own mouth.
That would have [I]paralyzed[/I] the entire city's activity!
I'm stumped as to why he would do this. Perhaps he couldn't stand what the government was doing, and decided he wouldn't take it sitting down. I hope some NYPD spokesperson will tell us what happened.
Horrible puns.
I guess he tried to stand up for himself.
Looks like he [I]managed to plant a crude explosive device at the 125th Street Metro-North train station.[/I]
[QUOTE=Wii60;20445998]that blows[/QUOTE] Ha.
[I]Did You Get That Package I Sent Cha?[/I]
When that guy goes to court to defend himself, [B]he won't have a leg to stand on.[/B]
Go break a leg! Wait a second..
This man has no legs and has planted a bomb in a train station. This act was arguably politically motivated
Honestly news puns need to be bannable. When the whole first page is not about discussion but rather just crappy attempts at funnies, what's the point of posting the thread?
Looks like our security is on its last leg
[QUOTE=Lankist;20446473]Looks like our security is on its last leg[/QUOTE] Is this your first news pun ever? :bravo:
Come on guys I can't believe nobody thought of last leg [editline]01:47AM[/editline] [QUOTE=JDK721;20446475]Is this your first news pun ever? :bravo:[/QUOTE] No I just wanted to demonstrate how easy it is to not be fucking horrible at it.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20446476]Come on guys I can't believe nobody thought of last leg [editline]01:47AM[/editline] No I just wanted to demonstrate how easy it is to not be fucking horrible at it.[/QUOTE] I am the master of news puns.
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