• Legless Man Planted Bomb in NYC Train Station
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[QUOTE=CivilProtection;20446467]Honestly news puns need to be bannable. When the whole first page is not about discussion but rather just crappy attempts at funnies, what's the point of posting the thread?[/QUOTE] Go pick up that can while you're at it.
This is why you can't trust people missing limbs
Looks like he needed a leg up in society but after this charade, he doesn't have a leg to stand on in court.
Who is going to have to foot the bill for this
Why am I not surprised he doesn't have legs?
legs
Guess he didn't want to stand around and wait for the trains anymore.
I guess the guy [I]got a leg up [/I]on the authorities.
This must have disabled the original train routing plan.
I'd give out an arm and a leg to figure out his reasons.
Supposed he had to leg it after he planted that bomb.
That guy... Cant make joke. D:
He's not gonna be walking away from this anytime soon.
[i]Counter-Terrorists win.[/i]
P. good puns in this thread.
Looks like someone [i]doesn't have any legs.[/i]
[QUOTE=JDK721;20446494]I am the master of news puns.[/QUOTE] You don't even know what a pun is. In fact, barely anyone here does.
Break a leg.
Oh dear. I wish there were more threads like these. All those puns made me throw up from all the laughter :v:
[QUOTE=Legolas;20462520]^ |[/QUOTE] :smugdog:
I think we can all guess why he is without legs.
He failed to leg it after planting the bomb.
An eye for an eye, a leg for a bomb. Admin: wtf Admin: !ban legless old man Player legless old man was banned from the server (reason: ).
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;20446467]Honestly news puns need to be bannable. When the whole first page is not about discussion but rather just crappy attempts at funnies, what's the point of posting the thread?[/QUOTE] It's either funny and witty news puns or people trolling. You decide.
News puns used to be a bannable offense. I still remember that news thread with Austin Powers puns all over it. What a glorious day t'was.
Looks like he failed the first time, and got his legs blown off so he had to plant another bomb.
Bomb Defused. Counter Terrorists Win.
[QUOTE=Black-Ice;20466042]News puns used to be a bannable offense. [/QUOTE] Only because one mod got their knickers in a twist
He was almost all alone, then he got an idea, why not make more legless people so they can all play legless running sports!
[QUOTE=blah45;20467905]He was almost all alone, then he got an idea, why not make more legless people so they can all play legless running sports![/QUOTE] What's a legless running sport. That's like arrowless archery sports.
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