Man leaves about £220,000 ($361,438) in his will to towns that share his surname - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Zeke129;18756776]There's a Douglas [i]Lake[/i] here. If I build a cabin on it, can I have $361k?[/QUOTE] Declare it an independent nation and see if you get more money.

[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;18753738]You used a division of 42. 42 is a reference to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Douglas Adams wrote it. The guys surname is Douglas. I thought you did it on purpose.[/QUOTE] Douglas Adams wrote 11 books 11 x 2 = 22 22 + 1 = 23 2/3 = .666 the number of the devil.

[QUOTE=jesseluver93;18758372]Douglas Adams wrote 11 books 11 x 2 = 22 22 + 1 = 23 2/3 = .666 the number of the devil.[/QUOTE] yes because 2/3 is not a repeating decimal it stops at .666

[QUOTE=KrAzY_nikomo;18753238]Or build a small, quiet memorial for him.[/QUOTE] Made of diamonds and gold-inlaid marble.

[QUOTE=POLOPOZOZO;18755521]Hahaha if you read that out loud it says "One Eleven-Thousand Pound stripper".[/QUOTE] We should pay for one and donate it to the scientific community for the study of super-massive black hos.

[QUOTE=fakedout;18758764]yes because 2/3 is not a repeating decimal it stops at .666[/QUOTE] Wait what?

[QUOTE=Wayword;18759139]Wait what?[/QUOTE] 2/3 is .666

[QUOTE=fakedout;18759341]2/3 is .666[/QUOTE] .666666666666666666666666666666 repeating .666 times 3 is 1.998, which is not 2.

I want to do that, but no town has my surname

[QUOTE=camper182;18753746]or shut the fuck up[/QUOTE] Oh, Come on, the avatar matches so well with that one. I laughed so hard.

When I die, I'll split my will evenly between every person who owns at least one of my last name. [sp]wall[/sp]

[QUOTE=venn177;18759586]When I die, I'll split my will evenly between every person who owns at least one of my last name. [sp]wall[/sp][/QUOTE] Well wait a while, we still need to sort out this stripper issue.

[QUOTE=Fables;18753272]Or 110 £100 strippers.[/QUOTE] Or -2 -£11000 strippers.

[QUOTE=Deathbyfire;18753738]You used a division of 42. 42 is a reference to the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Douglas Adams wrote it. The guys surname is Douglas. I thought you did it on purpose.[/QUOTE] No-one on the internet thinks that far ahead.

[QUOTE=jesseluver93;18753703]Or 1/2 of a £22,000 stripper[/QUOTE] I'll take the lower half.

[QUOTE=shill le 2nd;18760368]Or -2 -£11000 strippers.[/QUOTE] No strippers but rather 110 bottles of £10 single malt.

For those of us that don't live in wackadoo England, 220,000 British Pounds is the equivalent of 361,700 US Dollars.

FUCKIN WOOT i live on the isle of man

[QUOTE=camper182;18753746]or shut the fuck up [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Why reply" - verynicelady))[/highlight][/QUOTE] or stop saying or.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18753174]Or one £11,000 stripper.[/QUOTE] I don't like the idea of a £11,000 stripper. You'd either not get your money's worth and have wasted £11,000, or you would get your money's worth and all other strippers won't be good enough for you.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;18785257]No strippers but rather 110 bottles of £10 single malt.[/QUOTE] And then we can turn any girl we want into a stripper.

Or 3.56 Strippers for £3089.88764 Imaging .56 of a stripper, you could have so much fun and not have to hear the screams... of 'joy' ;D

Step 1: Get money Step 2: Get acorn offices in the towns Step 3: Tell them to help get town prostitutes Step 4: Go to the prostitute rings Step 5: ??? Step 6: PROFIT!!!

Every year t'll they run out of his money they need to hire a stripper and sacrifice her in his name. Feed the new lord.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;18753174]Or one £11,000 stripper.[/QUOTE] That's one good stripper. Hawaiian Punch better come out of her tits.