Gary Carl Simmons Jr. Who Chopped Up Jeffery Wolfe, Orders 29,000 Calorie Meal Before Execution Shar - Polidicks

I don't think you'd ever know very far in advance what you wanted your last meal to be. I wouldn't, anyway. Sometimes I want chips. Sometimes I don't want chips. Sometimes I want orange juice

I was listening to this on the radio earlier today, I heard he got through about half of it.

What if you ordered some food that they don't even make anymore. Like a candy bar whose company went into bankruptcy. How wold they work that out for your last meal?

[QUOTE=dedo678;36448932]It'll be funny if he violently releases his bowels when dies. It happens.[/QUOTE] Everyone releases their bowels when they die, he's a criminal so of course he'll do it violently.

At least they were kind enough to give him 1 nice meal he wanted before they executed him.

[QUOTE=Blazyd;36449514]At least they were kind enough to give him 1 nice meal he wanted before they executed him.[/QUOTE] They have to.

[QUOTE=dedo678;36448932]It'll be funny if he violently releases his bowels when dies. It happens.[/QUOTE] tbh if it was me, I'd eat food that would make me violently shit my pants and cause my bowls to prolapse upon death, make those fuckers clean all the mess up.

Pizza Hut? McDonalds? Jesus christ dude you're on death row, at LEAST get like Papa Johns and Five Guys or something. You can do better than Pizza Hut and MickeyD's for your death row.

How about alcoholic beverages? Why not just drink yourself to death? How about drugs? Why not overdose? They could use those drugs they obtain when they bust a dealer or two instead of wasting tax payers money for that poison. FIGHT CRIME - WITH ITS OWN WEAPON Hell, even firemen have to start a fire against a fire some times...

[QUOTE=Yersinia;36449728]Pizza Hut? McDonalds? Jesus christ dude you're on death row, at LEAST get like Papa Johns and Five Guys or something. You can do better than Pizza Hut and MickeyD's for your death row.[/QUOTE] I think the rule is you can only pick what the prison can get, or usually serves. You can't pick just anything, and some prisons have better choices than other prisons.

[QUOTE=Yersinia;36449728]Pizza Hut? McDonalds? Jesus christ dude you're on death row, at LEAST get like Papa Johns and Five Guys or something. You can do better than Pizza Hut and MickeyD's for your death row.[/QUOTE] Fuck Papa Johns, that place is awful.

My last meal would have to be a poutine from my old college cafeteria. Best poutine I've ever had. Also a barq's root beer.