[QUOTE=CommunistCookie;34643635]I can't decide whether people like him being in a position of power is a failure of democracy or the education system.[/QUOTE]
Both.
This is like well made satire
don't fuck with the metal heads bra.
Dammit, if you're all so pissy over how there are only religious lunatics and morons to vote for, then why don't any of you [I]sensible[/I] people get shit done yourselves? You shouldn't choose the lesser of many evils, you should choose the best option there is and if there are none, MAKE one D:<
Why are people still acting like this is real?
I don't like heavy metal, especially death metal but what ever happened to freedom of expression?
if that's how they fucking express themselves then WHO CARES.
[QUOTE=Clavus;34643203][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR7U1HIhxfA[/media]
Fits so well.[/QUOTE]
[I][B]RICK SANTORUM TRIED TO KILL THE METAL.
BUT HE FAILED, AS HE WAS THROWN TO THE GROUND.[/B][/I]
:v:
Is it just me or are most of the current presidential candidates just making it easier and easier for Obama to win a second term.
[B]Santorum’s popularity in the polls has grown substantially since he began speaking out against metal and its assault on traditional values. [/B]
It actually fucking works to.
I wonder what he would think of Atheist...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TajIq9I8BA[/media]
[QUOTE]In the past, Santorum has accused heavy metal of being the cause of some of the worst crimes in American history including the attempt on the life of Ronald Reagan in 1981, [B]9/11[/B] and the passage of Obama’s Health Care Bill.[/QUOTE]
Oh wow. Way to insult the memory of the thousands of Americans who died in 9/11 by basically saying "it was metal music lol"
Assuming this is serious.
it's personal now shitlube
also
[quote] many of these [b]brand new[/b], so-called heavy metal music bands like [b]Black Sabbath, Venom, The WASP and Iron Maiden[/b] use satanic imagery to corrupt the minds of young people,”[/quote]
1969, 1979, 1982, 1975 respectively
It's true, the GOP has yet to enter the 90s
[QUOTE=Hidole555;34643078]And in our darkest our of Santorum's twisted empire, a rebellion begins...
[video=youtube;uGe8qID9gSs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGe8qID9gSs[/video][/QUOTE]
Pft, Lordi's got nothing on GWARs ritual killing of Sarah Palin
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6VCQgA9FnI[/media]
they have to do the same thing with Santorum.
This is like something someone would say to make fun of him. Why is this man not in a straitjacket?
At least it wasn't splittercore.
Since when were blogs allowed, again?
this story is fake, right? shouldn't this thread be closed?
At this point, if a majority of Americans throw their support behind him, that's going to be what makes me lose all my faith in the country.
Some of the nicest people I know listen to extreme death metal, I don't know what the hell he's talking about.
I think Rick would love Black Dahlia Murder.
I also love how he uses Black Sabbath as Heavy Metal. How 80's.
[QUOTE=Tibbles!;34646050]I think Rick would love Black Dahlia Murder.
I also love how he uses Black Sabbath as Heavy Metal. How 80's.[/QUOTE]
Did you just imply that Black Dahlia Murder is a better example of heavy metal than Black Sabbath
leave the hall
[QUOTE=Tibbles!;34646050]I think Rick would love Black Dahlia Murder.
I also love how he uses Black Sabbath as Heavy Metal. How 80's.[/QUOTE]
Excuse fucking me?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akt3awj_Ah8[/media]
Did this guy fall out of a time machine from the 70's?
Heavy Metal? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wait hes serious? Let me laugh even harder!
Thats a battle Rick will NEVER win.
[QUOTE=Solo Wing;34646674]Heavy Metal? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh wait hes serious? Let me laugh even harder!
Thats a battle Rick will NEVER win.[/QUOTE]
Next thing you know he'll be talking about how those darn skateboarders are ruining everything.
I believe I speak for the entirety of scandinavia, fenno-scandinavia, etc:
[B]CHALLENGE FUCKING ACCEPTED[/B]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaY-SYPDFdE[/media]
Fuck off rick santorum.
Hahahahaa US government sure are fucking retarded (I'm not really one to talk, I live in the UK)
Wait people are still taking this seriously?
Can everyone just kindly notice that the source is a blog post and then we can all go on our merry way?
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