• Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal
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What a champ. Put this dude in the whitehouse, I don't want that Metal crap coming out of my radio. If every station isn't GospelOnTheAir when he's in office, I'm impeaching his ass. Also, my radio had better be able to shoot gays and say a prayer at dinner. A world of Santorum is surely the ideal place to live.
[QUOTE=Dead Madman;34647136][b]Hahahahaa US government sure are fucking retarded[/b] (I'm not really one to talk, I live in the UK)[/QUOTE] Dat grammar son, dat grammar.
I don't blame him, heavy metal poisoning would explain how he got so dumb.
[QUOTE=Tibbles!;34646050]I think Rick would love Black Dahlia Murder. I also love how he uses Black Sabbath as Heavy Metal. How 80's.[/QUOTE] Damn, Sabbath are probably THE iconic metal band. Everyone who has heard of metal has listened to Sabbath. Heck, everyone who watched Iron Man has heard Sabbath.
What the fuck? Fighting heavy metal? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_HeWCY40k8[/media]
itt: post your favourite band
I'm surprised he hasn't declared war on [I]Norway[/I] yet...
[QUOTE=Joazzz;34647397]I'm surprised he hasn't declared war on [I]Norway[/I] yet...[/QUOTE] This is in effect the same thing.
The Members of the original Black Sabbath are older than my grandparents.
[QUOTE] It’s probably not a coincidence that since he began his crusade against metal that his poll numbers have been surging upwards. Picking out a small and unique group, singling them out as “other” and using them to frighten the masses is a proud tradition in American politics. However, many commentators believe that his call for metal internment camps goes too far. Santorum has openly advocated the forced re-education of metalheads. They would be forced to endure 30 days of non-stop “values based” music that promotes the American way of life as well as the free market. In order to leave, they will have to sing the chorus to at least one Celine Dion song.[/QUOTE] "Let's teach metalheads to be free by taking their freedoms away."
This proves that Santorum is stuck in the 80s.
Jesus dude, Iron Maiden is far from satanism, even though it may look like they are, they are actually christian. [editline]11th February 2012[/editline] Surprised that he didn't mention Metallica. Now that is a "satanic" band.
[QUOTE=Garik;34647706]Jesus dude, Iron Maiden is far from satanism, even though it may look like they are, they are actually christian. [editline]11th February 2012[/editline] Surprised that he didn't mention Metallica. Now that is a "satanic" band.[/QUOTE] Does Satanism really exist? I was under the impression it was made up by crazy Christians to scare people.
I'm a metalhead and I'm offended. I wish to have a broadsword fight with him. I wish for him to manipulate my broadsword in a clockwise direction so I can teach him a few things, that ferret fucking piss weasel. Just for the record; Christians think the devil is real, atheists does not. Food for thought, eh.
America, I am disappointed in you. Simply because so many in your country actually support this lunatic.
[QUOTE=Thoughtless;34647755]Does Satanism really exist? I was under the impression it was made up by crazy Christians to scare people.[/QUOTE] To be honest, if you believe in such thing as satan, why the hell would you worship it if you know it's evil and leads you to hell.
[QUOTE=Thoughtless;34647755]Does Satanism really exist? I was under the impression it was made up by crazy Christians to scare people.[/QUOTE] It exists, but it's less retarded than christianity, and it's an atheist religion. [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LaVeyan_Satanism[/url]
[QUOTE=Garik;34647812]To be honest, if you believe in such thing as satan, why the hell would you worship it if you know it's evil and leads you to hell.[/QUOTE] I'd rather die then go to heaven
Lets leave aside the illusion of democracy, the corruption of the individual politicians, the speculation of money, etc. that's ruining the country. [B][U]HEAVY METAL[/U][/B]!? AAAAAAAAAH
I think this guy is 30 years late. Also no way in hell is some fucking old man taking my heavy metal away.
And here's me thinking he's talking about the reliance of developed countries of precious metals, but seriously, what the fuck, let people fucking do what they fucking want, jesus the fucking politicians over there are stupid. I'm in Australian and the shit I hear about American politicians makes ours sound like fucking geniuses.
metal isn't disturbing and fucked up [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7Ar3ckeVOg[/media] see?
Death metal is such a more positive influence on kids. Rap music glorifies violence, but death metal tells you it's important to use all the parts as well. I mean, does rap music ever tell you to eat the remains of the guy you killed, or make things from their skin and bones? I think not. Such a wasteful message.
[QUOTE=areolop;34643236]Santorum lost my vote. That leave [B]0[/B] republican candidates with my vote. Looks like the incumbent will win another term[/QUOTE] He hadn't lost your vote until just now?
I find it somewhat disturbing that I can't really tell if this is real or not. It felt liek I was reading a The Onion article, but damn if I have my doubts.
America FUCK YEAH! No wait... Yeah. Fuck America! [editline]11th February 2012[/editline] Metal is still the most innovative genre.
[QUOTE=GoDong-DK;34648254]I find it somewhat disturbing that I can't really tell if this is real or not. It felt liek I was reading a The Onion article, but damn if I have my doubts.[/QUOTE] I have yet to see the news on a reputable site like BBC or CNN, so I think it's fake
I'd love to see a death metal band turn up at one of his rallies and just start playing over him
[QUOTE=Bomimo;34648585]America FUCK YEAH! No wait... Yeah. Fuck America! [editline]11th February 2012[/editline] Metal is still the most innovative genre.[/QUOTE] To say that metal is the most innovative genre, completely ignores a ton of excellent innovative music. Really what the fuck is with all the metal elitism? It actually pisses me right off, it's so fucking derpy, why can't we just listen to what we want to listen to and say "That's not really my thing but man that's still cool" instead of this ass backwards "metvl is nvmber 1 most hardcore and deep music"?
[quote] It’s probably not a coincidence that since he began his crusade against metal that his poll numbers have been surging upwards. Picking out a small and unique group, singling them out as “other” and using them to frighten the masses is a proud tradition in American politics. However, many commentators believe that his call for metal internment camps goes too far. Santorum has openly advocated the forced re-education of metalheads. They would be forced to endure 30 days of non-stop “values based” music that promotes the American way of life as well as the free market. In order to leave, they will have to sing the chorus to at least one Celine Dion song. [/quote] You know, I can only think that this game from the onion or some other satire news outlet and normal media caught it. Because that's just batshit insane.
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