• Rick Santorum Declares War On Heavy Metal
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[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;34648632]To say that metal is the most innovative genre, completely ignores a ton of excellent innovative music. Really what the fuck is with all the metal elitism? It actually pisses me right off, it's so fucking derpy, why can't we just listen to what we want to listen to and say "That's not really my thing but man that's still cool" instead of this ass backwards "metvl is nvmber 1 most hardcore and deep music"?[/QUOTE] If you dont get it, then dont try to get it. The ignorent in-yo-face elitism is part of metal sometimes.
Well fuck you too Santorum! [QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;34648632] Really what the fuck is with all the metal elitism? It actually pisses me right off, it's so fucking derpy, why can't we just listen to what we want to listen to and say "That's not really my thing but man that's still cool" instead of this ass backwards "metvl is nvmber 1 most hardcore and deep music"?[/QUOTE] Hey, even listening to metal might get you shunned by metalheads themselves. Real metalheads don't listen to metalcore or things like screamo, that's for pussy fags apparently. Well fuck you too "real" metalheads!
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;34648664]If you dont get it, then dont try to get it. The ignorent in-yo-face elitism is part of metal sometimes.[/QUOTE] No it's not, it's just plain being a wanker, I've been listening to metal for years man and the folk who are all "huur duur metal is teh greatest" are 9 times out of 10 complete scrotes. Thing is I just matured and stopped being a stereotypical metalhead.
Heavy Metal caused 9/11.
I wonder what he has to say about unblack metal: [video=youtube;AKwl0DJskzQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKwl0DJskzQ[/video]
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;34648664]If you dont get it, then dont try to get it. The ignorent in-yo-face elitism is part of metal sometimes.[/QUOTE] It's really not. It's really, really not. Those elitist people you are referring to almost always have some sort of superiority complex or extreme pretentiousness about them. Most actual metal fans accept other people's tastes and opinions on music. [editline]11th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;34648675]Well fuck you too Santorum! Hey, even listening to metal might get you shunned by metalheads themselves. Real metalheads don't listen to metalcore or things like screamo, that's for pussy fags apparently. Well fuck you too "real" metalheads![/QUOTE] "Real" metalheads are idiots. Plain and simple.
um is this a troll article
Once I listened to The Rolling Stones and now milk gives me the butt rumbles.
And here I was thinking that Rick Perry was fucking retarded. Guess I was wrong.
[QUOTE=Hullu V3;34649922]And here I was thinking that Rick Perry was fucking retarded. Guess I was wrong.[/QUOTE] It's a fake article.
if stupidity were fuel this guy could easily power the delorean with his brain. this guy has just been saying so much stupid shit recently it's a wonder he can actually figure out how to use his tongue to make noises that could vaguely pass off as words yes, i know it's a troll. santorum is still an idiot though
[QUOTE=SnowCanary;34649925]It's a fake article.[/QUOTE] Oh good, it sounded too dumb to be real anyways. Even for American standards.
This article is fake damnit. Stop embarrassing yourselves
Iron Maiden new band? WTC
This can't be real, it HAS to be The Onion.
Rick Santorum is stuck in the early sixties. Next time he might even say the Beatles were satanic.
[QUOTE=JustExtreme;34648629]I'd love to see a death metal band turn up at one of his rallies and just start playing over him[/QUOTE] I remember reading a satire article about a grindcore band called "Traumatic Anal Devestation" interrupting Newt Gingrich I only wish it was true because as you can imagine the headline was gold
Is it obvious to anyone else apart from me that this has to be fake?
[QUOTE=RobbL;34650992]Is it obvious to anyone else apart from me that this has to be fake?[/QUOTE] Santorum is openly against abortion and porn, having him against heavy metal is just one more thing he's dumbly against.
[QUOTE=GetBent;34643062]Yes that is totally the worst problem in America.[/QUOTE] hahahahahaha i love that i frEAKIN LOVE IT
what the hell, how is Santorum pulling ahead of Romney. Doesn't make sense.
Is it fake? I'm kinda new to making News Section Articles and i thought since it quoted him it was solid enough. If not please lock the thread.
In a country of 300 million people this guy is in the top 10 of the best leaders you could find? What the fuck?
WACKEN!!! seriously, Wacken and everything about Wacken and how accepted it is in todays society (at least in Germany as far as I can tell) disproves all the bullshit this Rick Santorum fellow is repeating from the last 50-60 years. Back in the day Heavy Metal fans were "seriously misunderstood" people. Today everybody that is sensible knows they just like the damn music and culture. I for one support and like Heavy Metal fans and their cause. Also I like some Heavy Metal bands and genres myself. I wish I could go to Wacken with some of my friends at least once. (A lot of my friends go every year)
He couldn't have picked tamer examples.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;34643017]I'm no metal head but this kind of shit show's how corrupt the American political system is. It should be illegal to make these sorts of claims as part of a campaign without at least some substantial evidence. Seriously how the fuck do you americans take this kind of bollocks?[/QUOTE] Most people just change the channel. Fuck my country.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;34651199]Is it fake? I'm kinda new to making News Section Articles and i thought since it quoted him it was solid enough. If not please lock the thread. I am a green lizard and I enjoy laying my eggs in bushes[/QUOTE] this is how easy it is to fake a quote
If you want to attack a music genre for harbouring musicians that "corrupt the minds of young people" why not attack shit like "ganstah-rap"?
Christ wait until he hears Passenger Of Shit.
[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;34651695]If you want to attack a music genre for harbouring musicians that "corrupt the minds of young people" why not attack shit like "ganstah-rap"?[/QUOTE] Because black people listen to that and Rick Santorum doesn't like black people.
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