[QUOTE=Elecbullet;46274089]Why is this dumb?
Has every instance of calling the police totally been necessary?[/QUOTE]
It's because he's saying calling the police on a guy shitting on his money isn't a good time to call them.
[QUOTE=RustledJimmys;46268047]Does that really need police? It's literally just shit on a bill.[/QUOTE]
fecal matter is biohazardous waste and could infect people with a whole plethora of diseases. bacteria are attracted to shit like, well, flies are.
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[QUOTE=Binladen34;46271845]Not only is it a health hazard but it's also a felony to deface United States property.[/QUOTE]
forget the potentially fatal diseases that can be transferred by shitting on money. this man fucked with the money!
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;46272226]No they don't stop fucking defending the teenagers, what they did was disgusting and needs to be punished. Human waste is fucking human waste and does not need to be used in these ways.[/QUOTE]
Maybe we should enter a new age where we, as a society, no longer find fecal matter repulsive but a symbolic icon of wealth and well-being. Or something.
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forget the potentially fatal diseases that can be transferred by shitting on money. this man fucked with the money![/QUOTE]
He addressed that in the very text you quoted.
I hope she knows how to launder some cash.
also
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I would have literally picked it up with a rag, walked outside in mad persuit and if I found them, I would rub it in their hair or on their face.
That would be the day I snapped.
[QUOTE=Radio Flyer;46321457]I would have literally picked it up with a rag, walked outside in mad persuit and if I found them, I would rub it in their hair or on their face.
That would be the day I snapped.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, no. I would lose my job over that. I already will catch a table leaving in the parking lot when they stiff me and ask if it was something I did. Ask if they meant to not tip me. :v:
Is there a restaurant thread for Facepunch? There should be.
This is the reason why kids who go to restaurants without parents get terrible service most of the time. They know that kids will give a shitty tip no matter how good of service they provide.
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