[QUOTE=Zeke129;20221553]Because it's as easy as buying a treadmill
Wow, I just typed treadmill and 2 pounds flew out the window![/QUOTE]
It's not easy to lose weight but the first step is putting down the Big Mac and the Coke and stepping on a treadmill.
I'm sure he can afford a personal trainer and some decent equipment for his home.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20230052]It's not easy to lose weight but the first step is putting down the Big Mac and the Coke and stepping on a treadmill.
I'm sure he can afford a personal trainer and some decent equipment for his home.[/QUOTE]
Yes because it's def. government's and big business' responsibility to tell us how to live our lives.
Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for someone to be fat and happy. And if they are then FUCK THEM for living different!
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231015]
Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for someone to be fat and happy. And if they are then FUCK THEM for living different![/QUOTE]
You probably won't be too happy when you die of a stroke.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231015]Yes because it's def. government's and big business' responsibility to tell us how to live our lives.
Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for someone to be fat and happy. And if they are then FUCK THEM for living different![/QUOTE]
The dude makes millions and creates fucking awesome movies whilst doing it, having more fun than you could imagine. I'd certainly be happy in his spot.
[QUOTE=hayden;20231117]You probably won't be too happy when you die of a stroke.[/QUOTE]
This just in fat = stroke
You would make SUCH a good physician
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Fucking who CARES of Strokes are caused in large part by blood clots EAT LARD FATTY
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231015]Yes because it's def. government's and big business' responsibility to tell us how to live our lives.
Because it is IMPOSSIBLE for someone to be fat and happy. And if they are then FUCK THEM for living different![/QUOTE]
I'm sure when he has his first heart attack, living differently and being himself isn't going to be so appealing. Why so defensive, are you obese too?
And who the fuck is supposed to know that fat-caused Embolic Strokes are typically the result of broken bones!
FAT FATTY FAT
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[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20231168]I'm sure when he has his first heart attack, living differently and being himself isn't going to be so appealing. Why so defensive, are you obese too?[/QUOTE]
Speak for yourself.
Some people would rather live happily and mildly unhealthy than miserable and skinny.
[editline]11:33AM[/editline]
I mean it's absolutely impossible to be fat AND healthy I mean my God you all know this because you're ALL doctors!
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231192]
Speak for yourself
Some people would rather live happily and mildly unhealthy than miserable and skinny.[/QUOTE]
Because being fit and healthy makes you miserable.
He isn't even that fat compared to a lot of people, he's just got some extra baggage. I'd be honored to have him on my plane :kratos:
[QUOTE=hayden;20231212]Because being fit and healthy makes you miserable.[/QUOTE]
Not doing things you enjoy for the rest of your life makes you miserable.
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How to be fit:
Stop using the internet, fatty!
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231192]And who the fuck is supposed to know that fat-caused Embolic Strokes are typically the result of broken bones!
FAT FATTY FAT
[editline]11:32AM[/editline]
Speak for yourself.
Some people would rather live happily and mildly unhealthy than miserable and skinny.[/QUOTE]
Because being skinny = being miserable? Stop trying to justify America's obesity.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231236]Not doing things you enjoy for the rest of your life makes you miserable.
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How to be fit:
Stop using the internet, fatty![/QUOTE]
In other words, anyone who doesn't spend their entire lives inhaling twinkies must be miserable.
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20231275]Because being skinny = being miserable? Stop trying to justify America's obesity.[/QUOTE]
Yes because we totally aren't talking about individuals right now.
That's right, YOU'RE talking about mandating lifestyles
Because you are a Salad Nazi.
I'm sure he cries himself to sleep every night:
[img]http://www.gossipbeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/seth-rogen-skinny-02.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=hayden;20231279]In other words, anyone who doesn't spend their entire lives inhaling twinkies must be miserable.[/QUOTE]
No, if someone enjoys living fat they have full right to be fat.
If someone would prefer to be skinny they have full right to pursue that.
It's called personal choice. Since when the fuck is it any of your concern how someone else uses their body?
Some of us don't want to leave a pretty corpse.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231308]
It's called personal choice. Since when the fuck is it any of your concern how someone else uses their body?
[/QUOTE]
When you try to sit your fat ass next to me on a plane.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231308]No, if someone enjoys living fat they have full right to be fat.
If someone would prefer to be skinny they have full right to pursue that.
It's called personal choice. Since when the fuck is it any of your concern how someone else uses their body?
Some of us don't want to leave a pretty corpse.[/QUOTE]
All I'm saying is that his weight is causing him problems. It's certainly not going to hurt to trim down a little. And hey, he can always go with another American tradition: lawsuit.
[QUOTE=hayden;20231327]When you try to sit your fat ass next to me on a plane.[/QUOTE]
You sound like a very lonely person.
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[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20231347]All I'm saying is that his weight is causing him problems. It's certainly not going to hurt to trim down a little. And hey, he can always go with another American tradition: lawsuit.[/QUOTE]
Or he can live however the fuck he wants and corporate interest can suck a dick.
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Also FYI replace the word "fat" with the word "gay" and this whole thread takes a completely different tone.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231355]You sound like a very lonely person.
[editline]11:42AM[/editline]
Or he can live however the fuck he wants and corporate interest can suck a dick.[/QUOTE]
How are you so sure he's happy being a goddamn blimp? And how do you know he wouldn't be happy if he were thinner? Do you know this is the lifestyle he chooses, do you know him personally?
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20231435]How are you so sure he's happy being a goddamn blimp? And how do you know he wouldn't be happy if he were thinner? Do you know this is the lifestyle he chooses, do you know him personally?[/QUOTE]
He's silent bob
don't you even know who Kevin Smith is?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVsMCA9BPxk[/media]
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231455]He's silent bob
don't you even know who Kevin Smith is?
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVsMCA9BPxk[/media][/QUOTE]
Of course I know who he is. Clerks is one of my favourite movies (I hate the sequel). Does being Silent Bob give us insight into his personal life and thoughts on this issue?
I'm not dissing him, he's awesome. I just think it wouldn't kill him to spend half an hour 3 times a week jogging.
But if he doesn't want to who the fuck is anyone to say otherwise?
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231561]But if he doesn't want to who the fuck is anyone to say otherwise?[/QUOTE]
Airlines evidently.
The government: What is this 1984?
The TSA: What is this 1984?
Corporate Interests: What is this any other piece of disestablishmentarian literature?
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[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20231574]Airlines evidently.[/QUOTE]
They might as well just keep gay people off the flight just in case they get handsy with the people next to them.
Come on, man the fuck up, quit crying like a bitch because you had to sit next to another human being.
Can I assume you're in his weight category judging by your defensive nature and post count?
[QUOTE=Mr. Ambleu;20231605]Can I assume you're in his weight category judging by your defensive nature and post count?[/QUOTE]
I'm actually not.
I'm a fat by mexican linebacker standards
which are in metric
And I don't see how a postcount says anything more than that I type fast, which is a given because that's my job.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231579]They might as well just keep gay people off the flight just in case they get handsy with the people next to them.
Come on, man the fuck up, quit crying like a bitch because you had to sit next to another human being.[/QUOTE]
Why do you keep bringing up gay people? If anyone touches another person without their consent, it's harassment and assault, it doesn't matter what their sexual preference is, as if you'd know beforehand without any openly obvious signs. I don't assume gay people are going to grab every dick they see including mine, they're normal people. If anything, I'd expect a heterosexual male to resort to that sort of behaviour first. But you can't condemn a person because you think they'll do something. You may never know a person is gay, but when a dude on a plane takes up 1 1/2 - 2 seats, then it's a problem. Why should they accommodate obese people unless they purchase enough room to handle their size?
"I eat more food than you, I take more seat than you. Gimme more!"
And yet you're condemning overweight individuals because their thighs might actually touch yours.
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Grow a pair jesus fuck
Oh no this guy is close to me I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS
[QUOTE=Lankist;20231752]And yet you're condemning overweight individuals because their thighs might actually touch yours.
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Grow a pair jesus fuck
Oh no this guy is close to me I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH THIS[/QUOTE]
How about someone even bigger and fatter than YOUR overweight ass taking up half the freaking width of the plane?
are you tall? if you are, you know how it feels to have your head at the ceiling of a car an your legs scrunched up?
its like that only worse when you have a isle seat next to some guy taking up 1 1/2 chairs.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;20231779]How about someone even bigger and fatter than YOUR overweight ass taking up half the freaking width of the plane?[/QUOTE]
If you can fit between the armrests I don't see how it can be that big of an issue.
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