Google will delete your browser history when you die
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I'll have mine on a USB stick in an air tight container in the pocket of the suit I'm buried in.
In thousands of years time archaeologists will be able to know about my erotic bioshock fan fictions.
Needs option to post on facepunch "im ded"
[QUOTE=Liem;40250047]I wonder if people will find us?
What will Facepunch look like to the people of 2113[/QUOTE]
Garry will die in your lifetime :(
[QUOTE=Desuh;40250891]Garry will die in your lifetime :([/QUOTE]
So will lots of people.
Like anything, if it's worth keeping around, I'm sure someone will.
[QUOTE=smurfy;40250880]Needs option to post on facepunch "im ded"[/QUOTE]
hah, as if anyone would care.
[QUOTE=Desuh;40250891]Garry will die in your lifetime :([/QUOTE]
Not necessarily.
[QUOTE=smurfy;40250880]Needs option to post on facepunch "im ded"[/QUOTE]
(user was banned for this post - RIP)
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40251201]hah, as if anyone would care.[/QUOTE]
But if smurfy died we would have to elect a new pun master.
[QUOTE=Desuh;40250891]Garry will die in your lifetime :([/QUOTE]
[t]http://imgkk.com/i/98wt.png[/t]
What if I fake my own death?
[QUOTE=Pandamox;40250444]Facebook needs this feature. I have a few friends on facebook that have passed and still seeing their facebook page open and things like their last status update / photos etc. is really, really unsettling.
example, i have a girl on my facebook who passed away from leukemia, and her last post was "Happy mothers day mom. I donno what i would do if u werent here by my side helping me through everything. I love you mom ♥" it's unsettling as fuck[/QUOTE]
Facebook has a policy if you report the account as deceased to facebook they'll close it down or leave it to family members and they decide what happens
finally don't need this anymore
[img]http://www.incrediblethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Delete-My-Browser-History-Medicalert-Bracelet.jpg[/img]
This is actually really nice of Google.
[QUOTE=smurfy;40251368][t]http://imgkk.com/i/98wt.png[/t][/QUOTE]
Not realistic enough, Scotland hasn't been liberated and merged into Little Britain.
[QUOTE=Rageblood;40251457]What if I fake my own death?[/QUOTE]
You get permabanned for "dead" until you tell someone in the RC that you're still alive.
[QUOTE=PieClock;40250520]I think I'll just leave it as it is. I want to leave as much shit as I can in this world before I die. :v:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/GSDRQJ9.jpg[/img]
REMEMBER ME
[QUOTE=Pandamox;40250444]Facebook needs this feature. I have a few friends on facebook that have passed and still seeing their facebook page open and things like their last status update / photos etc. is really, really unsettling.
example, i have a girl on my facebook who passed away from leukemia, and her last post was "Happy mothers day mom. I donno what i would do if u werent here by my side helping me through everything. I love you mom ♥" it's unsettling as fuck[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=S31-Syntax;40250616]Former classmate died in a car crash and facebook still fucking posts "Deceased Anon likes this!" all the time.[/QUOTE]
You guys should look into Facebook memorial pages. Contact family members and tell them to submit a [url=https://www.facebook.com/help/150486848354038/]request for memorialization[/url].
Done this. Set it to send my train porn to my little sister.
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;40252311]Done this. Set it to send my train porn to my little sister.[/QUOTE]
How old is she right now? [del]I am going to plot your murder so that after your death, your train porn goes straight to her[/del]
That would suck if you lost access to the internet for an extended period of time.
Like if you became homeless and no library would let you in.
Of course that's probably not going to happen.
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;40252557]That would suck if you lost access to the internet for an extended period of time.
Like if you became homeless and no library would let you in.
Of course that's probably not going to happen.[/QUOTE]
I set mine to a year of inactivity with a 3 month notice before deletion, I'll also keep a note about it somewhere to remind me to disable it in case I know I'll be gone that long
[QUOTE=Desuh;40250891]Garry will die in your lifetime :([/QUOTE]
you will die in your lifetime
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;40252964]you will die in your lifetime[/QUOTE]
Nuh uh, I'll be dead before then.
[QUOTE=theaceattourney;40249994]Now dying men will have no fears that their family will find out about their porn addiction.[/QUOTE]
You can choose to have data shared with people instead of deleted - now imagine if you accidentally selected the wrong one.
I'm definitely deleting my account when I die. My heart stops every time my mom uses my computer even for a second.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;40251290](user was banned for this post - RIP)[/QUOTE]
(user was banned for this post - get a blog)
[QUOTE=smurfy;40250880]Needs option to post on facepunch "im ded"[/QUOTE]
I remember when a Facepuncher died, and all his forum accounts showed he was logged in 12 hours later... his parents were probably looking on his computer to figure out why he died :(
b..but my porn collection IS my legacy..
[quote][b]Inactive Account Manager is not available for your account.[/b]
You are trying to access Inactive Account Manager from a Google Apps Account. Inactive Account Manager is only available for Google Accounts.[/quote]
Shit I better not die before they enable this for gapps
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