• Swiss topple U.S. as most competitive Economy
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I do not want to be in a civil war.
Switzerland is awesome, Lake Lucerne is the shit.
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;17200075]i actually remember each eastern european country based on it's proximity to Ukraine because Ukraine produced Gogol Bordello and STALKER and so my mind automatically absorbs any Ukraine-related information[/QUOTE] It's got all the crazy of Russia squeezed into a tiny little itty bitty country.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200033]How are sweden and switzerland similar in name anyway? That isn't it at all, they're just the same fuckin place. Just like the Ukraine is the same as Russia only smaller and more timid.[/QUOTE] No. Sweden is a Scandinavian country, Switzerland is in central Europe.
[QUOTE=maniac;17200103]No. Sweden is a Scandinavian country, Switzerland is in central Europe.[/QUOTE] Nobody cares they are the same place.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200117]Nobody cares they are the same place.[/QUOTE] Lawyers aint got shit on geography bitch
You got it.
[QUOTE=RAG Frag;17200126]Lawyers aint got shit on geography bitch[/QUOTE] Australia is in a different hemisphere than britain but they're still the same goddamn thing.
Sweden and Switzerland may have similar economic policies but they aren't related like Russia and Ukraine.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200135]Australia is in a different hemisphere than britain but they're still the same goddamn thing.[/QUOTE] no Australia is way more racist and silly
They walk the same walk and talk the same talk. Except one country looks like a cock.
[QUOTE=maniac;17200166]Sweden and Switzerland may have similar economic policies but they aren't related like Russia and Ukraine.[/QUOTE] wait so does that mean that if Russia invades Ukraine, it will count as incest?
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;17200182]no Australia is way more racist and silly[/QUOTE] Don't they call gay people poofters or something? That seems like an entirely silly slur to me. Queer and faggot sound way more harmful than poofter. Poofter sounds like a soft, cuddly teddy bear or something.
also Ukrainians are much more subtle and refined about their facial hair whilst russians just dont give no fuck [editline]03:34PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Lankist;17200222]Don't they call gay people poofters or something? That seems like an entirely silly slur to me. Queer and faggot sound way more harmful than poofter. Poofter sounds like a soft, cuddly teddy bear or something.[/QUOTE] yeah but faggot means cigarette over there and queer still just means something that is unusual GET WITH THE TIMES BRITAIN seriously if someone used queer to mean "weird" around me i would just fucking laugh all goddamned day what are you thinking man
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200195]They walk the same walk and talk the same talk. Except one country looks like a cock.[/QUOTE] Whatever champ.
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[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;17200226]also Ukrainians are much more subtle and refined about their facial hair whilst russians just dont give no fuck [editline]03:34PM[/editline] yeah but faggot means cigarette over there and queer still just means something that is unusual GET WITH THE TIMES BRITAIN seriously if someone used queer to mean "weird" around me i would just fucking laugh all goddamned day what are you thinking man[/QUOTE] Yeah but poofter? Really?
[QUOTE=:smug:;17195111]Being Switzerland![/QUOTE] News just in! Switzerland is Switzerland!
lawyers suck
[QUOTE=Conscript;17200414]lawyers suck[/QUOTE] No you suck lawyers. [editline]05:44PM[/editline] chicka bow wow
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200424]No you suck lawyers. [editline]05:44PM[/editline] chicka bow wow[/QUOTE] oh you. do you do this in court?
[QUOTE=Conscript;17200486]oh you. do you do this in court?[/QUOTE] I don't go in court.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200517]I don't go in court.[/QUOTE] What do you do? Give legal advice?
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200373]Yeah but poofter? Really?[/QUOTE] man I ain't justifying it, I'm just putting it into context British English as a whole is ridiculous (probably) True Fact: books take longer to write over there because of all the extra vowels
[QUOTE=Conscript;17200534]What do you do? Give legal advice?[/QUOTE] I'm a legal researcher and writer, like the vast majority of lawyers. For every lawyer that goes into the courtroom there's five lawyers that do the wetwork for him. The prior is the charismatic presenter, the latter is the base of knowledge.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200623]I'm a legal researcher and writer, like the vast majority of lawyers. For every lawyer that goes into the courtroom there's five lawyers that do the wetwork for him. The prior is the charismatic presenter, the latter is the base of knowledge.[/QUOTE] what an awful job.
[QUOTE=Conscript;17200633]what an awful job.[/QUOTE] And I suppose your job is trying to (and failing at) growing potatoes and wheat for a dying country.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200623]I'm a legal researcher and writer, like the vast majority of lawyers. For every lawyer that goes into the courtroom there's five lawyers that do the wetwork for him. The prior is the charismatic presenter, the latter is the base of knowledge.[/QUOTE] So you're a base of knowledge.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17200644]And I suppose your job is trying to (and failing at) growing potatoes and wheat for a dying country.[/QUOTE] i don't get it
[QUOTE=5150Luke;17200647]So you're a base of knowledge.[/QUOTE] I and the other people who I work with are a base of knowledge. I get paid to sit in a room reading very lengthy and awkwardly worded legislation, precedence and court transcripts all day and then compiling the findings for whomever the client, or his attorney, is. [editline]06:15PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Conscript;17200779]i don't get it[/QUOTE] Russia.
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