Make your meat taste and look like meat: Company releases new bacon-flavored condoms
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[QUOTE=Justjake274;40091155]I never got flavored condoms
there are no taste buds in the vagina and a blowjob with a condom on is silly[/QUOTE]
Theres condoms that taste bad for oral. And even if you remove them they leave a stench of plastic or something.
Now saltier than the semen that yor special one would have glugged down!
Ugh, I never got the whole obsession with bacon.
It's ok I guess, but only when it's not crispy.
I still don't understand the big fuss with bacon. It's nice and all but people go on like it's a godsend.
"Three latex condoms, one delicious strip of bacon!"
Do they actually put a strip of bacon in there or do they mean the dick
[QUOTE=Maloof?;40092773]Without going too in-depth given that some people may be eating dinner or breakfast, you must remember that there are all sorts of glands and natural lubricants and whatnot doing their thing down there.
I'd argue that it very much doesn't taste like just skin[/QUOTE]
If it's clean, it really just tastes like skin 'till the juices start flowing.
Not sure why anyone would want to blow a guy who's not clean, but obviously that would change things.
I'd kill for a taco condom tbh
This is nothing new. I've been wrapping bacon around my breakfast sausage for years.
[QUOTE=gamefreek76;40092256]I don't really understand the bacon obsession in America. Sure, it's tasty for being such a low tier meat, but it's trash compared to something like prime rib or just steak in general.[/QUOTE]
because bacon is an extremely versatile meat due to the way it's butchered and processed. you can't make desserts out of steak. you can't crumble steak in any meaningful way to add texture to various dishes like salads and pastas etc. bacon can be chewy or crispy, salty or sweet or savory, it can wrap things, it can be stuffed into things, without any sort of serious effort involved. sure you can butterfly a steak, but it's a bitch to do properly for effectively no payoff.
bacon is a meat for artists. for creative minds. for the inspired. bacon is simply incredible.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;40095158] you can't make desserts out of steak. [/QUOTE]
People make desserts out of bacon? What?
[QUOTE=Omali;40095091]This is nothing new. I've been wrapping bacon around my breakfast sausage for years.[/QUOTE]
i prefer to wrap pancakes around mine
They've missed a brilliant marketing slogan opportunity:
[I]"Give her/him your meat"
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[QUOTE=Suttles;40095328]i prefer to wrap pancakes around mine[/QUOTE]
I prefer to eat it with Tabasco sauce.
Okay, the bacon thing was funny in a few areas here and there, but I really don't see this obsession for bacon. Sure its nice to have and can be used in a lot of foods, but that doesn't explain the whole WOO BACON thing. Big deal, its bacon. Just eat it and shut up.
[QUOTE=Gmod4ever;40091397]Maybe for you.
Now, I can't speak with any experience, but I can't imagine a penis tasting that great to suck on. I imagine the flavored condom isn't so much for the receiver of the blowjob, but more the giver.
Not everything's about you, you know. Besides, if it tastes like something your partner enjoys, it may even make them more receptive to giving head. Just be careful they don't forget they're not enjoying the real thing and start biting down...[/QUOTE]
I only suck dick when I am horny
[QUOTE=Desuh;40095188]People make desserts out of bacon? What?[/QUOTE]
i made peanut butter cups with bacon inside them, they're fucking [I][B]spectacular[/B][/I]
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i've eaten peanut butter and bacon pizza before, it is amazing.
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[editline]30th March 2013[/editline]
candied bacon covered in chocolate, delicious. banana bacon fudge, delicious. bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers, delicious.
trust brickinhead on this
he knows his bacon
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;40095158]you can't crumble steak in any meaningful way to add texture to various dishes like salads and pastas etc.[/QUOTE]
I would like to introduce you to a revolutionary new product called ground beef
Next up: Doritos Locos Condoms.
So what if your significant other's vegetarian?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40096992]I would like to introduce you to a revolutionary new product called ground beef[/QUOTE]
ground beef has awful gritty texture, nowhere near the crisp crunch of bacon. not even remotely comparable
[QUOTE=Zeke129;40096992]I would like to introduce you to a revolutionary new product called ground beef[/QUOTE]
It's boring compared to bacon, unless you add lots of spices/seasoning to it.
[QUOTE=Jacen;40097078]Next up: Doritos Locos Condoms.[/QUOTE]
Don't give 'em ideas
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;40097153]So what if your significant other's vegetarian?[/QUOTE]
That's where condoms with banana flavor would be used.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;40097153]So what if your significant other's vegetarian?[/QUOTE]
the benefit of bacon lube is that it's actually vegan
[QUOTE=Bytecry;40092831]I still don't understand the big fuss with bacon. It's nice and all but people go on like it's a godsend.[/QUOTE]
I think it's just because of how well it compliments breakfast foods. In the morning I think it's amazing, but if I eat it by itself, it's just "meh"
[QUOTE=Desuh;40095188]People make desserts out of bacon? What?[/QUOTE]
Welcome to Denny's.
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[QUOTE]Taste the meat, not the heat.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=axelord157;40089205]This is all a ploy to stop Muslims from procreating; I call conspiracy![/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=V3nom;40089437]OH MAN GUYS BACON XD
I'm kind of surprised this fetishization of bacon hasn't run its course yet. I mean, I'll fully admit that I like bacon, but this is just stupid.[/QUOTE]
I think it's because it started as an inside joke with a lot of people before it became "a thing". It didn't take off like Harlem Shake did or most other memes, it was much more subtle. I admit it's not that amusing anymore, but I don't think I'll ever think it's stupid.
[QUOTE=Justjake274;40091155]I never got flavored condoms
there are no taste buds in the vagina and a blowjob with a condom on is silly[/QUOTE]
not if you don't want to get dick sick.
[QUOTE=BrickInHead;40097170]ground beef has awful gritty texture[/QUOTE]
stop buying cheap ground beef and get ground chuck instead
Well, I know where I'm buying my condoms from now on.
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