• Guy banned from darts for looking like Jesus
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he was banned for our sins
he looks nothing like Willem Dafoe...
[QUOTE=Bumgall;43088356]Semitics, Persians, and Assyrians exist too.[/QUOTE] Not to mention that thanks to long-lasting greek and roman occupations there was a fair amount of european genes floating around in the region as well which people tend to forget. [QUOTE=Coffee;43090495]I thought most people agreed that he really looked like this:[/QUOTE] That's a fairly recent image of him and the frescoes and icons of europeanized jesus have had a longer-lasting impact on his image at least in the christian circles than the scientific estimate on what he probably would've looked like given the ethnic makeup of the region at the time. The whole "european jesus" thing is kind of silly but since there hasn't been any "definite" face of jesus many cultures have adopted an image of him that appeals to them like IIRC in Ethiopia among christians there it's popular to depict Jesus as a black african-like figure even if it might be scientifically as inaccurate as the europeanized version.
I don't get it. I see people who look like Jesus walking down the street [I]every single day[/I] and they've never had a problem. It seems to be a pretty popular look.
[QUOTE=autodesknoob;43088161]jesus isnt even confirmed as a real person.[/QUOTE] Jesus is just as confirmed as Half Life 3.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088297]Considering his father was god, he could be purple for all we know.[/QUOTE] Holy fuck, please stop. Jesus was born in an [B]arab country[/B]. Unless he was albino or some shit, you're starting up a riot for no good reason.
[QUOTE=Crazy;43100623]Holy fuck, please stop. Jesus was born in an [B]arab country[/B]. Unless he was albino or some shit, you're starting up a riot for no good reason.[/QUOTE] The Arabs didn't live in Judea at the time. In fact no Arabs settled there in any significant numbers up until the 7th-8th centuries.
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43101580]The Arabs didn't live in Judea at the time. In fact no Arabs settled there in any significant numbers up until the 7th-8th centuries.[/QUOTE] But isn't the son of Abraham, Ishmael, considered to be the father of the Arabs?
[QUOTE=Sobotnik;43101580]The Arabs didn't live in Judea at the time. In fact no Arabs settled there in any significant numbers up until the 7th-8th centuries.[/QUOTE] He wasn't even Arab, he was Semitic. Still not white.
...obi...obi wan?
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;43090734]Guys, who the hell cares what Jesus looked like?[/QUOTE] Because if Jesus is white then so is his Father and that means white is best. But not really.
[QUOTE=gokiyono;43088297]Considering his father was god, he could be purple for all we know.[/QUOTE] if god wanted to send his son and have him fit in with everyone around, why would he make him look significantly different than others? why is it such a huge deal that Jesus most likely wasn't white? [editline]8th December 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=GeeOhDee;43107736]Because if [B]Jesus is white then so is his Father[/B] and that means white is best. But not really.[/QUOTE] not really, I repeat the question I asked above.
[QUOTE=barttool;43108519]if god wanted to send his son and have him fit in with everyone around, why would he make him look significantly different than others? why is it such a huge deal that Jesus most likely wasn't white? [editline]8th December 2013[/editline] not really, I repeat the question I asked above.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure that the Bible describes him as an average looking man. Nothing outstanding in appearance, just your average joe.
guys guys guys, you forget god is black [t]http://ionetheurbandaily.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/morgan-freeman-god.jpg[/t]
Jesus can't even relax and play some darts :(
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