A mother gives birth to a thirteen pound, twelve ounce baby at Mercy Hospital

[Bleach Qeef]

Thats going to be one big ass kid holy shit.

Shaq 2. I should ask this kid at my school how much he weighed as baby. He's only 6'2 but good god is he ginormous. Wide as a house, 350+lbs, biggests hands i've ever seen and wears size 20 shoes.

[FreakySoup]

"Woah, Doc, this is heavy."

[Daniel Smith]

Like mother like son.

[Bones85]

Lord, have Mercy!

[Chonch]

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Mercy is an extremely common hospital name. We have five in Iowa alone.

[Flash]

Boys grab the shotguns we got ourselves a tank to hunt ....

[ultra_bright]

Woah...just imagine taking a 13 pound shit.

I bet that's what it must have felt like only A LOT more painful.

[davethestoner]

Damn thats a huge baby. Sucks though i'm sure her love life will never be quite the same.

[Køleskab]

Obesity problem reaches a new high. Babies now born fat! More at 11.

[SammySung]

She'll probably be grabbin' pills.

[Sobek-]

There's nothing particularly strange about that baby I say... I mean, he's just fat. But so's the mother and she probably just ate a truckload of Big Macs during the pregnancy. All the Big Mac meat juices were likely siphoned off by the babby in her fat gut and voilà, fat newborns.

[spaceghost]

Jesus christ, it weighed 12 lbs, 4 ounces more than me when I was born, I was 1 lb 8 ounces :/

[The Epidemic]

. . . a friend of mine was 14 pounds. She had to be delivered by C-Section or something.

[:v:]

"Now you can add wonder woman to that list" No. More like I can now add fat cunt.

[Chris M]

One word:

DAYUM