• Woman makes plans to marry a building
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now we're going to have congress legislate about my right to marry a building goddammit look at the pandora's box you've just opened woman
Good for them. I hope their marriage is [i]structurally sound.[/i]
This actually isn't that weird for Seattle. We have an alleyway covered entirely in chewed gum.
I'd love to know how it's possible for people to marry...things. I mean what the fuck? How can you marry an animal when it can't voice it's opinion, or a building when it's not a living thing? They must do this so [i]normal[/i] people can have a good laugh.
Well, corporations [I]are[/I] people...
I'd hate to be her when that building has erectile dysfunction.
This is a massive gimmick.
[QUOTE=xxfalconxx;34430665]reminds me of that crazy lady who married the Eiffel tower. God that was disturbing.[/QUOTE] I remember posting that video. SHe was humping the tower with school children only a few feet away.
Fuck it I'm marrying a plate of spaghetti.
Why? What the hell why? How do you get off on a building?
[QUOTE=crackberry;34434345]Why? What the hell why? How do you get off on a building?[/QUOTE] You jump.
That's not the first case of weird marriage. There was a tree and a mirror too, as far as I can remember. What's funny is that we allow people to marry with objects and plants or even with themselves, but we don't allow them to marry with someone of the same sex. Because fuck logic.
The children... [img]http://f.cl.ly/items/0P3v391s2B1H1b2V2A3y/guy_screaming1.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34434969]For anyone who is curious about the Eiffel Tower marriage... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93Q_RruQJY[/media][/QUOTE] she has to be kidding
[QUOTE=JUOPPO;34431453]I wonder what the sex would be like..[/QUOTE] painful and gritty ........... [QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34434969]For anyone who is curious about the Eiffel Tower marriage... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93Q_RruQJY[/media][/QUOTE] 0_0 im gonna go over here now "runs"
I want to marry a bar of gold.
Alright time for some great girl on building action.
All the power too her. Hope the honeymoon is structuraly sound.
[QUOTE=J!NX;34430767]Gay's can't marry, but a woman and building can? what the fuck?[/QUOTE] Gays are eroding the foundation of marriage, they're a threat to its structural integrity and must be stopped
Even the Japanese hasn't come up with a marriage this odd.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34434969]For anyone who is curious about the Eiffel Tower marriage... [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h93Q_RruQJY[/media][/QUOTE] It must be really odd, looking at someone's bow and think "this probably has vaginal fluid all over it." Kinda makes me wonder about all those bows you find lying about in RPG's.
I wonder what their children will look like...
I feel like she is just trying to be a attention whore
How the hell can you legally marry a building? [QUOTE=MenteR;34432006]i wonder if the building fits inside her ass [editline]28th January 2012[/editline] because i heard the vagina can only take up to 15 cm. [B]maybe she can fit the building on her asshole and live up with doing anal.[/B][/QUOTE] I vaguely remember something along those lines being posted in the Weirdest Boner thread.
[QUOTE=J!NX;34430767]Gay's can't marry, but a woman and building can? what the fuck?[/QUOTE] Well, yeah, no shit. If we let gays marry, what's next? Marrying buildings?
As weird as it seems she has every right to do it in my opinion.
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;34442759]Even the Japanese hasn't come up with a marriage this odd.[/QUOTE] Didn't someone marry an anime character a couple of years ago? And I'd bet someone's tried to marry a robot over there.
That's it. This country is officially fucked.
knew she was ugly before i clicked the link
[QUOTE=Rents;34454652]Didn't someone marry an anime character a couple of years ago? And I'd bet someone's tried to marry a robot over there.[/QUOTE] Actually, there was a [url=http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/816601-man-marries-pillow]Korean man[/url] [url=http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/10/korean-man-marries-pillow_n_494122.html]who married[/url] [url=http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10467791-71.html]an anime pillow.[/url] [img]http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/09/article-1268130775880-08A44469000005DC-332310_636x513.jpg[/img]
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