[QUOTE=Swilly;29603741]I still get called one for being proud of the current Germany :colbert:
FUCK Backwater America, they're either neonazies or still gloating over WWII which they won with numbers not tactics.[/QUOTE]
Hitler was a great politician and a fucking terrible general. Thank goodness for that.
Fuck it, I'm moving to Europe.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29603772]Hitler was a great politician and a fucking terrible general. Thank goodness for that.[/QUOTE]
Heinz Guderian and the other Generals were so much better. They lost so much land so quickly in Russia as soon as Guderian was pulled from the Officer Corps.
[QUOTE=Swilly;29603586]German:+50%Wartime Badassery -75%Diplomatic Ability -100%Humor[/QUOTE]
+50% of losing wars.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;29604171]+50% of losing wars.[/QUOTE]
True :v:
What about Nigerians
Norwegians -5 talkativeness, +5 skiing, +15 blondeness, +100 death metal
[editline]4th May 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;29607037]What about Nigerians[/QUOTE]
+1 000 000 dollars, +57 princesses, +7 bankers
Jewish people: -20% height +50% business sense +20% intelligence +30% human rights violations -40% sporting ability
[sp]dont take this too seriously[/sp]
+1000 nose
[QUOTE=Pace.;29607254]Jewish people: -20% height +50% business sense +20% intelligence +30% human rights violations -40% sporting ability
[sp]dont take this too seriously[/sp][/QUOTE]
nope that was a pretty shit attempt at anti-semitism
i'm guessing you aren't a jew we usually are better at anti-semitism than other people are
I am a Jewatheist, does it work for me?
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;29607279]I am a Jewatheist, does it work for me?[/QUOTE]
yes the nose was spot-on
[QUOTE=thisispain;29607277]nope that was a pretty shit attempt at anti-semitism
i'm guessing you aren't a jew we usually are better at anti-semitism than other people are[/QUOTE]
then by all means give us a new and improved stereotype
[QUOTE=Pace.;29607295]then by all means give us a new and improved stereotype[/QUOTE]
[url]http://religiousfreaks.com/israeli-anti-semitic-cartoon-contest/[/url]
they do it better, and they are israeli jews, how wacky is that
Finland
-Strenght +50
-Perception +20
-Endurance +75
-Charisma +5
-Intellegience +10
-Agility -20
-Luck -100
Special traits:
-Alcoholic (very common, includes heavy-handed perk, +30 strenght, +15 charisma, -1500 intellegience)
-Bear warfare
-Sauna (+50 endurance, +50 stamina)
-Hate Sweden
-Norway is a bro
-Suicide specialist
-Christianity -4000
Perks:
-Snack Bar fighter (+55 endurance)
-Lazy jobless user of wellfare (+50 income)
-Wife-beater
-Turku
Italian:
+50 grease
+20 bodyhair
-50 driving skill
-100 following rules
+80 corruption and subterfuge
+50 cooking (+200 when pasta or pizza)
+50 pussy-pulling when in another country
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;29597607]Hell if Piers got a broadcasting job there any brit can.
[editline]3rd May 2011[/editline]
Poland: +10 alcoholism -20 teeth +50 Getting constantly invaded[/QUOTE]
Invaded? :smug:
wtf has this thread turn into
[QUOTE=angelangel;29608326]wtf has this thread turn into[/QUOTE]
+5 Nostalgia, +15 humor, -2 repetitiveness.
Dang it can't think up of any stats for Lithuania :v:
Americans:
+5000 self-confidence
+10,000 explosions
+30 country music
+50 rock
+40/-1000 intelligence (Depending on where they fall on the political spectrum)
-30 education
+60 fuck yeah factor
I feel like I definitely learned this in high school bio, something about how the cell receptors are different shapes than normal and the AIDS can't fit into it.
[QUOTE=Nirocity;29609387]New zealand
-60 speech
+500 sheep[/QUOTE]
+ 100% Peter Jackson
go make a thread about racial role playing stats damn
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29597144]Unless you're British in which case [b]-10 fashion sense[/b] -50 cooking[/QUOTE]
So true.
All I see nowadays in Britain is a bunch of faggots wearing hoodies.
[QUOTE=thisispain;29607277]nope that was a pretty shit attempt at anti-semitism
i'm guessing you aren't a jew we usually are better at anti-semitism than other people are[/QUOTE]
barter +50
how was that
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