• Europeans more resitant to AIDS
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[QUOTE=Swilly;29603741]I still get called one for being proud of the current Germany :colbert: FUCK Backwater America, they're either neonazies or still gloating over WWII which they won with numbers not tactics.[/QUOTE] Hitler was a great politician and a fucking terrible general. Thank goodness for that.
Fuck it, I'm moving to Europe.
[QUOTE=archangel125;29603772]Hitler was a great politician and a fucking terrible general. Thank goodness for that.[/QUOTE] Heinz Guderian and the other Generals were so much better. They lost so much land so quickly in Russia as soon as Guderian was pulled from the Officer Corps.
[QUOTE=Swilly;29603586]German:+50%Wartime Badassery -75%Diplomatic Ability -100%Humor[/QUOTE] +50% of losing wars.
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;29604171]+50% of losing wars.[/QUOTE] True :v:
What about Nigerians
Norwegians -5 talkativeness, +5 skiing, +15 blondeness, +100 death metal [editline]4th May 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Ignhelper;29607037]What about Nigerians[/QUOTE] +1 000 000 dollars, +57 princesses, +7 bankers
Jewish people: -20% height +50% business sense +20% intelligence +30% human rights violations -40% sporting ability [sp]dont take this too seriously[/sp]
+1000 nose
[QUOTE=Pace.;29607254]Jewish people: -20% height +50% business sense +20% intelligence +30% human rights violations -40% sporting ability [sp]dont take this too seriously[/sp][/QUOTE] nope that was a pretty shit attempt at anti-semitism i'm guessing you aren't a jew we usually are better at anti-semitism than other people are
I am a Jewatheist, does it work for me?
[QUOTE=Spetzaz;29607279]I am a Jewatheist, does it work for me?[/QUOTE] yes the nose was spot-on
[QUOTE=thisispain;29607277]nope that was a pretty shit attempt at anti-semitism i'm guessing you aren't a jew we usually are better at anti-semitism than other people are[/QUOTE] then by all means give us a new and improved stereotype
[QUOTE=Pace.;29607295]then by all means give us a new and improved stereotype[/QUOTE] [url]http://religiousfreaks.com/israeli-anti-semitic-cartoon-contest/[/url] they do it better, and they are israeli jews, how wacky is that
Finland -Strenght +50 -Perception +20 -Endurance +75 -Charisma +5 -Intellegience +10 -Agility -20 -Luck -100 Special traits: -Alcoholic (very common, includes heavy-handed perk, +30 strenght, +15 charisma, -1500 intellegience) -Bear warfare -Sauna (+50 endurance, +50 stamina) -Hate Sweden -Norway is a bro -Suicide specialist -Christianity -4000 Perks: -Snack Bar fighter (+55 endurance) -Lazy jobless user of wellfare (+50 income) -Wife-beater -Turku
Italian: +50 grease +20 bodyhair -50 driving skill -100 following rules +80 corruption and subterfuge +50 cooking (+200 when pasta or pizza) +50 pussy-pulling when in another country
Built up an immunity :smug:
[QUOTE=Dlaor-guy;29598784]Dutch: +100 length[/QUOTE] +30 weed growing yield. +20 stoned tourist in Amsterdam.
[QUOTE=MachiniOs;29597607]Hell if Piers got a broadcasting job there any brit can. [editline]3rd May 2011[/editline] Poland: +10 alcoholism -20 teeth +50 Getting constantly invaded[/QUOTE] Invaded? :smug:
wtf has this thread turn into
[QUOTE=angelangel;29608326]wtf has this thread turn into[/QUOTE] +5 Nostalgia, +15 humor, -2 repetitiveness.
Dang it can't think up of any stats for Lithuania :v:
Americans: +5000 self-confidence +10,000 explosions +30 country music +50 rock +40/-1000 intelligence (Depending on where they fall on the political spectrum) -30 education +60 fuck yeah factor
I feel like I definitely learned this in high school bio, something about how the cell receptors are different shapes than normal and the AIDS can't fit into it.
[QUOTE=Cree8ive;29598890]Chinese: +80 cooking, +50 efficieny, +30 intelligence, -150 diplomacy :v:[/QUOTE] -25 penis size.
New zealand -60 speech +500 sheep
[QUOTE=Nirocity;29609387]New zealand -60 speech +500 sheep[/QUOTE] + 100% Peter Jackson
go make a thread about racial role playing stats damn
[QUOTE=Zeke129;29597144]Unless you're British in which case [b]-10 fashion sense[/b] -50 cooking[/QUOTE] So true. All I see nowadays in Britain is a bunch of faggots wearing hoodies.
[QUOTE=thisispain;29607277]nope that was a pretty shit attempt at anti-semitism i'm guessing you aren't a jew we usually are better at anti-semitism than other people are[/QUOTE] barter +50 how was that
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