How Twilight made Forks, Washington become overrun with retards - Polidicks

And sometime later, my mom is taking me there... Thank god I have my "Twilight series sucks" shirt.

Them damn vampires are a menace. Genocide anyone? [B]EDIT:[/B] The books aren't even good. Speaking in literary terms, they really suck.

I think MrRelys means 1. Attract Twilight fanks. 2. Dig giant pit. 3 PROFIT!!!

[QUOTE=mateo10w;16028900] we used to play forks in all sports all the time. [/QUOTE] :v:

It would appear that he has his words switched.

[QUOTE=Turrngait;16029215]Maybe If I pretend this is funny people will think I'm smart! :fuckyou:[/QUOTE] or maybe we REALLY DO find it funny because we ARE smart?

[QUOTE=pointyface;16029017]Hmmm, they should profit off it[/QUOTE] I think they are.

[QUOTE=demoniclemon;16029229]And sometime later, my mom is taking me there... Thank god I have my "Twilight series sucks" shirt.[/QUOTE] We need the Winner rating back more than ever.

Fuck, we all know the reasons why this is a shit book, movie, etc, But honestly? This is to much? A cult, thousands of sights, And putting face-punch in? Fuck, I want to punch S.Meyer in the face, then the twi-tards, OH HELL, ITS ON NOW!

[QUOTE=Void Skull;16028851]Once Facepunch goes mainstream in New Moon... ... [i]God help us all.[/i][/QUOTE] I've built a bomb shelter large enough for at least seven other blue members. Those rich folk mods and garry have their command bunker, and golds can always retreat to their forums. I've also stocked my shelter with all the weapons and equipment necesarry to build and defend a large fortification. We can ride out the storm there, if we follow my defensive plans to the letter. Gentlemen, I don't rate much for our chances. Contact your families.

Forks still is and always will be a hippy town to me. If you've ever been to Forks before the Twilight craze (I doubt many of you have, but I have since I live very close to it), then you'd know how much of a hippy town it was. I laughed at Forks then. I laugh at it even more now. And then I cry due to my proximity and the fact we get Twilight tourists also.

I live like right next to forks. I'll grab the flame thrower.

[QUOTE=MS-DOS4;16029877]I live like right next to forks. I'll grab the flame thrower.[/QUOTE] I'll get the pitchForks. :rimshot:

[QUOTE=Galenus;16029815]I've built a bomb shelter large enough for at least seven other blue members. Those rich folk mods and garry have their command bunker, and golds can always retreat to their forums. I've also stocked my shelter with all the weapons and equipment necesarry to build and defend a large fortification. We can ride out the storm there, if we follow my defensive plans to the letter. Gentlemen, I don't rate much for our chances. Contact your families.[/QUOTE] I have a zombie shelter that may also help. It's built on stilts because zombies are too stupid to climb things. Same goes for twitards, so we should all be safe there. I can hold ten people indefinitely providing the vegetable garden doesn't fail.

[QUOTE=PS360;16028660][url]http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2009/jul/13/twilight-vampires-forks-washington-state[/url] [URL=http://img188.imageshack.us/i/thethreeriversforestc00.jpg/][IMG]http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9539/thethreeriversforestc00.jpg[/IMG][/URL][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i31.tinypic.com/33fgx3n.gif[/IMG] Budd Dwyer knows how I feel.

TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img] Don't judge me I am perfectly normal for loving twilight. [editline]12:07AM[/editline] *Holds up shield*

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16030005]TWILIGHT IS AWESOME!!! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/smile.gif[/img] Don't judge me I am perfectly normal for loving twilight. [editline]12:07AM[/editline] *Holds up shield*[/QUOTE] no-one said you weren't normal we just said your taste in literature is disgustingly bad

[QUOTE=thisispain;16030019]no-one said you weren't normal we just said your taste in literature is disgustingly bad[/QUOTE] I read all of the books and watched the movie 6 times :)

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16030039]I read all of the books and watched the movie 6 times :)[/QUOTE] I've read Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man four times, and I've read Ulysses two times. suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it

[QUOTE=Galenus;16029815]I've built a bomb shelter large enough for at least seven other blue members. Those rich folk mods and garry have their command bunker, and golds can always retreat to their forums. I've also stocked my shelter with all the weapons and equipment necesarry to build and defend a large fortification. We can ride out the storm there, if we follow my defensive plans to the letter. Gentlemen, I don't rate much for our chances. Contact your families.[/QUOTE] They were infected, i killed them all. Anyway, i reserve one spot.

[QUOTE=Wakka;16029957]Budd Dwyer knows how I feel.[/QUOTE] That video is fucking disgusting. The blood streaming out of his nose does it for me.

Question, how many of you have read twilight?

my wife did, I called her a moron.

[QUOTE=RichardNixon;16030219]Question, how many of you have read twilight?[/QUOTE] yo [editline]09:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=mateo10w;16030222]my wife did, I called her a moron.[/QUOTE] this marriage is going great i can see

I call em like I see em. For whatever reason she was into it, I told her to check out Bram Stokers Dracula. Now that is a good book.

[QUOTE=Void Skull;16028851]Once Facepunch goes mainstream in New Moon... ... [i]God help us all.[/i][/QUOTE] We will have a fucking army of mods to help us eliminate the threat.

So they think there vampires? Thats good enough for me, time to call in blade. [img]http://iknowtheledge.com/images/2008/04/blade-trinity_snipes.jpg[/img]

Oh, cut them all up.

[QUOTE=madmanmad;16030483]So they think there vampires? Thats good enough for me, time to call in blade. [img]http://iknowtheledge.com/images/2008/04/blade-trinity_snipes.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] You obviously meant Van Helsing.

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