How Twilight made Forks, Washington become overrun with retards - Polidicks

I feel bad for all the poor [B]Fork[/B]ers.

Why feel bad for them? they're all money bags rich from selling stupid shit way over priced

[QUOTE=mateo10w;16030222]my wife did, I called her a moron.[/QUOTE] inc divorce anyone with me

[QUOTE=Turrngait;16028859]Too bad xkcd isn't funny.[/QUOTE] It's more a comic for people who know random stuff. Not just pure book smart intelligent, but actually intelligent.

[QUOTE=Void Skull;16028851]Once Facepunch goes mainstream in New Moon... ... [i]God help us all.[/i][/QUOTE] Honestly that comment really worries me. What the hell will happen here? Will we be able to fight off the 12 year old fan-bitches? Will we not be bothered at all? Or will Facepunch become Face-Sparkling-Vampire-Queen-Punch?

Yes, you do need to get the jokes for it to be funny.

[QUOTE=madmanmad;16030483]So they think there vampires? Thats good enough for me, time to call in blade. *Blade*[/QUOTE] This is too big a job for one man. [img]http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2135/vanhelsing1.jpg[/img]

Ahahaha holy shit, Blade vs Ed Cullen. I'd just hope he does that frenzied 6-kick-crotch-crusher like he did to that dude near the end of Blade 1. Kicked in the balls so hard he's launched across the room...

Well Garry in the Registration add DO YOU LIKE TWILIGHT, and if they put in YES and press Submit instant IP Ban.

[QUOTE=Xenomoose;16029329]or maybe we REALLY DO find it funny because we ARE smart?[/QUOTE] Would you like some denial with your delusion?

No, that might be too evil.

[QUOTE=AteBitLord;16030039]I read all of the books and watched the movie 6 times :)[/QUOTE] I'm reading The Road. Take that.

[QUOTE=Rapetacular;16028694]Terrifying. What if stephanie meyer wrote in one of her books to kill the president?[/QUOTE] The president is Obama. I say she should do it!

Hurr, Obama is a socialist so we gotta kill him, hurr hurr.

[img]http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2955/alucardtwilight.jpg[/img] I say Alucard instead of Blade. That way it'll be messier. Plus he'll probably rape Bella with a bayonet.

[QUOTE=Void Skull;16028851]Once Facepunch goes mainstream in New Moon... ... [i]God help us all.[/i][/QUOTE] Don't worry, we are Facepunchers. Although the number of fans are against us, we will stand together and fight back the Twilight oppression. [img]http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/6705/300wallpaperqcopy1680x1qs1.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=DeadMollusk;16032141][img]http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2955/alucardtwilight.jpg[/img] I say Alucard instead of Blade. That way it'll be messier. Plus he'll probably rape Bella with a bayonet.[/QUOTE] what a retarded comic

what kind of name is forks

You didn't see people rushing to New Zealand after seeing Lord of the Rings.

[QUOTE=TTS;16032736]You didn't see people rushing to New Zealand after seeing Lord of the Rings.[/QUOTE] lord of the rings was set in middle earth silly

[QUOTE=TTS;16032736]You didn't see people rushing to New Zealand after seeing Lord of the Rings.[/QUOTE] But you see, Twilight fans are batshit retarded and will do things like this whereas LotR fans have some level of intelligence.

[QUOTE=Prismatex;16030491]Oh, cut them all up.[/QUOTE] To quote our fellow Crackbone: [B]CUT 'EM UP![/B]

[QUOTE=fragmaplas;16032772]lord of the rings was set in middle earth silly[/QUOTE] But produced in NZ

That doesn't change anything. The story takes places in Middle Earth, not New Zealand. Shitlight takes place in Forks, Washington. Its not where the story was created, its where it takes place.

[QUOTE=Rapetacular;16028694]Terrifying. What if stephanie meyer wrote in one of her books to kill the president?[/QUOTE] BY JOVE I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING SIR. No, but seriously.

[QUOTE=Campin Carl;16033221]To quote our fellow Crackbone: [B]CUT 'EM UP![/B][/QUOTE] Got dem brain dawgs.

*thinks deeply in ways to abuse the authors ability to make teenage girls do what she tells them too so we can benefit from it.* Idea! Blow jobs helps grow vampire teeth :downs:

I doubt the residents are whining too much since business'll be booming.

Twilight needs [b]BANNING[/b]

[QUOTE=Caps lock;16034131]Twilight needs [b]BANNING[/b][/QUOTE] Why, if a bunch of idiots want to believe in sparkly vampires then let them do it.