How Twilight made Forks, Washington become overrun with retards - Polidicks

[QUOTE=famasfanalt;16062501]as soon as the movie goes live FP should go into lockdown and not letanyone else in just wait to it dies down. These are dark times indeed :ohdear:.[/QUOTE] Yeah. That's a great idea. No new members for like a month after the movie comes out.

:buddy:

I used to live a couple hours away from Forks.

itt a bunch of retards overreacting about something that's likely not going to happen

[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;16029913]I have a zombie shelter that may also help. It's built on stilts because zombies are too stupid to climb things. Same goes for twitards, so we should all be safe there. I can hold ten people indefinitely providing the vegetable garden doesn't fail.[/QUOTE] But what if they make it through the walnuts?

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/troll_slayer.png[/img]

The same unfunny XKCD comic... ten times!

I never actually thought we would get more than at the most 5 twilight fans on this site from the movie within a movie, but if that many twilight fans go to the city it was based in, I fear for the worst.

[QUOTE=Turrngait;16063684]The same unfunny XKCD comic... ten times![/QUOTE] Well it was funny the first time Then it got posted in every Twilight thread and now it sucks

[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/troll_slayer.png[/img] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Spam/troll alt of permabanned user" - verynicelady))[/highlight]

How many times is that going to be posted? It's mainly just trolling now but still.

We need to man the front and get some soldiers out there ready to defend.

[QUOTE=lazyguy;16061262][img]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v286/Medeo/xkcd.png[/img] Boom.[/QUOTE] This is a more accurate version.

Uhg. Twilight.

I live in Western Wahington, like 15 miles south of Seattle. Not sure how far from Forks. But my town has such a high density of Twitards it isn't even funny. There are maybe 2 girls in my whole school that aren't Twilight fans. It's so fucking irritating I want to punch someone and then feed their corpse to a military robot.

I think everyone should chill the fuck out about Twilight. Considering the places I frequent don't have too many Twilight fans, I'd say those who hate the series are even more annoying than those who love it. In fact, most the people I know who enjoy the book are good people that are fun to be around. If people want to enjoy bad literature, let them.

[QUOTE=BCell;16035012]I remember back during the Harry Potter craze. Now, we have one fad being replaced by another. Oh those vampires are getting a bad name from this.[/QUOTE] The fans are more mature

[QUOTE=mateo10w;16030222]my wife did, I called her a moron.[/QUOTE] More like a mor[i]mon[/i] ! dohohohoho. I did. Quite possibly the worst piece of "literature" I have ever read.

[QUOTE=Galenus;16029815]I've built a bomb shelter large enough for at least seven other blue members. Those rich folk mods and garry have their command bunker, and golds can always retreat to their forums. I've also stocked my shelter with all the weapons and equipment necesarry to build and defend a large fortification. We can ride out the storm there, if we follow my defensive plans to the letter. Gentlemen, I don't rate much for our chances. Contact your families.[/QUOTE] Don't leave me behind!!!! I want to live!!!!!

I think it's time to bring in the anti-twilight-vampire fans system that will blow them away literally

[QUOTE=Galenus;16029815]I've built a bomb shelter large enough for at least seven other blue members. Those rich folk mods and garry have their command bunker, and golds can always retreat to their forums. I've also stocked my shelter with all the weapons and equipment necesarry to build and defend a large fortification. We can ride out the storm there, if we follow my defensive plans to the letter. Gentlemen, I don't rate much for our chances. Contact your families.[/QUOTE] We can dig under them, come out of the ground and build our [b]own[/b] tripods. Except these will have 4 legs...

[QUOTE=Void Skull;16028851]Once Facepunch goes mainstream in New Moon... ... [i]God help us all.[/i][/QUOTE] Oh the mods will probably have a field day when that happens.

Boys, we have lost a town to the twifags. We must sound the bells of war once they flock here.

I have a feeling we're gonna go on a Twilight Fan killing spree. Ready your stakes and bathe your ammunition in holy water. We're gonna kill us some vampires and make their heads into hood ornaments for our cars.

[QUOTE=SpasticPinoy;16077987]I have a feeling we're gonna go on a Twilight Fan killing spree. Ready your stakes and bathe your ammunition in holy water. We're gonna kill us some vampires and make their heads into hood ornaments for our cars.[/QUOTE] :sigh:

[QUOTE=Kyle902;16029232]I think MrRelys means 1. Attract Twilight fanks. 2. Dig giant pit. 3 PROFIT!!![/QUOTE] Your lacking the ???s

On the new member registration form, there should be a question that says "are you a fan of the Twilight series?" Anyone that answers "yes" is automatically permabanned upon the creation of their account.

[QUOTE=Uberman77883;16077833]Boys, we have lost a town to the twifags. We must sound the bells of war once they flock here.[/QUOTE] Don't worry, it's just Forks. They can keep Forks. No one likes Forks anyways. Nothing to do there (other than beat the Twilight fans with a 2x4 :ahaw:)

[QUOTE=Rubs10;16076285]We can dig under them, come out of the ground and build our [b]own[/b] tripods. Except these will have 4 legs...[/QUOTE] And so will be less stable.

[QUOTE=Void Skull;16028851]Once Facepunch goes mainstream in New Moon... ... [i]God help us all.[/i][/QUOTE] Exactly. If such a small town like that gets so much traffic from Twilight fans, imagine what they're going to do to Facepunch, accessible through [URL=http://lmgtfy.com/?q=facepunch]a simple google search?[/URL] :ohdear: