How Twilight made Forks, Washington become overrun with retards

[PromiscuousPanc]

[QUOTE=Thlis;16030879]This is too big a job for one man.

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I believe you people are leaving out this man:

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[WebMD]

Jesus christ. I live really close to Forks, and have been there before the twitard invasion. Sadly, my sister's friend is one of them. It drives me insane. "ISN'T EDWARD THE BEEEEEEST?" she has a FUCKING LIFE SIZE POSTER OF EDWARD. ANd my sister, going to her birthday party, said that the twitard would kiss the FUCKING screen whenever shit-edward came on. I said i hate edward, punched in the gut, "I LUV EDWARD OMG HES SO COOLER THAN U." How's that for obsession?

[bobsmit]

[QUOTE=lum1naire;16030768]inc divorce

anyone with me[/QUOTE]

File divorce GO!

[Themage]

I have a Stronghold in Antarctica to hide in. Houses 300,000 but with the army of penguins I trained I have room enough for 15 people

[CrazyMoron]

God help us...

[kitthehacker]

I can get on the phone to Chuck Norris on the day, we should be ok.

[Samoht]

i use forks to eat with they aren't even a town??

[FingerSpazem]

Fuck, I have relatives in Forks that I visit, god dammit fucking hell fuck shiiiiit.

[adadadsd]

Dude, I live near Seattle, a few hours away, and it's bad enough there, i feel bad for the Forkians.

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I have a plan! Lets call in... THE WALRUS!

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[DarthStardust]

Oh shit I hope they don't come here when New Moon comes out. Hopefully they will just let it pass without thinking about it.
Though when it was announced.. that comment.
"WOW FACEPUNCH? LMAO WOW. THATS SO ORIGINAL YOUR SO GOOD"

[MarkG06]

Are you idiots still over reacting?

[Space Spam Squi]

They are.

[MC3craze]

:saddowns:

[reviewmad]

the author of the book seems to have mind control powers
quick overthrow her

[Kendra]

" that a local evangelist, Hallelujah Bill, has started preaching to fans about the dangers of becoming cult followers of the books"

THE IRONY.

[Literally]

Quick, let's troll the fuck out of the twilight boards!

But seriously, this fad is ending as soon as a new one starts.

[Ehanced_AI]

hehahahahahahahahhahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

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i cantjjj breathn

[MEDpak]

direct quote I saw on facebook [quote=spaz] OH EM GEE. IM GOING TO FORKS TOMORROW! bahahaahha :) yeah, be JEALOUS!!!! [/quote]