• Jennie Scott, Florida Woman, Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Boyfriend Over Bad Oral Sex
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[QUOTE=Tacosheller;39029502]I dunno about you guys but I think eating a girl out isn't all that bad really??? I enjoy it and if your girl's puss really smells like fish all the time that's bad hygiene[/QUOTE] I was about to post basically this exact same thing. It never smells or tastes like fish, sounds like you guys need to tell your partners to wash more often?
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;39026681]Licking a clitoris isn't really hard work and although I'm yet to suck a dick I can't imagine having your whole mouth occupied is really enjoyable at all[/QUOTE] sucking dick is enjoyable but if it's an especially big one your jaw can hurt after a while from being forced too far open [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] unless i'm doing something wrong
Clearly nobody on Facepunch has a girl who practises proper Hygeine.
[QUOTE=-Get_A_Life-;39028436] uh no, you peel it back when you shower, you peel it back when you're done peeing to make sure there's no piss left on it when using toilet paper and I'm pretty sure there are several more occasions I can't think of. If you don't, then your dong must be a mess.[/QUOTE] hey i didnt say it was the only time, i said for the most part. of course there are the brief moments during pissing and washing that it is also peeled back
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;39030273]sucking dick is enjoyable but if it's an especially big one your jaw can hurt after a while from being forced too far open [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] unless i'm doing something wrong[/QUOTE] Dislocating your jaw helps
Sounds like he didn't give her the ol' lickeroo.
[QUOTE=Piciul;39027655]i cant believe were having a discussion about licking pussies on facepunch forums[/QUOTE] It's like trying to discuss Chevrolet on a Kia forum.
[QUOTE=Omali;39030733]It's like trying to discuss Chevrolet on a Kia forum.[/QUOTE] Well GM owns Daewoo's former automotive division and Daewoo and Kia are both from South Korea, so it's not [I]THAT[/I] far off the mark.
[QUOTE=Kasuga Ayumu;39026740]the difference is that penis tastes like skin and vagina tastes like bad fish [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] not to mention that men don't get bloody down there every month[/QUOTE] A. Man junk has its own stink; very few men take adequate care of their hair down there beyond basic trimming, which traps in a shit ton of sweat. You ever smell old, hairy sweat, especially in the cracks of your gooch? B. Women who take care of their vaginas don't really have a taste. In fact, if they have a good diet and clean daily, it's not an unpleasant experience at all (my girlfriend is a vegetarian and drinks a TON of water every day, which makes a huge difference. If you think all vaginas smell/taste bad, you've been going down on the wrong women.) C. Women get bloody down there. They also shower and clean. Stop assuming that all women are disgusting because of some idiotic bias. Oral can be fucking awesome for both people; I'll never understand when guys [I]refuse[/I] to do it.
[QUOTE=timmah638;39031093]I'll never understand when guys [I]refuse[/I] to do it.[/QUOTE] It's actually the opposite for me. I'll go down on my girl when she wants it, but she refuses to do it to me. :saddowns:
I don't think it's really a hygiene issue as much as it is diet/individual differences - some are just more overpowering than others. If you over-wash a vagina or use strong soap it can even make it worse and sometimes cause infection.
If it smells like fish I openly say no. Just wash, Jesus Christ.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;39030273]sucking dick is enjoyable but if it's an especially big one your jaw can hurt after a while from being forced too far open [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] unless i'm doing something wrong[/QUOTE] My boyfriend is pretty thick so it is kinda like that. He loves mine though
1. Dick does have its own stink and taste. Have you licked your own dick recently? No? Then you can not complain this point. You may not notice it because you head is not regularly in your own crotch, and it is your own smell. 2. If your girls vagina smells like fish she has a yeast infection. Politely inform her of this. 3. Do not recommend your girlfriend clean her vagina. The vagina is meant to clean it's self and deal that way. She only needs to deal hygienically with the external portions and if you recommend otherwise in ignorance and she agrees to you are making it more likely she will get a yeast infection and make it worse. Facts for the day :eng101:
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39031774]1. Dick does have its own stink and taste. Have you licked your own dick recently? No? Then you can not complain this point. You may not notice it because you head is not regularly in your own crotch, and it is your own smell. 2. If your girls vagina smells like fish she has a yeast infection. Politely inform her of this. 3. Do not recommend your girlfriend clean her vagina. The vagina is meant to clean it's self and deal that way. She only needs to deal hygienically with the external portions and if you recommend otherwise in ignorance and she agrees to you are making it more likely she will get a yeast infection and make it worse. Facts for the day :eng101:[/QUOTE] Eh A clean dick doesn't really have much of a taste imo
if your penis has a "stink," you have issues [editline]1[/editline] I mean seriously if you think that penises have an inherent "stink," that says a lot about your personal hygiene
dick should only taste mildly of sweat and maybe precum, if there's anything else then you have a problem
itt: nobody on earth cleans their genitals
Today's world is too violent. In the old days, men who were bad at oral sex merely had to endure a tongue lashing.
Dunno how late I am but [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/s8VML.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Kasuga Ayumu;39027666]it's a warm and moist area with little contact to open air. it's full of bacteria and as a result it smells bad and it tastes bad it has very little to do with personal hygiene[/QUOTE] In all my time of going down on women, only unclean women really do "Smell". There's a clear and distinct difference between a cared for and an uncared for vag. Also, dick is the same deal. Unless you have a condition of some sort, if you clean yourself regularly and take care of yourself, your dick won't stink. [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Rhenae;39031774]1. Dick does have its own stink and taste. Have you licked your own dick recently? No? Then you can not complain this point. You may not notice it because you head is not regularly in your own crotch, and it is your own smell. 2. If your girls vagina smells like fish she has a yeast infection. Politely inform her of this. 3. Do not recommend your girlfriend clean her vagina. The vagina is meant to clean it's self and deal that way. She only needs to deal hygienically with the external portions and if you recommend otherwise in ignorance and she agrees to you are making it more likely she will get a yeast infection and make it worse. Facts for the day :eng101:[/QUOTE] Cleaning a vagina with water regularly should be part of every sexually active females routine. don't be disgusting. [editline]30th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=cyclocius;39030376]Clearly nobody on Facepunch has a girl who practises proper Hygeine.[/QUOTE] It seems like that after reading this thread but jesus christ I've never seen this shit with my girlfriend
Hah, this thread is just one of the reasons I love Facepunch.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;39033425]Hah, this thread is just one of the reasons I love Facepunch.[/QUOTE] So much confusion and misinformation :v:
Why is it that whenever I learn something about vaginas it's always shit I don't want to know
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;39033343] Also, dick is the same deal. Unless you have a condition of some sort, if you clean yourself regularly and take care of yourself, your dick won't stink. Cleaning a vagina with water regularly should be part of every sexually active females routine. don't be disgusting. [/QUOTE] Cleaning the vagina out in any way risks unbalancing the pH and natural bacterial balances found in the vagina. Please inform yourself on doucheing before being an idiot about it and stating incorrect facts.
[QUOTE=Rhenae;39037264]Cleaning the vagina out in any way risks unbalancing the pH and natural bacterial balances found in the vagina. Please inform yourself on doucheing before being an idiot about it and stating incorrect facts.[/QUOTE] [url]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18005512[/url] this would seem to disagree with you how do you recommend cleaning then?
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;39037296][URL]http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18005512[/URL] this would seem to disagree with you how do you recommend cleaning then?[/QUOTE] Thats interesting since the majority of other research suggests otherwise. I haven't read past the abstract, as I don't really feel like reading a full research paper currently. Do they mention how frequently the women who did douche did so? Light cleaning with water around the external portions of the genitals. The rest pretty much deals with it's self. Once a week internal cleaning would most likely be okay, most evidence shows(by which I mean multiple sources I have seen over time) that so long as women didn't douche more often than once every week or two it has a minimal risk. Daily or such would be like asking for trouble though. Edit: There are other risks associated with cleaning after there is a vaginal infection, but i'm just going to stick to people who don't have infections since that would be what we are talking about. I would like to point out though that somehow a lot of (mostly younger I would think) women don't know that they have an infection and assume the vagina just smells bad as a standard thing. Cleaning in those cases would make it worse and make it more likely for the infection to spread beyond the vagina past the cervix and then bad things happen.
[QUOTE=Chris220;39029694]I was about to post basically this exact same thing. It never smells or tastes like fish, sounds like you guys need to tell your partners to wash more often?[/QUOTE] partners lmao
[QUOTE=cyclocius;39030376]nobody on Facepunch has a girl[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Primigenes;39031980]I concur The way you guys talk about having smelly dicks just makes me think that soap is an absent in your daily life. Please just clean your crotches people[/QUOTE] George Carlin said there are four main parts of the body to focus on: Armpit, asshole, crotch, and teeth. And if you're in a rush, you can always use the same brush on all four areas.
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