[QUOTE=thisispain;16789531]Yes, you are very special.
Why all of the sudden are we focusing on me, I don't think I'm that interesting.[/QUOTE]
Befriend a grizzly bear or something so we can make a thread about you
what a fag
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Yet another lovely story of cross-species friendship.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16789661]Yet another lovely story of cross-species friendship.[/QUOTE]
Now with 100% less horse-dickings
This dude is a hardass, but I'm still waiting for the thread sometime next week about his inevitable death.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;16789671]Now with 100% less horse-dickings[/QUOTE]
Indeed. That stuff's not right.
[QUOTE=whazat!!!;16789672]This dude is a hardass, but I'm still waiting for the thread sometime next week about his inevitable death.[/QUOTE]
He's been doing this for 10 years, and nurturing the croc for 20. He even slept/sleeps curled up next to him.
If the croc was going to eat him he'd have done it already.
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;16789699]He's been doing this for 10 years, and nurturing the croc for 20. He even slept/sleeps curled up next to him.
If the croc was going to eat him he'd have done it already.[/QUOTE]
Just waiting for the right time to strike.
[QUOTE=Fkpuz Version 1;16789782]Just waiting for the right time to strike.[/QUOTE]
While the man is sleeping isn't good enough?
He's so going to be fucking eaten.
Steve Irwin ain't got nothing on this.
And how do the cows feel about this?
[QUOTE=tepholman;16790103]And how do the cows feel about this?[/QUOTE]
They don't because they've been digested and shat out and are now croc turds
nnnawwww
[QUOTE=thisispain;16789531]Yes, you are very special.
Why all of the sudden are we focusing on me, I don't think I'm that interesting.[/QUOTE]
Says the goldie with 24,000 posts. :aaaaa:
D'aw.
Poor croc only has one eye, though.
[quote=News]'At first it was slow, slow and I started to play with him a little, touching him a little bit and then slowly doing more. [/quote]
I found that quite funny :banjo:
[QUOTE=Hamm0;16791204]I found that quite funny :banjo:[/QUOTE]
Was gonna mention that, expecting it to turn into some wierd shit like with that dolphin thread.
[QUOTE=thisispain;16789368]what is this, a crucifixion?[/QUOTE]
Payback time you smelly Jew...
Ah fuck it, I never liked Jesus anyway.
This is full out bad ass.
He looks like a shaman though...
[QUOTE=thisispain;16789005]jews don't taste good[/QUOTE]
yeah you gotta put them in the oven first
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;16789699]He's been doing this for 10 years, and nurturing the croc for 20. He even [b]slept/sleeps[/b] curled up next to him.
If the croc was going to eat him he'd have done it already.[/QUOTE]
bestiality?
[QUOTE=Parky;16792091]yeah you gotta put them in the oven first[/QUOTE]
Fuck, thats where I was going wrong! Thanks you guys, I'll go test this out!
[quote]At first it was slow, slow and I started to play with him a little, touching him a little bit and then slowly doing more.[/quote]
:geno:
[QUOTE=I Memo;16792170]bestiality?[/QUOTE]
No. My cat sleeps curled up next to me, doesn't mean I'm fucking it.
That's awesome. Reminds me of the story of the 2 guys who took care of a lion and raised it then had to let him go in Africa. Then when they visited back years later the lion recognized them and licked them.
[QUOTE=Kybalt;16790043]Steve Irwin ain't got nothing on this.[/QUOTE]
No he doesn't, that's because he's dead.
No peta blog entry in sight
This is just on the borderline for what PETA would write about, too. He's feeding the croc chicken and sea kittens but he in the other hand saved a croc.
I would assume if this got around to PETA it would something idiotic like send vegetables to feed to the croc
[QUOTE=thisispain;16789005]jews don't taste good
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Does this mean I can't make Interstate Orange Salesman jokes anymore?
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