[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;31697348]I don't give a shit, and I have a smartphone (granted, it's a blackberry). Who gives a fuck if I can play tetris? I just like the texting, the BBM (texting) and making phone calls. That's all I ever use. MAYBE the occasional Facebook, but that's it.[/QUOTE]
oh so if you had doom and you were in a bathroom you'd never play it? don't lie to me!
[QUOTE=thisispain;31697294]k but don't be surprised when other people do and find that a crap 50 dollar phone won't work[/quote]
I'd rather pay $50 for a phone that will cost $50 to replace when the insurance decides to inform me that I dropped it at an angle equal the hypotenuse of the alignment of Saturn so it's not covered than have to pay $50 to get a phone with a contract, and have to pay $300 when insurance decides to not cover a replacement should it break.
[quote]plus you can't really turn your swag on with a nokia 3210 that would look silly i have a reputation to uphold[/QUOTE]
'Tis a sad world we live in when reputation is decided by what gadget you have in your pocket. Whatever happened to the days when that was determined by what [I]gadget[/I] you had in your pocket? :v:
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;31697407]
'Tis a sad world we live in when reputation is decided by what gadget you have in your pocket. Whatever happened to the days when that was determined by what [I]gadget[/I] you had in your pocket? :v:[/QUOTE]
of course i have a small dick why do you think i need an iphone
get with the programme
[QUOTE=thisispain;31697400]oh so if you had doom and you were in a bathroom you'd never play it? don't lie to me![/QUOTE]
No, I wouldn't. I'd text my friend and tell him I'm having a shit and maybe pull out my dick and have a quick wank.
[editline]12th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;31697407]I'd rather pay $50 for a phone that will cost $50 to replace when the insurance decides to inform me that I dropped it at an angle equal the hypotenuse of the alignment of Saturn so it's not covered than have to pay $50 to get a phone with a contract, and have to pay $300 when insurance decides to not cover a replacement should it break.
'Tis a sad world we live in when reputation is decided by what gadget you have in your pocket. Whatever happened to the days when that was determined by what [I]gadget[/I] you had in your pocket? :v:[/QUOTE]
Also, I fucking hate the insurance contracts. Fucking bullshit. My LG Shine phone dropped on the wood floor in our living room, denting a corner of the steel and damaging the antenna (right behind the steel) and it wasn't covered because that was one of the "Non coverage" zones.
Fuck them.
[QUOTE=RoflKawpter;31697540]No, I wouldn't. I'd text my friend and tell him I'm having a shit and maybe pull out my dick and have a quick wank.[/QUOTE]
well you know i'm not gonna judge your sexual fetishes
[QUOTE=Sir Spicy Buns;31696509]He sounded serious in the last part, no need to call me an idiot.[/QUOTE]
There is.
This guy is way behind the times, schools nowadays are dropping iphones from the roof of the school to see whose lives instead of using eggs, and the prize for winning is an iphone.
I've got my iphone covered in styrofoam and industrial springs
[QUOTE=lavacano;31694926]Source: [url]http://www.geekwire.com/2011/jeff-bezos-put-airbag-smartphone[/url]
Summary from Slashdot:
Well I'm not surprised that it's coming from someone with a face like this:
[img]http://cdn.geekwire.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bezossmall.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
This would completely negate the ability for me to bludgeon half to death any hipster I come across with their own shitty Iphone. Also that guy is shit-faced if I ever saw it.
Or you could get, you know, a case.
My mom accidentally whipped her Droid Incredible 2 across my parents' room, off the wall, and then onto a concrete floor. Not a scratch on it.
[QUOTE=Madman_Andre;31701160]This would completely negate the ability for me to bludgeon half to death any hipster I come across with their own shitty Iphone. Also that guy is shit-faced if I ever saw it.[/QUOTE]
wow you're so edgy and cool!!!
fucking hipsters and their fancy iphones!!
yeah i'm gonna joke about beating the shit out of people!!
I think the guy is joking, but that's just me.
[QUOTE=Cl0cK;31705345]I think the guy is joking, but that's just me.[/QUOTE]
in that case i'm gonna throw a benefit concert in order to buy madman_andre some jokes that don't suck
You guys, he's not being a complete moron. People accidentally drop their phones plenty, it doesn't make them idiots or spoiled kids or whatever the fuck you idiots are calling them, they're just clumsy or whatnot. An airbag in an iphone would be cool, no longer would it break from a fall, or scratch, or anything, sounds good to me.
[editline]12th August 2011[/editline]
You even insult the guy who created the idea's physical appearance, how low can you douchebags go?
If you seriously pay Apple $200 to repair the glass you're an idiot for not doing it yourself for $70.
Maybe Apple should scrap the whole glass phone idea because it's a joke, aesthetically it isn't even worth the risk. You could do the same "look" with a hard plastic.
Compared to Sony Ericsson phones Iphones aren't sturdy at all, I had one where I could throw it at a wall and it would not have a scratch on it the only thing that would happen would be the back cover to come off as does every other phone.
iPhones are status symbols even though they really shouldn't be. To me, they represent the trendy little dipshit that is paying $600+ for hardware barely worth $200. For something that claims simplicity and innovation, it's neither, iTunes is a pain in the arse to use and I'd take Android over iOS any day.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31707440]To me, they represent the trendy little dipshit[/QUOTE]
ahem, well
i think i know who's going into my new steam friends category called "meanie poopieface".
I could see someone getting seriously injured with these things.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31705913]Maybe Apple should scrap the whole glass phone idea because it's a joke, aesthetically it isn't even worth the risk. You could do the same "look" with a hard plastic.[/QUOTE]
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT THEY SHOULD USE CHEAP INFERIOR NON PREMIUM MATERIALS!!!!1
But seriously, Apple needs to learn that functionality > form.
[QUOTE=thisispain;31707464]ahem, well
i think i know who's going into my new steam friends category called "meanie poopieface".[/QUOTE]
How is the Steam beta anyways?
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31707725]How is the Steam beta anyways?[/QUOTE]
i'm sorry the trendy little dipshit is out today. please leave a message after the beep.
[QUOTE=thisispain;31707742]i'm sorry the trendy little dipshit is out today. please leave a message after the beep.[/QUOTE]
so, we can both fuck bjork and have her have our babies!
[QUOTE=thisispain;31707742]i'm sorry the trendy little dipshit is out today. please leave a message after the beep.[/QUOTE]
Hello, sorry I missed you but I was just curious as to how the new Steam beta client is... If you could get back to me it'd be much appreciated.
Thank you for your time,
Alexander DeLarge
-Sent from my Motorola Droid 3 device
[QUOTE=Artemis;31707769]so, we can both fuck bjork and have her have our babies![/QUOTE]
that's gross dude that's like my musical mother
[editline]13th August 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;31707783]Hello, sorry I missed you but I was just curious as to how the new Steam beta client is... If you could get back to me it'd be much appreciated.
Thank you for your time,
Alexander DeLarge
-Sent from my Motorola Droid 3 device[/QUOTE]
it's pretty good i get to amuse myself with friend tags
Could just spend £5 on a case, i've dropped mine plenty of times where the screen would have cracked but the case has saved me several hundred £s
Packing explosives into something you hold up against your ear is really [B]smart.[/B]
I don't understand how an extended warranty really helps. It covers everything except the most basic things that are prone to happen with a phone. Look, if I'm shelling out an extra $20-$50 for my phone, why should I have the protection?
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