Man gets jailed for yawning - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Big Blue;16609754]that courtroom is as ban-happy as facepunch[/QUOTE] The perfect analogy! [editline]05:10PM[/editline] [IMG]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7186/oblivionlulz.png[/IMG]

[QUOTE=livelonger12;16624576]The perfect analogy! [editline]05:10PM[/editline] [IMG]http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/7186/oblivionlulz.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] You know what? You just made me want to buy oblivion

[QUOTE=TurtlePower;16625048]You know what? You just made me want to buy oblivion[/QUOTE] Someone doesn't have Oblivion?

[QUOTE=radioactive;16625066]Someone doesn't have Oblivion?[/QUOTE] Yep, I have Morrowind though and Morrowind makes me jizz my pants. Just ordered Oblivion off Play though.

[QUOTE=TurtlePower;16628216]Yep, I have Morrowind though and Morrowind makes me jizz my pants. Just ordered Oblivion off Play though.[/QUOTE] Ah, good, I thought the strands of reality were just about to get destroyed.

im glad my thread helped you to buy oblivion

Should of been a slap on the wrists at most

"Man gets sentenced to death after having a heart attack in a court room" "Judge granted god powers" ammirite

[QUOTE=MongfromKong;16609166]tl;dr man gets arrested for yawning in a court room[/QUOTE] that's not what happened at all, what are you talking about [editline]07:00PM[/editline] [QUOTE=carcarcargo;16621701]I think he was yawning on purpose, which would count as disrupting the court. Still 6 months is a tad much. A fine would have done.[/QUOTE] just a tad

He yawned and was sent to jail.

[QUOTE=TurtlePower;16625048]You know what? You just made me want to buy oblivion[/QUOTE] It's weird, Oblivion is the only game that screenshots of made me want to play, BADLY. Minus Skate 2 that is. But yeah. Shit. Yawning. Fuck that judge. Fuck them right in the urethra.

Six months is way more than just excessive for something like that. Saying it is excessive is a massive understatement. 6 months is excessive for getting up, running around the courtroom, and yelling at the judge for 10 minutes. Basically at worst the guy was a bit of a dick. You can't just take away half a year of someone's life for being a bit of a dick. If that were so the judge would probably serving multiple life sentences. This is a case of a guy who thinks he is more important than other people because he gets to wear fancy robes and bang a little hammer. He's just figured out that he can't send people to jail for hurting his feelings, but he CAN send them to jail for "disrupting the courtroom" This judge is a massive dick who is butthurt over some guy yawning in his courtroom. it was a fucking YAWN. How disruptive could it possibly be even if it was THE most disruptive yawn ever?

:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf: WHAT THE FUCK

This won't fucking float in any court. He'll get off, and the judge will be put under the scope. the fuckin' loon.

Sucks to be him

Oh Wow. *Sits in court 23:30* *Yawns* "FOOL DON'T BE TIRED IN MY COURT" [editline]07:53AM[/editline] :patriot:

[QUOTE=Watevaman;16609154]Well yeah, it's illegal to disrupt court cases, and it puts you in contempt of court if you do it on purpose. Fucker should've just covered up. [B]Edit[/B]: I agree with JohnnyMo, though. The sentence is way too fucking long and he should've just been fined or something.[/QUOTE] Why should he have been fined? It's not like he was shouting "COCKS! COCKS! FAGGOT BITCH NIGGER!" in the courtroom. He wasn't disrupting the courtroom, and he certainly didn't yawn to disrupt the court. Yawning is a natural bodily function, and is in no way disruptive.

Cruel and Unusual Punishment, anyone?

If they jail you for yawning in the states, imagine what they would do in the middle east

[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;16609607]Hmm...Texas?[/QUOTE] Fuck you, I live in Texas. [editline]02:19PM[/editline] And that's offensive to me. [editline]02:20PM[/editline] And this story made me yawn.

I'm sure many would be happy to know... [url=http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/08/yawner-jailed-for-contempt-is-released.html?obref=obnetwork]He's free.[/url] Also, it's interesting to note that this judge has jailed more people for courtroom disruptions than any other in the last decade.

Judges... That one needs to locked up for life.

[QUOTE=Link345;16722193]I'm sure many would be happy to know... [url=http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/08/yawner-jailed-for-contempt-is-released.html?obref=obnetwork]He's free.[/url] Also, it's interesting to note that this judge has jailed more people for courtroom disruptions than any other in the last decade.[/QUOTE] Yay

My Balls.

[QUOTE=luke7dude;16609892][b]whats[/b] this world coming to[b]!?[/b][/QUOTE] :eng101: Simple... craziness. Thanks for the news you just made my day!

[QUOTE=ColdWarr20;16623651]lol I live in the area that this happened. You guys don't know the kinds of people these judges have to deal with. Chicago pushed most of the government housing to joliet so alot of the gangbangers and drug dealers moved out here. I went to a day of court and there was a guy there on drug charges and he was wearing a jacket with pot leaves all over it and they're like "how do you plea?" and hes like "not guilty". Thought that was a bit ridiculous[/QUOTE] hey thanks for trying to rationalize something entirely unacceptable you idiot

What are you in for, man? I yawned right in the judges face. Walked right up and yawned. Wat. [editline]02:59PM[/editline] [QUOTE=nubcakez;16720482]If they jail you for yawning in the states, imagine what they would do in the middle east[/QUOTE] Cut your mouth off :silent: