Judge declares living man in front of him to be legally dead

[Pepsi-cola]

[QUOTE=Lemon.;42472579]are you guys fucking retarded, he's not above the law. he's still a person and the laws will apply to him, just with more fancy legalese.[/QUOTE]

Tell that to a lawyer in a courtroom.

[pr00ch]

[QUOTE=Bradyns;42471961]I'd laugh if he got sentenced to life.[/QUOTE]

"Lifetime sentence."

"Ha, I'm already dead"

"Fuck"

[Ar_Cee]

[QUOTE=Starpluck;42471882]The DA would then creatively find a way to 'resurrect' and charge him.[/QUOTE]
That would be an interesting Phoenix Wright trial...

[Carnotite]

He might be able to argue that the current ruling violates his constitutional rights, although the fact he's apparently already undergone "due process" might muck it up.
It's a long shot, but the fifth amendment states that no person shall be deprived of life without due process of the law.