• Taco Bell in Bethel, Alaska a hoax
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taco bell is kind of shitty but I'm a sucker for that dorito taco
Doritos tacos are fucking AMAZING. [editline]14th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36336199]taco bell is kind of shitty but I'm a sucker for that dorito taco[/QUOTE] Oh fuck you.
[QUOTE=valkery;36335390]But you probably have never had a taco that looked like their promo, have you?[/QUOTE] I have. The taco bell I go to rarely lets out something that doesn't look like the promo material
still anyone who's had legit mexican food will tell you that taco bell is total ass if you disagree with this and you've had real Mexican food I think your taste buds might naturally taste like feces
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36336217]still anyone who's had legit mexican food will tell you that taco bell is total ass if you disagree with this and you've had real Mexican food I think your taste buds might naturally taste like feces[/QUOTE] by legit mexican food do you mean you went to abuelos or something because sorry that's not real mexican food. go to mexico and eat the mexican food there, it tastes like garbage
[QUOTE=McCarthy;36336202]Doritos tacos are fucking AMAZING. [editline]14th June 2012[/editline] Oh fuck you.[/QUOTE] taco bell tastes like plastic and rubber
[QUOTE=valkery;36334622]Taco Bell doesn't serve real food, so they aren't really missing out.[/QUOTE] It can be digested...therefore food. [editline]14th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Ownederd;36336250]taco bell tastes like plastic and rubber[/QUOTE] Plastic and rubber tastes fucking amazing then
Yeah Taco Bell is shit compared to real Mexican food but the only authentic Mexican food place near me is another city over and it's pretty fucking expensive Also I used to eat Taco Bell atleast once everyday (It's the cheapest thing to get off-campus during Lunch period at my school but since school is out for the Summer I haven't eat it in a while) and I never got the shits, not once
[QUOTE=salty peanut v2;36335150][img]http://i.imgur.com/0VPAq.jpg[/img] taco bell is anus in my mouth you know it must be bland where you live when people get excited over a taco bell[/QUOTE] I have never gotten a taco that bad looking, lol
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36336217]still anyone who's had legit mexican food will tell you that taco bell is total ass if you disagree with this and you've had real Mexican food I think your taste buds might naturally taste like feces[/QUOTE] Not at all, there's a real Mexican place down the street to it, and they have good tacos. Am I the only one who thinks that Mexican resturants serve the best Coca-Cola? It ranks #2.99 on my favorite drinks list.
Taco Bell has the driest, most brittle tacos ever. Their burritos look and taste like warm excrement poured inside a sock. All the marijuana I've been inhaling years back misconstrued the taste and image of the food there because it's a great punch to sober up. Not because of how full you are, but because of how empty you are after the bowel movements.... Couple of blocks away there's an Albertacos run by a family. $3 gets you a fatty burrito with whatever you want on it and tons of pico de gallo. A dollar gets you a large soda. Beats any "Taco Bell" anyday
[B][I]I don't like it so NO ONE CAN LIKE IT.[/I][/B] This thread in a nutshell.
lol taco drama
[QUOTE=sHiBaN;36336344]Taco Bell has the driest, most brittle tacos ever. Their burritos look and taste like warm excrement poured inside a sock. All the marijuana I've been inhaling years back misconstrued the taste and image of the food there because it's a great punch to sober up. Not because of how full you are, but because of how empty you are after the bowel movements.... Couple of blocks away there's an Albertacos run by a family. $3 gets you a fatty burrito with whatever you want on it and tons of pico de gallo. A dollar gets you a large soda. Beats any "Taco Bell" anyday[/QUOTE] just about any locally-owned food joint is going to be better than any international fast food brand there's a 50s-themed drive-in diner where i live and the food is just absolutely unreal: they make their own root beer with cane sugar, the burgers are steamed in the tinfoil wrapper to help pronounce the taste more, the fries are nice and hot from the fryer, but they're not overly salty, either; tastes like sex
I hear Taco Bell's meat starts as liquid.
[QUOTE=Zoran;36336413]I hear Taco Bell's meat starts as liquid.[/QUOTE] And then Solid and then after that, Naked?
[QUOTE=Hunterdnrc;36336373][B][I]I don't like it so NO ONE CAN LIKE IT.[/I][/B] This thread in a [b]taco[/b]shell.[/QUOTE] ftfy
[QUOTE=Ownederd;36336404]just about any locally-owned food joint is going to be better than any international fast food brand there's a 50s-themed drive-in diner where i live and the food is just absolutely unreal: they make their own root beer with cane sugar, the burgers are steamed in the tinfoil wrapper to help pronounce the taste more, the fries are nice and hot from the fryer, but they're not overly salty, either; tastes like sex[/QUOTE] Sounds pretty obscure. I probably never heard of it.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;36336856]But can you get an 8'' burrito for 99 cents?[/QUOTE] god bless ameica
[QUOTE=Sanius;36335183]in tulsa there are mexican food trucks everywhere with amazing food that costs more or less the same as whatever garbage they sell at taco bell[/QUOTE] Oh you're in Tulsa? Cool, hey do those mexican guys still run that hotdog RV thing by the warehouse market?
[QUOTE=Mingebox;36336522]Sounds pretty obscure. I probably never heard of it.[/QUOTE] you wouldn't believe the variety down here in Cali.. in my small town we've got: jefe's, nacho's taco, jorge's, santana's, fresh MXN, rubio's (meh), oscar's, & a few more in the ghetto i don't care to eat at- but they're all [B]100x better[/B] than tacosmell. and if you MUST go fast-food hit up the crazy chicken.. it's the [I]LEAST [/I]you can do [img_thumb]http://img1.findthebest.com/sites/default/files/530/media/images/El_Pollo_Loco_Spanish_Rice_1.jpg[/img_thumb] [editline]15th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Medevilae;36336856]But can you get an 8'' burrito for 99 cents?[/QUOTE] i can shit into a 12" tortilla for way cheaper, buddy
[QUOTE=DamagePoint;36335162]Taco Bell is like sex in your mouth.[/QUOTE] Taco bell is like necrophilia in your mouth. [editline]15th June 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Mingebox;36336522]Sounds pretty obscure. I probably never heard of it.[/QUOTE] You'd be amazed at the variety of fast food in some places. In some parking lots there will be five completely different fast food restaurants competing in my town. I'd honestly eat anywhere other than Taco Bell.
[QUOTE=Vault;36335797]In my life and every place I have gone to, I have never ever been served a Big Mac with 25% or more reduced meat in it.[/QUOTE] Yeah well, I do, every time the image shows it better than it actually is.
Taco Bell is [b]Fast food[/b]. There is a large difference between real cuisine and fast food. It's not taken proper time to cook, it's just made as a fast alternative to most meals of the day. People don't usually follow that routine anymore, though. I think you get my point.
[QUOTE=valkery;36335592]Okay, you got me. I said that. Still, it doesn't change my argument. Slander is defined, not only as defamation, but also "[B]false[/B] and damaging statements." The taco picture was clearly false, so my wording is still immutable.[/QUOTE] It says "and" not "or" means that it has to be both "false and damaging" to be slander, thus you are skewing the definition itself you are using to try and create an argument for yourself.
[QUOTE=Flazer210;36342667]Taco Bell is [b]Fast food[/b]. There is a large difference between real cuisine and fast food. It's not taken proper time to cook, it's just made as a fast alternative to most meals of the day. People don't usually follow that routine anymore, though. I think you get my point.[/QUOTE] have you ever been to a food truck? that is real fast food. huge chains like mcdonalds and taco bell aren't trash because they're fast food. they're trash because they suck
I think the closest thing to Taco Bell England has is Nando's in terms of what food they do is Taco Bell worse or better than Nando's
i've never had a taco am i missing out on something here?
[QUOTE=Sourcegamer8;36345425]i've never had a taco am i missing out on something here?[/QUOTE] if you like a meaty, spicy meal with a little crunch then yes
[QUOTE=Sourcegamer8;36345425]i've never had a taco am i missing out on something here?[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/rWM76.jpg[/img] yes
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