Mitt Romney Reveals Space Exploration Plans (But Few Details) - Polidicks

[QUOTE=assassin_Raptor;37791946]He is actually gonna take poor people and turn them into rocket fuel. Gets rid of the poor, and provides fuel for NASA. Whats so wrong with him just saying that he wants to give NASA clear goals on what to do, maybe he is too busy to think about what he would want them to do or how they should do it. That is what your cabinet is for when your president.[/QUOTE] "Soylent Green rocket fuel, adding the 'human' touch to space since 2015."

[QUOTE=U.S.S.R;37792305]"Soylent Green rocket fuel, adding the 'human' touch to space since 2015."[/QUOTE] Haha, yea. Soylent Green is a great movie too.

[QUOTE=Doneeh;37791821]Takes us to the Moon and beyond, you magnificent bastard-motherfucker. Though I now wonder if Romney would be able to capitalize on space travel for the American people by the government, but I'm pretty sure that's been done already by another company whose name eludes me at the present moment.[/QUOTE] Are you king hill in real life.

So, Mr High Inquisitor wants to fly us to the moon, eh? I don't trust that motherfucker one bit; it's likely all a charade for his Inquisitorial Crusade against Muslims and other such folks. Even if he did actually kick this into gear, I wouldn't trust him to do the right thing; he'd probably forcibly buy out all the other space companies and ensure only the cream of the crop, the finest bred would be able to go to his Moon Palace. Private companies like SpaceX are the guys to put us on the Moon, not governments or special interest groups.

[QUOTE=ironman17;37793440]So, Mr High Inquisitor wants to fly us to the moon, eh? I don't trust that motherfucker one bit; it's likely all a charade for his Inquisitorial Crusade against Muslims and other such folks. Even if he did actually kick this into gear, I wouldn't trust him to do the right thing; he'd probably forcibly buy out all the other space companies and ensure only the cream of the crop, the finest bred would be able to go to his Moon Palace. Private companies like SpaceX are the guys to put us on the Moon, not governments or special interest groups.[/QUOTE] I'm with Neil deGrasse Tyson on this one: Companies aren't good at leading the way into dangerous frontiers. You need government programs to push the frontier, find problems, assess risks, etc. until it isn't a frontier any more and it becomes something that can be invested in. Getting to the moon is seriously expensive, where are SpaceX going to get the money from?

He wants to find other civilizations among the stars so he can ban gay marriage there to

To scam the multiverse?

[quote]"A strong and successful NASA does not require more funding, it needs clearer priorities," the paper reads. "Romney will ensure that NASA has practical and sustainable missions. There will be a balance of pragmatic and top-priority science with inspirational and groundbreaking exploration programs." No further details about these prospective science and exploration missions are provided. Indeed, the eight-page document is sparing with details throughout, saying that specifics will be drawn up later, after consulation with representatives from NASA, the Air Force, academia and the business community. [/quote] Aka I fuck with stuff I have no clue about.

[QUOTE=halflambada;37793841]He wants to find other civilizations among the stars so he can ban gay marriage there to[/QUOTE] Naaah, he wants to find God.[SUP][SUP] Someone tell him God is inside the sun.[/SUP][/SUP]

Wait, so he doesn't believe that sky is solid and there's no way to get through it?

I hope they launch him into space.