• British Agency Not Sure How Else to Advertise Energy Drink Called Pussy
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Booty Sweat?
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I want to put my lips on some pussy
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ugbYX0eMq4[/media] This should be the TV ad.
How much would it cost to get some Pussy shipped? [sub][sub][sub]Semi-serious question to anybody that might know[/sub][/sub][/sub]
[QUOTE=butt2089;39269283]Apparently the flavour changes once a month[/QUOTE] oh god my ribs
Reminds me of the cat food they sell around here, 'Pussi: As good as it looks' or something like that.
"Tastes like fish and coins"
That's a pretty genius marketing scheme "The hell is that? Wanna try it?" Also people would buy it for their friends and make jokes. "Here, now you can get some"
[QUOTE=racerfan;39268107]I read that second ad as 'Cummingly Delicious'[/QUOTE] I think it's supposed to be more like "cunnilingus" I guess it works both ways :q:
"Pussy Juice, Let the rivers flow." that should be their slogan!
It'll make your mouth wet. Trademark 2013.
[QUOTE=Omali;39268289]I'm going to create a competing energy drink with a rooster as a mascot and it's going to be called Cocks, and the tagline will be "if you think it is a double entendre, you're a shithead."[/QUOTE] We have this energy drink in New Zealand. [img]http://www.bcenergy.co.nz/images/bca4a.jpg[/img]
Why not rename it as PU 55Y
[QUOTE=Omali;39268289]I'm going to create a competing energy drink with a rooster as a mascot and it's going to be called Cocks, and the tagline will be "if you think it is a double entendre, you're a shithead."[/QUOTE] That already exists its called big cock [img]http://bleachasylum.com/signaturepics/sigpic570_15.gif[/img] The look on my teachers face was priceless when I asked her if she wanted to see my big cock [editline]19th January 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Samiam22;39272494]We have this energy drink in New Zealand. [/QUOTE] Fuck you
This is like a brand straight out of Grand Theft Auto. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if there were a brand or a store of the same name somewhere in the game.
I had this once, at our school to get to P.E we have to go to a near by leisure centre, on the way back we snuck into Spar and bought a can, I say we, but I wasn't too bothered about it, I had a couple of quid spare and wanted my friends to shut the fuck up. Too cut a long story short, it tastes like piss. Not just piss a tramp's piss(don't question my knowledge on the taste of piss based on groups in society) So we threw it at the kid walking in front of us
Most energy drinks taste like piss. This one's just honest about where it comes from.
Nothing gets you going like a juicy pussy.
Oh yeah that's an awesome name. Grown adult, male, drinking a drink marked 'pussy' They should make t-shirts, that way you could easily identify a pussy when it is walking down the street
If I drink this will I too have wild moods swings and verbal fights with random people?
[QUOTE=Aide;39274958]If I drink this will I too have wild moods swings and verbal fights with random people?[/QUOTE] Actually a possibility if you go out on the town and start drinking from a can with the word PUSSY in black on white It'd be like slipping on your [B]CUNT[/B] hat and driving off in your [B]WANKER PRICK[/B] car.
At some point we'll seriously end up having this kind of stuff... [video=youtube;m18-oF5ET_g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m18-oF5ET_g[/video]
Ashens reviewed this stuff a bit over a year and a half ago [video=youtube;3lcL7LVA4ek&t=10m25s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lcL7LVA4ek&t=10m25s[/video] (skip to 10:25 unless you want to know about boobees)
[i]"Put your lips around some pussy![/i]
[QUOTE=Samiam22;39272494]We have this energy drink in New Zealand. [img]http://www.bcenergy.co.nz/images/bca4a.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] With promotional material like this I feel like I am living in the GTA universe.
[QUOTE=BCell;39272636]Why not rename it as PU 55Y[/QUOTE] what is this, 2008?
[QUOTE=georgeface;39273070]I had this once, at our school to get to P.E we have to go to a near by leisure centre, on the way back we snuck into Spar and bought a can, I say we, but I wasn't too bothered about it, I had a couple of quid spare and wanted my friends to shut the fuck up. Too cut a long story short, it tastes like piss. Not just piss a tramp's piss(don't question my knowledge on the taste of piss based on groups in society) So we threw it at the kid walking in front of us[/QUOTE] Thats fucking hardcore, thanks!
Just another shitty energy drink that 13 year olds might worship and get diabetes's from because they have to drink 6 times a day. That being said, energy drinks are good every once in a good while. But no more than that.
I honestly want to try this product. And keep one can because even the can design is so elegant.
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