Doctors rip head off baby during botched childbirth - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027438]Trust me, more than likely, he has seen worse and lots of it.[/QUOTE] what the hell? do you think all doctors are like dealing with like freddy kreuger shit daily? This might just top his list off

So much stranger than fiction.

Birth doctors are usually limited to just taking births so chances are he hasn't seen any worse shit. Unless he also is a doctor in another field.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;36027385]Well someone's [b]getting a prison sentence.[/b][/QUOTE] FTFY.

If it was that woman with the brainless baby she's just keep it and claim that god will heal it.

[quote]She said at least five doctors had tried for six hours to deliver her son naturally at the hospital in [b]Aracaju, Brazil.[/b] [/quote] there's your problem.

That is hilarious.

[QUOTE=TonyP;36027524]If it was that woman with the brainless baby she's just keep it and claim that god will heal it.[/QUOTE]She'd sue the doctor because he's spawn of devil who killed the prophet.

Really even if he had seen worse things, he caused this. More likely to scar him for life as well. For the nurses who knows... Edit: Also I'm confused. Why are the sueing the hostpital/him. Why are they not legally charging him with malpractice or something like that?

this is all pretty fucked up, its not like the doctor was intentionaly trying to kill the baby... shit happens also YOLO

[QUOTE=TonyP;36027524]If it was that woman with the brainless baby she's just keep it and claim that god will heal it.[/QUOTE] Congratulations on making what will be the dumbest post in this thread, I'm sure I have a chocolate medal around here as a reward for you.

[QUOTE=G71tc4;36027465]what the hell? do you think all doctors are like dealing with like freddy kreuger shit daily? This might just top his list off[/QUOTE] Depends on the doctor. I'm assuming, but judging by the nature of this, he was probably an OR/ER doctor. [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=AceOfDivine;36027488]Birth doctors are usually limited to just taking births so chances are he hasn't seen any worse shit. Unless he also is a doctor in another field.[/QUOTE] I was thinking that, but they came to him for complications of birth and a medic was present, they transported her to the ER. Frankly it's a 50/50. so he's either an OR doctor or obstetrician

Wait a fucking minute! Did they seriously pull it by its head?

"That's how I lost my medical license. Heh." -Marcos, the Medic

[QUOTE=MrTwicks;36027570]this is all pretty fucked up, its not like the doctor was intentionaly trying to kill the baby... shit happens also YOLO[/QUOTE]I don't see how being up for anal sex is related here

[QUOTE=Rhenae;36027569]Really even if he had seen worse things, he caused this. More likely to scar him for life as well. For the nurses who knows... Edit: Also I'm confused. Why are the sueing the hostpital/him. Why are they not legally charging him with malpractice or something like that?[/QUOTE] The hospital is responsible for it's staff.

Would like a source other than The Mirror.

[url]http://justkhaotic.com/2012/05/black-news/doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-off-as-mother-struggles-to-give-birth-in-brazilian-hospital/[/url] [url]http://postracial.net/2012/05/20/doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-off-as-mother-struggles-to-give-birth-in-brazilian-hospital/[/url] [url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2146742/Doctors-accidentally-tear-babys-head-mother-struggles-birth-Brazilian-hospital.html[/url] [url]http://www.ksee24.com/news/local/Doctors-Accidentally-Tear-Babys-Head-off-as-Mother-Struggles-to-Give-Birth-in-Brazilian-Hospital-152155095.html[/url] [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] Google is so hard to use

What the hell? How did he think pulling was a good idea? A baby's neck is incredibly fucking fragile. If the body doesn't slip out after the head then you don't pull, you cut that shit open and get him out.

My day is ruined now.

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;36027718]What the hell? How did he think pulling was a good idea? A baby's neck is incredibly fucking fragile. If the body doesn't slip out after the head then you don't pull, you cut that shit open and get him out.[/QUOTE]He thought if he pulled out in time it would be ok.

Did she have to pay hospital fees? Because if she did she got ripped off.

[quote]“Marcos, are you crazy?”[/quote] That is positively the last thing you want to hear during childbirth.

[QUOTE=SBD;36028372]Did she have to pay hospital fees? Because if she did she got ripped off.[/QUOTE] She's not the only one who got ripped off

I just had to laugh at the title, because it just so unimaginably awful it sounded like somebody made it up.

This wasn't in the walking dead universe was it? Where people fall apart easy?

that has to be up there with some of the most traumatic shit possible

Couldn't they have done a C-Section?

[QUOTE=Zambies!;36028686]Couldn't they have done a C-Section?[/QUOTE] they were supposed to. but then FUCKING MARCOS

Suitable thread music [video=youtube;cxxS8xmDRzA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxxS8xmDRzA[/video] But on a non-funny related note, That is terrible... How do you even manage to do a thing?