Doctors rip head off baby during botched childbirth - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Dalndox;36030005].tumblr.com Regardless, wow. What do you say to someone when you pull your hands out and come out with nothing but the head? Honestly, I can't imagine what the doctor is going through. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to commit suicide after this, not to sound mean. I mean, how would you react to [i]pulling the head off a newborn[/i]?[/QUOTE] "Woops accidents happen. Try again later." or he'd tell mom not to lose her head over that.

Makes the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. Absolutely horrifying

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[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027438]Trust me, more than likely, he has seen worse and lots of it.[/QUOTE] I don't think there's very much worse than ripping off a baby's head with your own arms.

also, what doctor decided not to give her a c-section

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2JNxeWO_wA[/media]

[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027244]As an EMT I can think of about 10 different things that they did wrong.[/QUOTE] The first being ripping the baby's fucking head off.

Wow that's quite the news I didn't expect to read..

I really can't think of something worse to happen to somebody

Reminds me of a time i found a wounded bird, i had no way of taking care of it or helping it, and it was clearly in pain, so i thought if i broke it's neck, it wouldn't have to suffer anymore. I pulled a little too hard and ripped the head off. at least it's not suffering anymore.

I think I know a quick fix [img]http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/images/he/head-+-shoulders-2-in-1-classic-clean-size-200ml.jpg[/img]

I can accept that some people make jokes to either hide or diminish pain, but some of you are really just indulging in the humour you find in this horrible event. It's as if some of you don't even feel that this actually happened, just because it's in some article and not in front of your eyes. You need to remember there is a broken family and a traumatised mother on the end of all of your jokes. I hope she never stumbles across any of the horrible things you have said here.

[QUOTE=Ricool06;36031256]I can accept that some people make jokes to either hide or diminish pain, but some of you are really just indulging in the humour you find in this horrible event. It's as if some of you don't even feel that this actually happened, just because it's in some article and not in front of your eyes. You need to remember there is a broken family and a traumatised mother on the end of all of your jokes. I hope she never stumbles across any of the horrible things you have said here.[/QUOTE] That's so thoughtful of you. [quote]It's as if some of you don't even feel that this actually happened, just because it's in some article and not in front of your eyes.[/quote] I find this quite amusing because that's essentially how it is. Are we supposed to mourn and cry? And the mother doesn't have to read this, if she can even find an article on a forum with teens and gamers. If something hurts your feelings, you don't need to read, just stop and close the tab. It's as if people don't have a head to think with.

I can't quite get my head around this.

I'm trying to imagine this but it hurts. I didn't even think that this would be possible.

Part of me has a morbid curiosity as to how the head came off. Did it rip at the neck or did he pull a predator and take the spine along with it

[QUOTE=Dr.C;36031574]Part of me has a morbid curiosity as to how the head came off. Did it rip at the neck or did he pull a predator and take the spine along with it[/QUOTE] He sure did perform a fatality.

[quote]she heard a crack and a medic shout: “Marcos, are you crazy?”[/quote] not a good time to lose one's head [editline]20th May 2012[/editline] Marcos will never be the head doctor

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;36031567]I'm trying to imagine this but it hurts. I didn't even think that this would be possible.[/QUOTE] Of course getting your head ripped off would hurt But seriously... fuck this is horrifying.

isn't the mirror some super unreliable source like the dailymail?

How did a fucking professional doctor managed to rip off a babies head off during the birth?

[QUOTE=The Baconator;36031904]isn't the mirror some super unreliable source like the dailymail?[/QUOTE] yeah but pretty much every UK newspaper is unreliable

[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;36032290]yeah but pretty much every UK newspaper is unreliable[/QUOTE] What about The Guardian?

[QUOTE=Patriarch;36032336]What about The Guardian?[/QUOTE] He'd have to say no because Charlie Brooker writes for it

I wonder how it feels to have ripped off an head of a newborn, must be pretty bad.

"i guess i dont know my own strength" [IMG]https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThU8D0RPFcLjHd1T9AfXB8sK5rRbSInPFPLvHlCaZtwPkjY1Qj[/IMG] MARCOS!

[QUOTE=Governor Goblin;36027417] If you're a doctor who gets really sick over seeing something like that, then there's no way you managed to get through internship. [/QUOTE] no the way you get through that is by just throwing up a lot afterwards.

-snip, double post-

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