The real question is whether or not this is an over-the-counter medicine.
[QUOTE=ASmellyOgre;31314566]The real question is whether or not this is an over-the-counter medicine.[/QUOTE]You can get Trojan vibrating rings at Target or Wal-Mart. I'm sure this will be.
Making that render must have been awkward.
What? I just put my dick on the washing machine.
[QUOTE=Chilean;31314334]If you need a vibrator to get an erection, I think I know why you weren't getting boners with women.[/QUOTE]Because you're in your 70s and viagra would put you into cardiac arrest?
[QUOTE=MisterSjeiks;31314699]What? I just put my dick on the washing machine.[/QUOTE]Overly sensitive I see.
People use that thing? Whatever happened to Viagra and your right/left hand?
You know this could be a great gift for your husband
[QUOTE=Iima_kokhaund;31315374]People use that thing? Whatever happened to Viagra and your right/left hand?[/QUOTE]
Well, Viagra just increases blood flow. That's dangerous for some people, and doesn't help others (like if you lost senses there). This is another option.
[release]Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex[/release]
what did you say about my mother
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[release][b]Simultaneous vibratory stimulation of both surfaces of the penis at high frequency (70-110Hz) for about 7-10 minutes can lead to reflexogenic activation of sexual pathways that initiate gradual filling of the penis with arterial blood by activating the Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex, which help in strengthening the rigidity of erection.[/b][/release]
Nitric oxide synthase: basically the chemical reaction that controls blood vessels and blood pressure and allows you to have a boner (I don't know why they couldn't have just said that, fucking sciencefags)
Pudendo-cavernosal: don't know what pudendo means, but probably refers to corpus cavernosum (spongy tissue found in the penis and clitoris)
Ischiocavernosus: a muscle below the perineum; kind of a base to help keep your boner upright
Bulbospongiosus: a muscle that covers the bulb of the penis and also helps sustain erection
Jesus, it's a fucking vibrator. They're trying to sell the thing with fancy anatomy/physiology terms when it's simply an erection.
Anyway, I hope that helps.
Bah, this is why you have car batteries and electric probes to stick up your ass. It'll give you a stiffie in no time, and make you one in a few minutes.
Wow i uh
this is cool if your arms are tired or something i guess
but hey those of you who can't get it up, congrats, cancel your viagra subscription
Aw, I thought this was a vibrator that you put in your ass.
[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;31317815]Bah, this is why you have car batteries and electric probes to stick up your ass. It'll give you a stiffie in no time, and make you one in a few minutes.[/QUOTE]
Personal experience??
[QUOTE=Joazzz;31309718][release][B]Nitric oxide synthase mediated pudendo-cavernosal reflex. Other physiological effects include progressive rhythmic contraction of the ischicavernosus and bulbospongiosus muscles via the bulbocavernosus reflex[/B][/release]
Didn't understand shit but sounds like my dick is augmented or something.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.lapsedpacifist.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/annanavarre.jpg[/img]
It will require us to do more than frighten the NSF with our male vibrators that make us penises look bigger than they really are.
I'll take 10.
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