North Korea drops all pretense, straight up says it's going to nuke Washington DC - Polidicks

[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;39831378][IMG]http://horobox.reager.org/u/Ubermunchkin_1362755369.png[/IMG] Kinda off topic, but I nearly shat myself when I saw this :v:[/QUOTE] I am scared of Swebonny too [sub](Hello Ssmurfyy, I'm inside you)[/sub]

[QUOTE=janky;39829490]How could you even think an invasion of the US by North Korea is remotely possible. Cuba would have a better chance of invading us.[/QUOTE] While the first part is true, there's no way Cuba has a better chance of invading the US than NK. While Cuba has the geographical advantage, and NKs soldiers are probably shitty trained and armed, and will likely suffer deserters, you still gotta remember it's the largest army in the world. 3 times larger than Americas. Sure, America would win hands down, but Cuba's army is nothing compared to the sheer advantage in numbers that NK has.

North Korea will just make a TV broadcast saying they destroyed America, like how they said they won the world cup in 2010.

thankfully the capital is up hill so the koreans can't use their normal bomb delivery method of rolling it down a steep hill.

I see this as being another falsified story where NK will be brought in to believing they have indeed nuked us and are once again glorious leader of the world.

[QUOTE=Pierrewithahat;39829658]Because their entire army is comprised of starved volunteers with one rifle to 20 men. If you're actually worried then you're a dumbass, they can't hurt anyone except South Korea.[/QUOTE] You forgot there punching core. Those Guys will fuck you up!

[QUOTE=Superkilll307;39831806]You forgot there punching core. Those Guys will fuck you up![/QUOTE] By punching core you mean the ones who get punched all the time because they suck at their forced labor?

I found a picture of their nuke: [IMG]http://pilgrimparent.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/rocket.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;39829468]It's just too much open nothing surrounding it, with too much advanced warning systems protecting it. Invasions are the least of our concerns, minus the illegal kind from Mexico[/QUOTE] What if Canada turns.

[QUOTE=laserguided;39832116]What if Canada turns.[/QUOTE] Yeah man that's possible. Also the sun might suddenly disappear too yo.

I'm not worried.

I hope all the innocents in North Korea can escape before the country get's it's nuclear obsessed ass handed to them. [QUOTE=laserguided;39832116]What if Canada turns.[/QUOTE] No way man fuck that, we're the bro country.

I'm sorry America, our maple syrup cannons are being pointed towards you as we speak. RIP

I think it's time to fly some stealth bombers above NK and show them proof afterwards, just to show them who they're messing with.

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;39832261]I think it's time to fly some stealth bombers above NK and show them proof afterwards, just to show them who they're messing with.[/QUOTE] Proving them right?

[QUOTE=EcksDee;39832138]Yeah man that's possible. Also the sun might suddenly disappear too yo.[/QUOTE] Guys? [t]http://imgkk.com/i/eu3m.jpg[/t] GUYS IT'S HAPPENING

[QUOTE=smurfy;39829388][t]http://imgkk.com/i/2idg.jpg[/t][/QUOTE] Thats actually the concept art for Fallout 3

[QUOTE=Im Crimson;39832274]Proving them right?[/QUOTE] The West really just wants them to keep to themselves, but they've suddenly said they need to nuke the US. Bringing it on themselves doesn't prove themselves right. [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Ermac20;39832307]Thats actually the concept art for Fallout 3[/QUOTE] It's probably all over walls in NK right now, to boost morale. Just like their 2012 Olympics results: 1. North Korea 2. Soviet Union 3. People's Republic of China

[QUOTE=TheTalon;39829454]Seriously? You think North Korea is going to make it across the Pacific and invade the United States of America?! No, you can't be serious. [B] I don't think any country on this planet, even the US itself, could invade something like the United States[/B] because of the Technological and Geographical advantage Besides, They probably mean Washington State and just think D.C. is there[/QUOTE] I bet the US could invade the US

[QUOTE=fulgrim;39829652]I wish there was some way the NK leadership could get its ass handed to it by america without hurting a butt-load of innocent people in the process.[/QUOTE] Leadership ? I bet the country is led by the military. Kim is just some fatass that sits on his ass and plays national figure.

[QUOTE=RusMar;39832337]I bet the US could invade the US[/QUOTE] suddenly all of the invaders realize they're being invaded and have to defend themselves against themselves. It would be a mass free for all and whoever remains would drive themselves out of the country whilst shouting "AND STAY OUT!" into a handheld mirror [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Dbuhos;39832473]Leadership ? I bet the country is led by the military. Kim is just some fatass that sits on his ass and plays national figure.[/QUOTE] despite his heritage as a descendant of their eternal president deity, he's not the president. He stands as a secondary to that, and I'd full well expect all of the threats and shifting in the country is 100% the direction of military leaders. Given he's so young I wouldn't put it past any elder officials to take advantage of his lack of experience/knowledge and just dictate to him what they feel suits their ideologies- anything Un is informed about and expected to relay to the people, is more often bullshit propagandized info to make NK look like the good guys when they decide to be assholes.

Agressors? Nobody cares about you NK, not even enough to invade you. I hope they realize that if they even try, they WILL be obliterated, and thats just from their own bombs falling back to where they came from.

[QUOTE=Ermac20;39832307]Thats actually the concept art for Fallout 3[/QUOTE] no its real

Only Washington DC? That takes a load off my mind.

[QUOTE=Garik;39832008]By punching core you mean the ones who get punched all the time because they suck at their forced labor?[/QUOTE] No, your mistaking the engineering core with the punching core, and many of there top officers go on to become morale officers.

[QUOTE=download;39829401]Slightly worrying. It's like dealing with a mental patient who makes threats. Never know if they are stupid enough to carry them out[/QUOTE] If they use a missile, it's possible NORAD can stop it in time. Do North Korean missiles even have that kind of range?

[QUOTE=Craig Willmore;39833290]no its real[/QUOTE] I live right near DC and can confirm that NKorea actually nuked it. I am currently posting from vault 73 as we speak

Someone should just make a gif of Obama and Jong-un throwing sanctions and toy rockets respectively at each other.

All this north Korea shit lately makes me want to play Mercenaries 1 again. I always liked that in game you can make any faction [South Korea, UN, Russia, China] like you, but you can't do anything to North Korea but piss them off more and more.

[QUOTE=download;39829401]Slightly worrying. It's like dealing with a mental patient who makes threats. Never know if they are stupid enough to carry them out[/QUOTE] I would say its like an insane person that is carrying a knife. You know they can kill you, but you don't know if you can talk your way out of it.