North Korea drops all pretense, straight up says it's going to nuke Washington DC - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;39836893]yeah north korea doesn't really have good nuclear weapons resources here's the one we dropped on nagasaki for comparison: [img]http://i.imgur.com/0cG7Acu.jpg[/img] and here's the largest one we currently own: [img]http://i.imgur.com/CBunV3Q.jpg[/img] [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] in fact, just play with it yourself, dunno why im just posting pictures: [url]http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/[/url][/QUOTE] And here's one with Russia's largest [img]http://i.imgur.com/CNeGg8G.jpg[/img] Basically everything in the yellow on the outside catches fire easily and you get burned with 3rd degree burns if exposed, and everything in the Grey circle is a pressure wave strong enough to kill most people caught in it

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;39836893]and here's the largest one we currently own[/QUOTE] [url]http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?lat=38.89469253046311&lng=-77.02189926086425&zm=13&kt=100000[/url]

[QUOTE=TheTalon;39829454]Seriously? You think North Korea is going to make it across the Pacific and invade the United States of America?! No, you can't be serious. I don't think any country on this planet, even the US itself, could invade something like the United States because of the Technological and Geographical advantage Besides, They probably mean Washington State and just think D.C. is there[/QUOTE] Fuck you man, I live in WA. Right next to an international airport, and a two very large shipping ports.

[QUOTE=Del91;39837219]Fuck you man, I live in WA. Right next to an international airport, and a two very large shipping ports.[/QUOTE] Hey don't blame me! Send North Korea a globe!

[QUOTE=TheTalon;39837102]And here's one with Russia's largest [img]http://i.imgur.com/CNeGg8G.jpg[/img] Basically everything in the yellow on the outside catches fire easily and you get burned with 3rd degree burns if exposed, and everything in the Grey circle is a pressure wave strong enough to kill most people caught in it[/QUOTE] That's the 100mt Tsar Bomba which was designed for testing but never actually built because there was nowhere remote enough for them to test it where it wouldn't kill people.

Remember, if North Korea attacked South Korea, it would be AK-wielding, Juche-drunk soldiers against automatic, unmanned machine guns and 40MM grenade launchers.[URL="http://gizmodo.com/5955042/south-koreas-auto+turret-can-kill-a-man-in-the-dead-of-night-from-three-clicks"]http://gizmodo.com/5955042/south-koreas-auto+turret-can-kill-a-man-in-the-dead-of-night-from-three-clicks[/URL]

What if it misses it's targets due to faulty best Korea's programming!? I sure hope I don't go to work tomorrow and see a big ass glow approaching, all I would think of; My second day on the damn job, and I get blown to smithereens?! THE FU-

The only way NK could get one off is if the US let them.

[QUOTE=Jo The Shmo;39836893]here's the one we dropped on nagasaki for comparison: [img]http://i.imgur.com/0cG7Acu.jpg[/img] in fact, just play with it yourself, dunno why im just posting pictures: [url]http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/[/url][/QUOTE] psshh i do better on taco tuesday

BBC is reporting NK is shutting down the border crossing between them and SK...

[QUOTE=TheTalon;39829454]Seriously? You think North Korea is going to make it across the Pacific and invade the United States of America?! No, you can't be serious. I don't think any country on this planet, even the US itself, could invade something like the United States because of the Technological and Geographical advantage Besides, They probably mean Washington State and just think D.C. is there[/QUOTE] I was under the impression D.C. was in Washington State until my parents informed me I was wrong. Boy did I sure as hell felt lied to.

I'm not too worried about this. It's a bit concerning, and certainly reason for alarm, but theres not much of a chance of them being capable of an invasion. Then again, There's that little chance that maybe they've been hiding something, maybe they actually do have a relatively large army of well trained soldiers ready to invade the US, and maybe with luck that nuke could actually hit us? I mean, what would even happen?? It's just weird to think about what like might be like in the event a homeland war took place. It isn't a 0% chance that they are successful, joke all you want. They've shown a lot of incapability in the past but this does not mean they are incapable. And again, it could be all part of an insane man's plan. Well, okay, that sounds stupid and conspiracy theorist, but is it all that unlikely that Un was simply... acting? Looking the fool? To get us to let our guard down so he could storm in? Considering the power of the US, I don't doubt that, even if the initial invasion/bombing was successful, they would win in the end. I dunno. Just speculating. This certainly is an interesting and incredibly unsurprising turn of events.

[QUOTE=BulldozeMyVag;39838101]I was under the impression D.C. was in Washington State until my parents informed me I was wrong. Boy did I sure as hell felt lied to.[/QUOTE] No sweat. My half sister thought Florida and Louisiana shared a border for a decade, despite me actually throwing a globe at her

[QUOTE=riku2211;39838146]I'm not too worried about this. It's a bit concerning, and certainly reason for alarm, but theres not much of a chance of them being capable of an invasion. Then again, There's that little chance that maybe they've been hiding something, maybe they actually do have a relatively large army of well trained soldiers ready to invade the US, and maybe with luck that nuke could actually hit us? I mean, what would even happen?? It's just weird to think about what like might be like in the event a homeland war took place. It isn't a 0% chance that they are successful, joke all you want. They've shown a lot of incapability in the past but this does not mean they are incapable. And again, it could be all part of an insane man's plan. Well, okay, that sounds stupid and conspiracy theorist, but is it all that unlikely that Un was simply... acting? Looking the fool? To get us to let our guard down so he could storm in? Considering the power of the US, I don't doubt that, even if the initial invasion/bombing was successful, they would win in the end. I dunno. Just speculating. This certainly is an interesting and incredibly unsurprising turn of events.[/QUOTE] You realize you're talking about a country with soldiers who are poorly trained, malnourished, and have shit morale, and are equiped with cold war era equipment, right? [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] The country that got their shit kicked back in the 50's and needed china to bounce back?

What are they gonna do, throw it at us? - Lewis black

[QUOTE=AaronM202;39838162]You realize you're talking about a country with soldiers who are poorly trained, malnourished, and have shit morale, and are equiped with cold war era equipment, right? [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] The country that got their shit kicked back in the 50's and needed china to bounce back?[/QUOTE] Yes, yeah yeah yeah. All I'm saying is, it's not impossible. Speculating, like I said. Our knowledge of what goes on over there IS pretty limited. I'm not saying I EXPECT anything bad to happen, just thinking about what COULD happen.

[QUOTE=riku2211;39838183]Yes, yeah yeah yeah. All I'm saying is, it's not impossible. Speculating, like I said. Our knowledge of what goes on over there IS pretty limited. I'm not saying I EXPECT anything bad to happen, just thinking about what COULD happen.[/QUOTE] No, it is pretty much impossible.

I am surprised you guys have posted this for thread music [video=youtube;9QyQ9PsOj6A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QyQ9PsOj6A[/video]

[QUOTE=Zombie man70;39838442]I am surprised you guys have posted this for thread music [video=youtube;9QyQ9PsOj6A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QyQ9PsOj6A[/video][/QUOTE] I can't hear this without hearing the take back the whitehouse remix.

Except; it isnt a global superpower armed with groundbreaking new technological innovations, brought forth by a completely differing culture. Posing a massive threat to the entire world ;That are coming for us. Its a bunch of starvation stunted little retro communists that are talking about maybe, possibly somehow lobbing their rudamental nuclear weapons at a nation hundreds of miles beyond the range of their rockets. Hardly worthy of the hell march.

[QUOTE=DeanWinchester;39836911]Actually, that's a Fallout 3 concept art picture :v: (read the text at the bottom right: [url]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4dEAVQx8F64/S_A4H39C49I/AAAAAAAAAF8/PiRQ0yfYoEw/s1600/concept02B.jpg[/url])[/QUOTE] Thats the joke.

[QUOTE=Don Knotts;39829541]They're planning to do it oldschool and drop it from a plane. Now they just need to make a plane that doesn't explode on the runway.[/QUOTE] Something tells me that if the Air Force is willing to shoot down anything that goes anywhere near the White House, that a Cessna with a nuke duct taped to the bottom won't be an issue. edit: if they can afford the duct tape, that is

watch out guys [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=096hnKDw5tc[/media]

[QUOTE=smurfy;39837375]That's the 100mt Tsar Bomba which was designed for testing but never actually built because there was nowhere remote enough for them to test it where it wouldn't kill people.[/QUOTE] The ocean? No one needs that place, right? [editline]7th March 2013[/editline] It's like a ballerina!

[QUOTE=riku2211;39838183]Yes, yeah yeah yeah. All I'm saying is, it's not impossible. Speculating, like I said. Our knowledge of what goes on over there IS pretty limited. I'm not saying I EXPECT anything bad to happen, just thinking about what COULD happen.[/QUOTE] i think our military budget would like to have a word with you

[QUOTE=erfinjerfin;39839518]i think our military budget would like to have a word with you[/QUOTE] You mean like the 400 billion dalla f 35s that dont fly??

would NK mind shutting the fuck up it's just annoying now

[QUOTE=TheTalon;39837102]And here's one with Russia's largest [img]http://i.imgur.com/CNeGg8G.jpg[/img] Basically everything in the yellow on the outside catches fire easily and you get burned with 3rd degree burns if exposed, and everything in the Grey circle is a pressure wave strong enough to kill most people caught in it[/QUOTE] My family is in Sterling. My girlfriend's family is in Manassas. :c [editline]8th March 2013[/editline] The news is depressing lately.

ok so doesnt us have those unmanned planes? why dont we just fucking assassinate kim jung-whatever it is now, and get on with our lives. fuck north korea and fuck these fucking threats. if youre gonna do it, then do it you piece of shit. sincerely, the internet

And this will be their theme. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3EOibiVzq4[/media]